Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 06, 2014

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

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Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Tag For Bags

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) Pinback Buttons

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No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally iPhone Speakers

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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar

tagged with: neuron, synapse, attention span, psyche, anatomy, neurotransmitter, funny, geek, humor, words and unwords, sayings, 2013 callendar, biology, biologist

Witty and wry neurological sayings featuring a neuron / synapse along with the a different saying each month in this "Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar". No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical fun throughout the year!

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Tesla Our Machinery Driven Power Obtainable At Any Business Card Templates

tagged with: nikola tesla, our machinery will be driven, a power obtainable, any point of the universe, electrical engineer, wireless, genius, words and unwords, inventor, scientist, serbian-american, alternating current, power, quote, quotation, machinery, gadget, tesla, physics, physicist

Introduce yourself with a dose of wireless attitude with any of these business cards featuring a timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" inventor, scientist, and electrical engineer, Nikola Tesla, who once noted the following: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe."

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis

Showcase your wry RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about protein synthesis: "Automatic Translator Inside". Educational, scientific geek humor gift for all who translate!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) PC Speakers

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No need to be a math teacher to be interested in "Examining Parallel Displacement". Educational math attitude gifts for all fans of geometry and trigonometry in the Cartesian world!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Cake Topper

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess T-shirts

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Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Kitchen Towels

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: mad hatter to the rescue, wonderland, running mad hatter, mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, wonderland fan, words and unwords, illogical, alice's adventures in wonderland

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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Be Aware Of The Bee (Bee On A Flower) iPhone Speakers

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Beekeepers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a flower along with the truism saying "Be Aware Of The Bee". Showcase your beekeeper attitude with any of these wry bee awareness gifts today!

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tag

Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Pet Name Tag

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, humor, visual perception, bezhold effect, words and unwords, psychologist, cognitive effects, science, scientific, attitude, geek, perception, color, wilhelm von bezhold, riddles, brain teasers

When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Key Chain

tagged with: corporate restructuring ahead, sign, signage, chainsaw sign, mergers and acquisitions, transportation sign, warning sign, humor, attitude, corporate humor, diamond yellow sign, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, satire, sarcasm, advice, warning, saying, organizational psychology, organizational change, office humor

Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Keepsake Box

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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Lake Carnegie Western Australia Satellite Imagery Belt Buckles

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Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie from NASA's Visible Earth collection on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this unique outer space viewpoint!

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks

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Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board

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Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Gift Boxes

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Mesh Hats

The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T Shirts

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Galaxy S3 Cases

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Showcase your neurological style the next time you surf the web and talk with this Samsung case featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together, Wire Together". Memorable gift for anyone into associative learning!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Post Card

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Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: epigenetics is my modus operandi, epigenetics, environmental genetics, environmentalist, geneticist, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, epigenetic mechanisms, attitude, science, scientist

No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Tshirt

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Mini Speaker

Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) Photo Plaque

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Portable Speakers

Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead Refrigerator Magnet

tagged with: chess players always think,two moves ahead,chess,chess game,chess players,chess advice,chess saying,words and unwords,reflective chess set,chess teacher,chess moves,chess attitude,chess geek

Showcase your wry reflective chess set sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess! No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Cake Topper

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

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Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life? Card

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Transportation signage humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Inner Loop transportation sign along with the following saying: "Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life?" Ask others this key spiritual question with a dose of sign attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Acrylic Award

Friday, September 05, 2014

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Travel Bag Tags

Lake Carnegie Western Australia Satellite Imagery Cake Toppers

Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

tagged with: awakened brain inside, brain, anatomy, anatomical, awakened, psyche, psychology, geek, attitude, words and unwords, thinker, thoughtful, science, scientist, saying

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards

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No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Kitchen Towels

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Post Cards

Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Hats

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Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!

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Remember: Learning Is An Iterative Process Synapse Refrigerator Magnet

tagged with: remember, learning, biology, is an iterative process, neuron, synapse, psyche, psychology, words and unwords, scientific, educational, learner, scientist, neurologist, psychologist, saying, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological attitude toward learning with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following biological and psychological truism saying: "Remember: Learning Is An Iterative Process".

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Mugs

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) T Shirts

Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Pullover Sweatshirts

Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Cake Topper

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) Folio Planners