Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Cake Picks

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Monday, September 08, 2014

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Hand Towel

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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Fires In Central America (Picture Earth Satellite) Shirt

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No need to have been to Central America to enjoy any of these "Fires In Central America" Picture Earth gifts. Just look for the small red dots on the landscape in any of these satellite photos. Memorable geography gifts featuring how fire can be seen from outer space!

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Brainy Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Custom Jewelry

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Showcase your wry anatomical brain side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Mindset Inside". No need to be a neurologist, neurosurgeon, or psychology to enjoy!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Business Card Template

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Showcase your wry bridge sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable business cards for any bridge teacher, bridge club owner, or avid bridge player!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Party Plates

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Stickers

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Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence (Elements) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: periodicity, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, chemist, the essence of my existence, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, attitude, chemistry teacher, funny, existential, philosophical, scientist

Showcase your wry periodic table of elements sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following geek attitude saying: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". No need to be a chemist to enjoy!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Mug

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No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirt

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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In Life Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Humor Tag For Luggage

tagged with: in life, biology, geek, humor, enzyme, substrate, enzyme-substrate complex, words and unwords, rhetorical question, catalyst, saying, biochemistry, query, question

Showcase your wry biological geek side with any of these gifts featuring the enzyme-substrate complex along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take on their role in life: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Of The Substrate?" Brain teaser for all catalysts!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Cake Toppers

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Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) Candy Jar

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No need to be a math teacher to be interested in "Examining Parallel Displacement". Educational math attitude gifts for all fans of geometry and trigonometry in the Cartesian world!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success iPad Folio Case

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Motivational and inspirational quote by Thomas Edison for all those who never give up. Celebrate your persevering attitude today with this Thomas Edison quotation Dodo case gift featuring Edison's timeless and inspirational words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tags For Bags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion)

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Magnets

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Place Mats

Topographic Radar Image San Gabriel Mtns, CA T Shirt

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No need to have lived in Southern California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring a topographic radar image of the San Gabriel Mountains in California. Make others do a double-take with your geography side with any of these memorable Picture Earth gifts for Southern California fans!

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Rectangular Belt Buckles

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No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tshirts

World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Premium Keepsake Box

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When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Notepad

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If you are looking for specific elements, you should always follow the periodic law. Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific educational design featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the apropos advice "When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law". Periodic table gifts for anyone researching the elements and/or trying to discover new ones!

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P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Water Bottles

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P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Mug

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Travelling Speakers

Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) Kitchen Towels

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Kitchen Towel

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Belt Buckles

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Get A Mental Workout Play Chess (Reflective Chess) T-shirts

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Do you like to get a mental workout by playing chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! Memorable chess advice gifts for all who like to exercise their brain by playing the great game of chess!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

Just Being Bee Busy (Bee On Yellow Flower) Laptop Speaker

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a yellow flower along with the caption "Just Being Bee Busy". Make others do a double-take at how truly bee busy you are with a dose of wry beekeeping humor today!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y" Announcement

If you are hosting a bridge party or duplicate bridge game -- a special one, perhaps to celebrate someone's birthday party or achievement on earning LifeMaster status -- you'll enjoy any of these customizable invitations featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y".

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Poster

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, humor, visual perception, bezhold effect, words and unwords, psychologist, cognitive effects, science, scientific, attitude, geek, perception, color, wilhelm von bezhold, riddles, brain teasers

When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with this optical illusion poster. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology poster for those who understand that color is relative!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Cards

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Tiles

Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Towels

My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced (Brain Anatomy) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: my thinking cannot be outsourced, brain, brainy, saying, anatomy, anatomical, medical, outsourcing, words and unwords, humor, attitude, geek, joke, psyche, psychologist, funny saying, scientist

Showcase your wry anatomical and brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the following truism about your thoughts: "My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel and work on the computer!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

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127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1 (Home Sweet Home Geek) Posters

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Showcase your wry information technology side with this poster that all software testers can relate to: "127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1" -- which means "Home Sweet Home" in geek speak.

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Cake Topper

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Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny Magnet

tagged with: geologists, are seduced by subduction orogeny, mountain building, orogeny, subduction, geek, humor, plate tectonics, words and unwords, geology, attitude, earth science, earth scientists, scientist, continental plates colliding, three types of plate boundaries, plate boundaries

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geological attitude with any of these gifts featuring plate tectonics and the three types of plate boundaries along with the following truism saying "Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of educational, scientific plate tectonic humor today! Great gifts for any geologist or earth scientist!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Christmas Ornaments

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Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Laptop Sleeve

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Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this neuron / synapse laptop sleeve gift featuring the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside".

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla T Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

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Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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