Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Belt Buckle

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Tee Shirt

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Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Bee Geek Inside Scratch Pads

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Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge Humor Saying Luggage Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism that any avid bridge player can identify with: "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time".

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Postage

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Showcase your wry optical illusion side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the optical illusion of "Motion Illusion". Just stare at it and the image will appear to move!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Cards

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Puzzles

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) Post Cards

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Spanish for "Land Of Fire", Tierra del Fuego is an archipelago off the southernmost tip of the South American mainland, across the Strait of Magellan. The southern point of the archipelago forms Cape Horn. Showcase vivid Picture Earth satellite imagery with any of these gifts featuring a shot of "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina" from outer space! Memorable geography gifts for all!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Premium Gift Box

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Plate

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Showcase your brainy side with a dose of sound advice with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Do Me A Favor Think". Make others do a double-take about what they should do when they receive any of these snarky brainy geek humor gifts! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy brain anatomy attitude!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Premium Trinket Boxes

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No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Mesh Hats

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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Tees

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No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Premium Trinket Boxes

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No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Custom Necklace

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Premium Trinket Box

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Placemat

Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess T-shirts

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Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

Bee Geek Inside iPad Mini Cases

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Grand Canyon Hole In AZ Bag Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying for all bridge players who take the game seriously: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona".

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Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Postage

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If you've ever been seasick, you'll enjoy wry optical illusion humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamps featuring the classic motion illusion along with the following rhetorical query "Are You Seasick Yet?" Just stare at the image and the dots will begin to move!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Tote Bags

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Wall Clocks

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) Fridge Magnet

Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen Courier Bags

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Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of anatomical humor with this Rickshaw messenger bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice: "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen".

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tshirts

127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1 (Home Sweet Home Geek) Posters

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Showcase your wry information technology side with this poster that all software testers can relate to: "127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1" -- which means "Home Sweet Home" in geek speak.

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) Water Bottle

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No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny Magnet

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geological attitude with any of these gifts featuring plate tectonics and the three types of plate boundaries along with the following truism saying "Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of educational, scientific plate tectonic humor today! Great gifts for any geologist or earth scientist!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Post Cards

Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Laptop Sleeve

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Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this neuron / synapse laptop sleeve gift featuring the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside".

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla T Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Water Bottles

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P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Canvas Bag

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with this stamp featuring the following saying that any pi fan will love: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Tile

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Reusable Water Bottles

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Cake Topper

Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead Refrigerator Magnet

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Showcase your wry reflective chess set sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess! No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Premium Keepsake Boxes

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Square Sticker

I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Note Book

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Wry cerebral humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take with your brain attitude today on these memorable anatomical brain humor gifts!

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) Premium Jewelry Boxes

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts