Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, October 27, 2014

Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Note Pad

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Coffee Mug

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Postage

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If you can read International Morse Code, you'll enjoy sending this stamp on your next correspondence. Featuring a key of International Morse Code, along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Memorable postage gift for amateur radio operators, pilots, and anyone who can understand International Morse Code (IMC)!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mouse Pad

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) T-shirts

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Pinback Button

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If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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Welcome To Snore County (Signs) T Shirts

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No need to work in the transportation industry to enjoy any of these wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a county transportation sign that says "Welcome To Snore County". Perfect gag humor gifts for anyone who snores, whether asleep or awake!

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Sunday, October 26, 2014

Software Developers Think About Software (Android) Cards

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Do you think about code every second of the day? Even when you go to the bathroom? Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring Android sitting on the toilet and thinking -- what else? -- about Android in a cloud. Make others do a double-take about what you're thinking about daily with any of these "Software Developers Think About Software Development All The Time" Android bathroom humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Bumper Stickers

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No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Tees

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG - EKG Heart Beat) T Shirt

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Anyone who has a heartbeat will enjoy this wry scientific humor saying "I've Got Rhythm" on any of these gifts. Complete with ECG/EKG heart beat. No need to have an electrocardiogram to enjoy! Heartbeat and music lovers rejoice!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Post Card

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No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Neckwear

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Pins

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Hats

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Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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Mutations Are Not All Alike (Genetics Humor) T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Custom Stationery

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Letterhead Template

Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Pin

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Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today!

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Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting Commuter Bags

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International Morse Code attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring IMC along with the saying "Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting". Make others do a double-take at electronic communication way back in the late 19th and early 20th centuries today!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Stickers

Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Postcard

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Bridge The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy Mugs

If you enjoy being the dummy in bridge, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge - The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy". Laugh and smile the next time you play bridge with this memorable saying!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Postcards

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No need to be majoring in psychology to enjoy any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the principle of emergence. Design says: "Emergence - Do You See A Dalmatian?" Psyche attitude gifts for all who can see a dalmatian amongst the black and white spots!

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Shush! Ideas Under Construction Stickers

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No need to be writing a senior thesis or a dissertation to enjoy any of these signage humor gifts that including the following wry saying: "Shush! Ideas Under Construction". Includes transportation warning sign showing person digging the ground. Memorable sound advice gifts for anyone who works with ideas and needs some peace and quiet!

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Software Developers Think About Software (Android) Shirt

Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Tshirt

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The devastation of the Twin Towers on September 11th 2001 was an event that was viewed from outer space. No need to be a New Yorker to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery of the "Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Attack" on this gift tee.

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Mug

Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Keychains

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Bags

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Buttons

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Keychains

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Keychains

Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Stickers

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Mug

How Well Do You Know Virus Classification? T Shirt

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Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this educational, scientific gift tee featuring various viruses. Showcasing the Baltimore Classification of viruses, which is based on the method of viral mRNA synthesis. Memorable scientific t-shirt for die-hard taxonomists of viruses with the query "How Well Do You Know Virus Classification?"

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Invite

Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Water Bottles

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Showcase your wry pi side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?" Memorable geek humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? Neck Wear

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Do you frequently think about objects in the fifth dimension? Does the third dimension -- or even the fourth dimension -- bore you to death? No need to be a mathematician to enjoy geometrical humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension, along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Ask yourself and others with tongue-in-cheek geometry attitude today!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (Communication) Laptop Bags

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS".

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Shirt

Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Pin

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Post Cards

Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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Stop For Genius (Stop Sign) Photo Card

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Make it clear to others that you want them to stop for genius with any of these gifts featuring a Stop Sign. Regardless of what you do for a living or how many degrees you have or do not have, showcase to the world that you would like for them to "Stop For Genius" today! Perfect gag-gift!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? T Shirts