Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter Acrylic Award

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Do you like doing research -- i.e., triangulating your sources? No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to enjoy wry math and geometry humor gifts featuring an isosceles triangle, along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to mean: "Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter". Memorable tongue-in-cheek Euclidean humor geometry gifts!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Portable Speakers

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print

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Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Fridge Magnets

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Signage humor is alive and well on any of these transportation sign gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the common saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to communicate with any of these communication humor advice signs today!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Jigsaw Puzzles

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When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor iPad Mini Cover

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Belt Buckles

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No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts! Great gifts for any fan of Egyptian geography!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Christmas Tree Ornaments

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Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Yubo Lunch Boxes

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Have lunch with a dose of brainy humor with this lunchbox featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with a dose of classic geek anatomical attitude at your next meal!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Letterhead

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements iPod Speaker

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Those with a sense of geek humor in life will enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts that featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

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Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Throw Pillows

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Showcase your wry wireless and electrical engineer side with this pillow gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent illustration for "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for all AC dynamo fans!

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Apron

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Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Speakers

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Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter Premium Gift Boxes

Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Cake Topper

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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Journals

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Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Rectangular Belt Buckles

Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

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Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Bridge Is A Game Of Specific Communication Rules Buttons

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying "Bridge Is A Game Of Specific Communication Rules".

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Mousepad

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Do you work in a fast-changing occupation or field? Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with a dose of warning sign fun with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". Make others do a double-take of what you need to tolerate with any of these signage attitude gifts! Perfect for executives, software engineers, software developers, healthcare workers, artists, and anyone who works in a fast-changing field!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Photo Plaques

Monday, September 01, 2014

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Scratch Pad

Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy Belt Buckles

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No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

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Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

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Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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The Hoolock Gibbon (1835) by Aloys Zotl Gift Wrap Paper

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Natural historians and gibbon fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Austrian painter and master dyer Aloys Zötl's "The Hoolock Gibbon", produced in 1835.

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Laptop Computer Bag

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Letterhead Design

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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Speaker

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Showcase your wry sense of chemistry humor with this Periodic Table of Elements! Gifts include the funny saying "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element". Educational fun that will make others do a double-take the next time they look at the periodic table!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Posters

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on this poster. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect poster gift for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life (Ecology) Wallclocks

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Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring two food chains, one on land and one in the ocean, along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Tees

Pi My One And Only Constant In Life (Math Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, a lot? Have you been jilted by the tendency of everything in life to change? Showcase your wry mathematical sense of humor with any of these tongue-in-cheek pi gifts with the following saying: "Pi My One And Only Constant In Life". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with a dose of geek attitude!

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Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter Letterhead

Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Speaker System

Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Gift Boxes

Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Towels

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Laptop Speakers

Welcome To Exercise County (County Sign Humor) Postcards

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Do you love to exercise? Showcase your wry exercise attitude with any of these gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Exercise County". Great gifts for any fitness addict!

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Planner

Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy Cake Topper

Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Yubo Lunch Boxes

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Showcase your wry brainy side with this lunchbox featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the kind of day that you're having the next time you have a meal: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside".

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