Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Cards

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Geological age humor is found on these gifts that features the various epochs, eons, and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Aprons

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Tshirts

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Key Chains

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Those who are into wireless will enjoy this timeless scientific quote by Serbian American genius and inventor Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the "Victor in the War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in van; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the wheelwork of nature." Gifts for all those who understand the power that comes from attaching our machinery to the wheelwork of nature!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees

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No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Tshirt

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Bag For Laptop

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Travel with a dose of geek humor style with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that all mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy: "Make Everyday March 14th".

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Coffee Mug

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (Communication) Laptop Bags

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS".

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) T-shirts

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Refrigerator Magnet

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Mug

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Welcome To Genius County (Signs) Personalized Photo Card

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with any of these gifts that include the transportation sign "Welcome To Genius County". Make others do a double-take with memorable gifts that flatter the ego and showcase the intellect in a low-key humorous fashion! Perfect gifts for all who think that they are geniuses!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Keychains

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Software Developers Think About Software (Android) Cards

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Do you think about code every second of the day? Even when you go to the bathroom? Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring Android sitting on the toilet and thinking -- what else? -- about Android in a cloud. Make others do a double-take about what you're thinking about daily with any of these "Software Developers Think About Software Development All The Time" Android bathroom humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Three Pacific Typhoons (Satellite Picture) Tshirts

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If you enjoy looking at meteorological events such as typhoons from outer space, you'll enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "Three Pacific Typhoons". No need to have experienced a typhoon or live in the tropics to enjoy any of these vivid nature imagery gifts!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Aprons

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If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Tie

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Blame Earth She Has Many Faults Tshirts

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Enjoy educational, scientific humor when you wear this geology humor gift tee that features the tectonic plates and includes the wry geological saying "Blame Earth She Has Many Faults". Double entendre attitude for anyone with a sense of geological humor! Colorful science humor gift for earth scientists!

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If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Postcards

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Do you think about solar system solutions to the coming energy crisis on Earth? Make others do a double-take with your sense of astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Jupiter and the following astronomical thought: "Just Think... If We Could Harness The Methane & Ethane On Jupiter, We Wouldn't Have An Energy Problem On Earth". Wry educational, scientific attitude gifts that will make others guess at how much methane and ethane actually exist on planet Jupiter and how much energy we will need on Earth in the coming future!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Cards

Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Neckwear

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirt

Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Mug

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Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside T Shirts

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy this educational scientific gift tee featuring "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside". Let everyone know exactly what is going on inside of your cell membranes when you wear this informative, colorful biology/biochemistry tee!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Shirts

Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Stickers

No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Neckwear

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Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Computer Bag

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Morse code fans will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Coffee Mugs

Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Stickers

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Magnet

Shush! Ideas Under Construction Stickers

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No need to be writing a senior thesis or a dissertation to enjoy any of these signage humor gifts that including the following wry saying: "Shush! Ideas Under Construction". Includes transportation warning sign showing person digging the ground. Memorable sound advice gifts for anyone who works with ideas and needs some peace and quiet!

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4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) T Shirt

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No need to be an earth scientist or a resident of the Bay Area to enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "4 Views Of The Bay Area". Make others do a double-take from viewing the Bay Area from outer space with any of these gifts!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Mug

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Bags

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Button

Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Mugs

Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Keychains

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Stickers

Nikola Tesla Progressive Development Of Man Quote Tshirt

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Wireless genius and "father of radio" Nikola Tesla once stated the following: "The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention." Words of wisdom and inspirational quote gifts by an inventor for all inventors!

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Mutations Are Not All Alike (Genetics Humor) T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Belt Buckle

Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Pin

Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance Rectangular Belt Buckle

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No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) of International Morse Code along with the truism caption "Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distances".

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Buttons

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Pin