Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Pinback Button

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Mug

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Magnet

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Bridge Lover Inside (Duplicate Bridge Attitude) Shirt

If you love the game of bridge, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take regarding what you truly represent with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game!

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There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life Post Cards

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Regardless of what you have done, showcase your attitude what's done is done with this transportation sign that features the U-turn and includes the truism saying "There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life". Make others do a double-take with this motivational and inspirational sign on any of these gifts. Perfect gifts for those who have been there, done that, and desire to move onto other challenges in life!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Aprons

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Welcome To Android County (Bug Droid Sign) Posters

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Are you a software developer / engineer working on the Android platform? Showcase your wry Android sense of humor with the Android robot / bug droid (bugdroid) along with the transportation sign that says it all: "Welcome To Android County". Make others do a double-take about what county they are in with a dose of software engineer turf-war humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Ash Cloud From Ruang Volcano, Indonesia T Shirts

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Fans of volcanoes and Indonesia will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "Ash Cloud From Ruang Volcano, Indonesia". Make others do a double-take and view volcanic activity (an eruption) from outer space when you wear this vivid photo t-shirt!

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Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent) Chemical Equation Posters

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Educational scientific poster for biologists, gardeners, and anyone into photosynthesis, the turning of carbon dioxide and water into simple sugar and oxygen. Photosynthesis light-dependent chemical reaction poster with chemical formula for photosynthesis.

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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Statistics The Taming Of Randomness (Stats Humor) Mug

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Statistics, by any other definition, is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with any of these statistics humor gifts featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign)

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If you have ever seen a meteor in the sky, when in-person or on video, you'll enjoy any of these astronomical humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign with a meteor streaking across the sky in a city along with the saying "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Make others do a double-take at this common extraterrestrial event wherein a meteor hits the Earth and burns up in the sky that sometimes is apparent to our eyes.

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Soap Making Is Just Chemistry T-shirt

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Are you a soap maker? Showcase your knowledge of chemistry with a dose of scientific style with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Soap Making Is Just Chemistry". Perfect gift for any avid soap maker who knows how to mix ingredients!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Mousepad

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside (Biology Humor) T-shirt

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The process of mitosis, the division of cells, is ongoing inside of your cells. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this gift tee featuring mitosis along with the truism saying "Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside". Science attitude fun for all who engage in cell division!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Plate

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Showcase your wry pi side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?" Memorable geek humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math & Geometry) Mousepad

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance Messenger Bag

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Showcase your Morse code attitude the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the dots and dashes of International Morse Code along with the saying "Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance".

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Round Sticker

Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Customized Stationery

Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game)

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Bag

Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Postcards

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Friday, October 24, 2014

Embrace The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Tees

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Software developers and software engineers will enjoy showcasing their wry Android side with any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid with a brown tree that's a composite of many items. Comes with the truism caption that's appropriate for this open source platform that is growing by leaps and bounds: "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gift for any open source Android fan! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Three Pacific Typhoons (Satellite Picture) Coffee Mugs

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If you enjoy looking at meteorological events such as typhoons from outer space, you'll enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "Three Pacific Typhoons". No need to have experienced a typhoon or live in the tropics to enjoy any of these vivid nature imagery gifts!

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Brain Power Is For Real (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Postcard

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If you like to think, contemplate, and decide, then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with any of these educational, anatomical gifts featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable gifts for all who use their brain and know that brain power is for real!

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Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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Those who work with statistics will enjoy any of these wry stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Knowledge Is Power - Do Statistics". Statistical truism if there ever was one. Gifts for all those who understand hypothesis testing. No need to be a statistician to enjoy!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Placemat

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Soap Making Is Just Chemistry Mug

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I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success Round Sticker

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Are you just neurologically wired for success? Treat yourself and others to wry biology humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, along with the saying: "I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success". Comes complete with labels of all important parts of a neuron. Motivational and inspirational educational science humor gifts for all who are successful!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Greeting Card

Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Tote Bag

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If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Placemat

The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Refrigerator Magnet

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "The Golden Rectangle", a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi -- or approximately 1:1.618. The most distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle; that is, with the same proportions as the first. Square removal can be repeated infinitely, resulting in an infinite sequence of points on the golden spiral, the unique logarithmic spiral with this property. Make others do a double-take with aesthetically pleasing proportions with any of these mathematical attitude gifts!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Greeting Card

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Magnets

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Invitation

Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Coffee Mugs

Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Post Card

Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Button

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) T-shirt

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Celebrate the Fourth of July with a dose of Android robot style with any of these gifts featuring bug droid wearing a red-white-and-blue Uncle Sam hat and carrying a sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Software development engineering attitude with a dose of geek humor for any July Fourth celebration! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Brain Power Is For Real (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Apron

Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal, but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Folio Planner

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Card