Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, November 02, 2014

Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Water Bottle

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Letterhead Design

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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Showcase your wry sense of chemistry humor with this Periodic Table of Elements! Gifts include the funny saying "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element". Educational fun that will make others do a double-take the next time they look at the periodic table!

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Clock

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life (Ecology) Wallclocks

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Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring two food chains, one on land and one in the ocean, along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life".

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Custom Tie

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Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Note Pad

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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Droid RAZR Case

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

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Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coin Purses

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this wristlet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Drink Coaster

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, humor, visual perception, bezhold effect, words and unwords, psychologist, cognitive effects, science, scientific, attitude, geek, perception, color, wilhelm von bezhold, riddles, brain teasers

When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Welcome To Exercise County (County Sign Humor) Postcards

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Do you love to exercise? Showcase your wry exercise attitude with any of these gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Exercise County". Great gifts for any fitness addict!

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Saturday, November 01, 2014

Two Bug Droids Wedding Attire Wedding Bells Cover For iPhone 5C

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If you are soon-to-be-married or newlyweds and work in the software development industry -- particularly on the Android platform, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring two Bug Droids (bugdroids) dressing in wedding attire, one with top hat and bow tie and another with floral headband and white flower, against a background of two wedding bells. Showcase your wry geekiness with any of these bug droid gifts today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) Plates

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No need to be an earth scientist or a resident of the Bay Area to enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "4 Views Of The Bay Area". Make others do a double-take from viewing the Bay Area from outer space with any of these gifts!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Personalized Stationery

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Cake Pick

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Showcase which body part is the master at track caloric intake with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following anatomical truism saying: "Master At Tracking Caloric Intake". Make others do a double-take on why they feel hungry or not with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

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Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Cardiology Is All About The Heart (Anatomical) Letterhead Design

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Cardiologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the following medical truism saying: "Cardiology Is All About The Heart". Make others do double-take with a dose of literal and figurative heart humor today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Lunchboxes

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Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Plate

Just Sending You My Thoughts Neuron Synapse Posters

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with this poster featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude poster for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Clock

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Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Tees

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Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

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Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Gift Wrapping Paper

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Commuter Bag

Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times Print

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Showcase your wry chess player attitude with this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following humorous chess saying: "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times".

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Round Wallclock

Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 6 Case

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Bridge Is An Intellectual Game (Four Card Suits) Watch

Tell time with a dose of intelligent fun with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge Is An Intellectual Game". Great watch for any avid bridge player!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Party Plate

Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Happy Birthday Software Developer (Bugdroid) iPhone 5C Cases

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Do you know of someone who develops software for the Android operating system? Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer attitude with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid in a bugdroid font cheer by mikan120 which says the following: "Happy Birthday Software Developer". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) Notepad

Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Cover For The iPad Mini

Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Print

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Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of educational, stats humor with this poster featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics".

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Letterhead Design

Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law (Chemistry) Reusable Water Bottle

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Wry scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements, along with the chemical humor saying "Follow The Periodic Table - It's The Law". No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy any of these educational, scientific attitude gifts! For all those who work with the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) iPod Speakers

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Words & Unwords Nikola Tesla Quote 2014 Calendar

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Fans of the one and only "Wizard of Wireless" will enjoy this calendar featuring ponderous words of wisdom quotes by Serbian-American electrical engineer who ushered in the modern age, Nikola Tesla. Electrical engineers and all fans of today's wireless world will enjoy this Words & Unwords Nikola Tesla Quote 2014 Calendar. Includes 14 quotes by Nikola Tesla, as created by Words & Unwords: one for the front cover, one for the back cover, and one for each month.

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead Template

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Mugs

Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Cutting Board

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Pi fans will enjoy this cutting board featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following math geek humor saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy this functional cutting board with a dose of wry pi humor!

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Premium Jewelry Boxes

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No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring various cubes, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Evolving Cube Inside". Make others do a double-take at the various forms of a cube with a dose of inner geek attitude!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Gift Wrapping Paper

Alter Your Mind Play Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Posters

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Showcase your wry reflective chess player side with this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Alter Your Mind Play Chess".

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 6 Case

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Candy Dish

If you have ever experienced hostility at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what this observation means with a dose of snarky bridge attitude!

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Shifted Chessboard Illusion (Optical Illusion)

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Optical illusion fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the "Shifted Chessboard Illusion". The horizontal lines look crooked but actually are straight. The shifted chessboard or Münsterberg illusion, is an example of a geometrical-optical illusions.

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Do Not Stop Questioning (Philosophical Sign Humor) Reusable Water Bottles

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Do you ponder about everything in life? Showcase your wry philosophical side with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the cross-out bar across a stop sign with the complete saying that means "Do Not Stop Questioning". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are trying to say with any of these thoughtful sign attitude gifts!

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