Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, September 15, 2014

Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Postcard

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Dry-Erase Board

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) T-shirt

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Spanish for "Land Of Fire", Tierra del Fuego is an archipelago off the southernmost tip of the South American mainland, across the Strait of Magellan. The southern point of the archipelago forms Cape Horn. Showcase vivid Picture Earth satellite imagery with any of these gifts featuring a shot of "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina" from outer space! Memorable geography gifts for all!

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Dinner Plates

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Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Mugs

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Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Tshirts

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Awards

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Apron

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Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time (Neuron) Posters

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Do your thoughts escape you from time to time? Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with this poster featuring all key parts of a neuron/synapse along with the saying "My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time". No need to be absent-minded to enjoy!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) T Shirts

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Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter T-shirts

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Do you help others or enable others in life? Do you view life as nothing more than a facilitated and diffuse matter? Showcase your wry scientific humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion, which involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the cell membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein; in other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the humorous saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter". Make others do a double-take at what you mean about life with a dose of biological scientific geek humor today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Customized Stationery

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Showcase your 3-D geography side with any of these gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands. Satellite photo imagery gifts. No need to have visited Viti Levu to enjoy three dimensional Picture Earth visual fun from an out-of-this-world perspective!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Cake Topper

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) T-shirt

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Do you think in terms of hypercubes -- i.e., in four dimensional terms? Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric sense humor with any of these gifts with a hypercube, along with the saying "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable math and geometry attitude gifts for all who think in the fourth dimension!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Decals For iPad 3

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International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Drink Pitcher

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Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

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Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Dartboards

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Always Good Timely Efforts Delay Procrastination Mouse Pads

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of Wonderland humor style with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the truism that will make others wonder exactly what you are trying to say on the subject of procrastination: "It is always good to be timely in your efforts to delay your procrastination." Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans who procrastinate too much and need some advice on how to put it off in a timely manner! What a juxtaposition!

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Some Days I Have A Crush On The Game Of Bridge Mugs

No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy any of these wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following tongue-in-cheek saying that most bridge players can relate to: 'Some Days I Have A Crush On The Game Of Bridge Other Days I Feel Crushed By The Game Of Bridge".

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No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask Sign Keychains

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If you have others constantly asking you to exchange the currency of money from one country to another, you'll enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the foreign currency exchange sign and the red cross-out in front which means the following: "No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask". Let others know that you are not exchange money period with any of these sign humor gifts! Memorable gifts for travelers!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Bumper Stickers

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Pet Tag

Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) Post Card

The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Puzzles

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Business Cards

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Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Jewelry

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If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile T Shirt

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Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park. Comes with a twist on the common advice saying of "If you can't stand the heat ..." that will make others do a double-take: "If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile". An extremophile is an organism that thrives in and may even require physically or geochemically extreme conditions that are detrimental to most life on Earth. Scientific educational humor for anyone who understands that one needs to adapt to the environment, no matter how extreme, in order to survive and thrive! Memorable advice humor gifts for those who thrive where others do not!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Mouse Pads

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Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Mousepad

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Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect gifts for all who live in today's wireless world and depend upon the wheelwork of nature!

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What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Shirts

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Do you know what you are coded for -- in life? Showcase your wry genetic code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the genetic code for various amino acids arranged in a wheel. Includes the following query: "What Are You Coded For?" Memorable biological double-entendre saying gifts for all who wonder what they are coded for in life!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Personalized Invitations

If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Keychain

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Are you often misunderstood? Showcase wry math and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the saying "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who think in another dimension -- the fifth dimension!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Puzzles

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece T-shirt

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Candy Dishes

Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland humor and attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice with her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what can happen after taking a drink: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink". Showcase your Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these Wonderland attitude gifts today!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Post Cards

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No need to be a California to enjoy any of these Historic Route US 101 California transportation sign gifts. For all those who have traveled on US Highway 101 at one point or another!

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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Business Card

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Showcase your wry and witty bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the amount of effort that goes into playing this card game!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Clocks

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Think Energy Balance (Atmosphere Ocean Land) Button

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No need to be an earth scientist or atmospheric scientist to understand energy balance. Showcase your intelligent environmental side with any of these gifts featuring the energy balance between Earth (land, ocean) and its atmosphere, along with the caption "Think Energy Balance". Memorable gifts for anyone who think about atmospheric radiation and energy balance!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs

Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Refrigerator Magnet

What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Keychain

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Trinket Box

My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point Keychains

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Are you an inflection point in your life? Showcase your wry inflection point side with a dose of math (calculus) and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring an inflection point (a point along the curve where the sign of the curvature changes) along with the truism saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Make others do a double-take at how your life is going with any of these geometric attitude gifts!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Decal For iPhone 4

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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