Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, October 24, 2014

Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Thursday, October 23, 2014

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Mug

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Brain Power Is For Real (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Round Sticker

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If you like to think, contemplate, and decide, then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with any of these educational, anatomical gifts featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable gifts for all who use their brain and know that brain power is for real!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Saying) Tshirts

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Wry duplicate bridge attitude comes alive on any of these gifts that says "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". Serious bridge advice design includes all four card suits. Intelligent gifts for all those who play bridge with partners and desire to inspire trust and confidence when playing bridge!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Letterhead Template

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Post Cards

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside (Neuron) Tees

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No need to be a neuroscientist or neurologist to know that there are probably between 1 to 5 quadrillion synapses within you. Educational, scientific attitude on any of these gifts featuring the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside". Showcase your multitude of neuronal connections with any of these gifts!

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The Multiple Structures Of Protein Coffee Mugs

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You are constantly producing proteins from amino acids, and there are 4 different structures to protein. Educational, scientific gifts to showcase the varying structures of protein. No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Ceramic Tiles

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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Dimensions Of Freedom (Geometry Humor) Trucker Hats

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No need to be a mathematician or philosopher to enjoy wry geometric humor with any of these gifts featuring five "Dimensions Of Freedom": point, line, square, cube, tesseract. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek mathematical humor on the different dimensions of freedom!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Samsung Galaxy S2 Covers

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Party Plates

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Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Team Edison (Thomas Alva Edison) T Shirts

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Showcase your Team Edison side with any of these gifts featuring scientist and inventor Thomas Alva Edison. This vintage photo of Edison makes a great gift to scientists, inventors, electrical engineers, and all those who admire Thomas Edison's contributions to our modern well-lit world!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mousepad

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll T-shirts

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Business Card

Showcase your wry and witty bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the amount of effort that goes into playing this card game!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Key Chain

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Do Not Enter Brain At Work Inside (Sign Humor) Bumper Sticker

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Warn others about your attitude with any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the "Do Not Enter" sign that says "Do Not Enter Brain At Work Inside". Make others do a double-take about our knowledge driven society and the need to concentrate with any of these intelligent gifts! No need to be a graduate student or teacher to enjoy!

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Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Tshirts

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Warning! Information Overload Inside (Brain Humor) Key Chains

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Is your brain overloaded with information at times? Showcase your wry brainy humor side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain, color-coded, along with the truism saying "Warning! Information Overload Inside". Warn others that your head could explode with information overload with a dose of medical anatomical fun today! No need to be a neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Dinner Plate

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Invitations

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Coffee Mug

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Synapse) Pins

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Showcase your wry medical humor side with any of these anatomical gifts featuring a synapse, along with the scientific truism "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Showcase tongue-in-cheek biology humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these science attitude gifts! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Sticker

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Personalized Invite

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If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Hand Towels

Dimensions Of Freedom (Geometry Humor) Tshirt

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Pendants

Thomas Edison I Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways Business Card

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Showcase your wry scientific and inventive side at your next introduction with this business card featuring a quote by Thomas Alva Edison. Quotation says: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Inspirational and motivational quote for those with persistence!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Fridge Magnets

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Mugs

Bridge Widow (Four Card Suits) Tee Shirt

Does your spouse spend way too much time playing the game of bridge, whether online, in-person, or both? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Widow". Make others do a double-take at how much time your spouse/partner sets aside for playing the game of bridge!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Magnets

Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Tees

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If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Mug

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Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Playing Cards

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy playing cards with any of these green attitude playing cards featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis".

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Neuroplasticity Embedded Within (Brain Anatomy) Business Card

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No need to be a neurologist or neural surgeon to enjoy timeless anatomical humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Featuring the various parts of the brain, with all key labels, along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take at your next meet and greet at how open you are to learning and demonstrating your neuroplasticity!

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Summarizing Statistics T Shirt

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Mature RNA Inside Coffee Mugs

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Kitchen Towel

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Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Tshirts

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Take a swirl through Earth's history with any of these "Geological Time In Perspective" gifts. Featuring the various time periods of Earth. Scientific educational Earth timeline gifts for earth scientists and earth historians -- no matter what age you are!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Tshirt

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No need to be a chemist, chemistry teacher, or chemistry major to enjoy wry Periodic Table of Elements humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness". Make others do a double-take on the contributions of Mendeleev in discovering the periodic function of elements with a dose of scientific fun today!

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Synapse) Coffee Mug

Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Pinback Buttons

From Code To Protein (Protein Synthesis) T Shirts

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You produce proteins every day in your cells. Showcase protein synthesis with biological flair with this protein synthesis gift that says "From Code To Protein". Complete with ribosome and labels. No need to be a biologist to enjoy or understand how proteins gets formed!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Sweatshirt

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Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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