Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, October 10, 2014

Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Stamp

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Chemistry humor comes alive on this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this postage that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies Tshirt

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Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your wry psychological and anatomical side with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Memorable advice to anyone who can't stop thinking and who loves to take a nap now and then!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Tee Shirt

tagged with: enigmatic, enigma, nikola tesla, physics, electromagnetism, alternate current, scientist, inventor, engineer, electrical engineer, physicist, wireless, radio, wizard of wireless, tesla, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, electricity, nine pictures, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the Warhol-like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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The Evolution An Idea Depends Upon Adaptability T-shirts

tagged with: evolution,speciation,humor,geek,attitude,saying,psyche,the evolution of an idea,depends upon its adapability,words and unwords,idea,adapability,ecology,biology

No need to be a biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring allopatric speciation along with the following saying "The Evolution Of An Idea Depends Upon Its Adaptability". Make others do a double-take on evolution, nature, the development of ideas with a dose of wry evolutionary humor with any of these psyche gifts today! Memorable gifts for anyone who works with ideas!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California T Shirts

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Plaques

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Cake Picks

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Poster

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side with this poster featuring the dots and dashes of IMC along with the following saying: "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable poster for all who know Morse code!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Premium Gift Boxes

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Ceramic Tile

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Mugs

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge sensibility today!

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Thursday, October 09, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Kitchen Towel

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Water Bottles

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks

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Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Posters

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Statisticians and stats teachers will enjoy this poster featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that says it all: "Summarizing Statistics".

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Yield To Adventure (Yield Sign) T Shirts

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Do you yield to adventure? Showcase your wry adventurous side with this yield sign pointing toward "To Adventure" that means "Yield To Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage humor today about what you truly yield to in life!

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Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System Reusable Water Bottles

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Showcase your wry solar system sense of style with a dose of educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of our solar system from a comparative perspective -- in terms of the planet's distance from the sun and respective sizes to each other -- along with the following saying: "Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System We Live In". Astronomical humor saying for all who live in our solar system!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-shirts

Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Round Clocks

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected (Neuron) Custom Necklace

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Showcase your wry anatomical neuron / synapse sense of humor with this necklace featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific, psychological, neurological style today!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Mousepads

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Red Queen Hypothesis (Alice Red Queen Wonderland) T-shirts

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Biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Red Queen's Hypothesis which states the following: "In reference to an evolutionary system, continuing adaptation is needed in order for a species to maintain its relative fitness amongst the systems it is co-evolving with". Includes John Tenniel's illustration of Alice being dragged by the Red Queen as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Pullover Sweatshirts

Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Spiral Notebook

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Premium Gift Boxes

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Lunchbox

Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring IMC along with the following saying that pilots and amateur radio operators will agree with: "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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Get A Mental Workout Play Chess (Reflective Chess) T-shirts

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Do you like to get a mental workout by playing chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! Memorable chess advice gifts for all who like to exercise their brain by playing the great game of chess!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Display Plaque

Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Deck Of Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Post Cards

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) T-shirt

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Spanish for "Land Of Fire", Tierra del Fuego is an archipelago off the southernmost tip of the South American mainland, across the Strait of Magellan. The southern point of the archipelago forms Cape Horn. Showcase vivid Picture Earth satellite imagery with any of these gifts featuring a shot of "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina" from outer space! Memorable geography gifts for all!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Belt Buckles

Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mug

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Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Print

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Showcase your wry statistical attitude with this poster featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with "I Am Here" call-out and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside".

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Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System Premium Gift Box

Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry chemistry side the next time you send correspondence with any of these stamps featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following truism saying: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". Geek humor stamp at its best for all who love to think now and then!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Tshirt

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No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Pinback Buttons

Genetic Code For Amino Acids (Chart Wheel) T Shirt

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Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a chart wheel that includes chemical structures and genetic code for many amino acids. Includes legend regarding type of amino acid. "Genetic Code For Amino Acids" gifts for any biologist or molecular biologist!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Personalized Stationery

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Planners

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: thomas alva edison, thomas edison, edison, inventor, scientist, creative, success, words and unwords, never had a clock, in my workroom, quote, quotation, entrepreneur, motivational, inspirational, humor, attitude, chronos, chiros, time, owe my success, work, clock, funny, successful, losing track of time

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tags For Bags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Premium Gift Box

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Magnets

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) Post Card