Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 06, 2014

When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Mini Speaker

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No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) Photo Plaque

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No need to be a math teacher to be interested in "Examining Parallel Displacement". Educational math attitude gifts for all fans of geometry and trigonometry in the Cartesian world!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Portable Speakers

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead Refrigerator Magnet

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Showcase your wry reflective chess set sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess! No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Cake Topper

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

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Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life? Card

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Transportation signage humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Inner Loop transportation sign along with the following saying: "Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life?" Ask others this key spiritual question with a dose of sign attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Acrylic Award

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When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Friday, September 05, 2014

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Travel Bag Tags

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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Lake Carnegie Western Australia Satellite Imagery Cake Toppers

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Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie from NASA's Visible Earth collection on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this unique outer space viewpoint!

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Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards

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No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Kitchen Towels

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Post Cards

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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Hats

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Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!

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Remember: Learning Is An Iterative Process Synapse Refrigerator Magnet

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Showcase your wry neurological attitude toward learning with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following biological and psychological truism saying: "Remember: Learning Is An Iterative Process".

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Mugs

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Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) T Shirts

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No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Pullover Sweatshirts

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Cake Topper

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) Folio Planners

From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Belt Buckles

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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom iPod Speakers

Do You Ever Wish You Could Go Through The Mirror? Tile

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Gifts for all fans of Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" along with two of John Tenniel's drawings of Alice going through the mirror. Ask yourself and others this key question: "Do you ever wish you could go through the mirror?"

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Beekeeper Opinionated Independent Intellectual Mini Speakers

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Beekeepers will enjoy sporting these gifts featuring a cartoon-like bee with stinger along with the title "Beekeeper" and the caption "Opinionated, Independent, Intellectual & Intense". Make others do a double-take about how serious beekeepers truly are with these memorable beekeeper saying gifts!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Drinking Bottles

Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Stamp

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Showcase your wry sense of humor about life and its ups and down the next time you send correspondence with this postage stamp featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation".

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Puzzles

Lake Carnegie Western Australia Satellite Imagery Travelling Speaker

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mug

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Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Note Books

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts

Geologists Cannot Stress Enough Our Lives Faults Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your wry geological and earth scientific side with any of these plate tectonics attitude gifts featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying: "Geologists Cannot Stress Enough That Our Lives Are Affected By A Number Of Faults".

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Mug

Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Notebook Speaker

Examining Parallel Displacement (Geometry) Stationery Paper

From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Cake Picks

Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Tie

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Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Belt Buckles

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Wonderland Alice Humpty Dumpty Conversation Quote Ceramic Tile

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Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with any of these gifts featuring Alice meeting Humpty Dumpty and having a conversation with this infamous nursery rhyme character as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Memorable gifts for anyone into words and their meanings! Passage quote says it all: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Magnets

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Do you view life as a series of ups and downs? Do you view life as a helicopter ride? Showcase your wry transportation sign sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation". Memorable signage saying gifts for all who have experienced the ups and down of life!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Tile

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Display Plaques

4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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No need to be an earth scientist or a resident of the Bay Area to enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "4 Views Of The Bay Area". Make others do a double-take from viewing the Bay Area from outer space with any of these gifts!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Laptop Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor)".

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