Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 24, 2014

I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success Round Sticker

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Are you just neurologically wired for success? Treat yourself and others to wry biology humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, along with the saying: "I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success". Comes complete with labels of all important parts of a neuron. Motivational and inspirational educational science humor gifts for all who are successful!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Greeting Card

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside (Biology Humor) T-shirt

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The process of mitosis, the division of cells, is ongoing inside of your cells. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this gift tee featuring mitosis along with the truism saying "Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside". Science attitude fun for all who engage in cell division!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Tote Bag

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If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Cake Topper

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math & Geometry) Mousepad

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Wanted: A World Filled With Morse". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Pinback Buttons

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) T Shirts

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll T-shirts

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Chemistry definitions on paper iPhone 6 case

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Bee Fearless (Bee On Yellow Flower) Notebook Speakers

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Showcase your bee attitude with any of these gifts featuring a bee collecting pollen on a yellow flower along with the truism saying that all beekeepers can agree with: "Bee Fearless". Make others do a double-take on bees today with these memorable bee advice saying gifts!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game)

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Pinback Button

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If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Refrigerator Magnet

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Pinback Button

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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Those who work with statistics will enjoy any of these wry stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Knowledge Is Power - Do Statistics". Statistical truism if there ever was one. Gifts for all those who understand hypothesis testing. No need to be a statistician to enjoy!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Post Cards

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Card

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry Apron

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No need to know all of the elements in the Periodic Table of Elements to enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table along with the saying "To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about the science behind cooking with any of these scientific saying gifts! Memorable gifts for all cooks!

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VIP Thought (Neuron / Synapse Humor) Post Cards

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Do you have a VIP (very important person) thought? Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse. Comes complete with all important anatomical labels of a neuron. Thoughtful, scientific, educational gifts for all those with very important thoughts inside of themselves!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Shirt

Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Necktie

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "The Golden Rectangle", a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi -- or approximately 1:1.618. The most distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle; that is, with the same proportions as the first. Square removal can be repeated infinitely, resulting in an infinite sequence of points on the golden spiral, the unique logarithmic spiral with this property. Make others do a double-take with aesthetically pleasing proportions with any of these mathematical attitude gifts!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Belt Buckles

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Round Sticker

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Refrigerator Magnet

Boy (6-7) and teacher in chemistry class iPhone 6 case

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Chemistry Experiment iPhone 6 Case

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Coffee Mugs

Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Button

Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Postcards

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No need to be majoring in psychology to enjoy any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the principle of emergence. Design says: "Emergence - Do You See A Dalmatian?" Psyche attitude gifts for all who can see a dalmatian amongst the black and white spots!

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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Tshirts

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy Post Cards

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No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Coffee Mug

Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal, but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirt

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perpsective Laptop Computer Bag

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Astronomical and cosmic attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the relative sizes of the plants in our solar system along with their respective distances from our Sun along with the following caption: "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mugs

Soap Making Is Just Chemistry T-shirt

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Are you a soap maker? Showcase your knowledge of chemistry with a dose of scientific style with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Soap Making Is Just Chemistry". Perfect gift for any avid soap maker who knows how to mix ingredients!

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VIP Thought (Neuron / Synapse Humor) Coffee Mug

Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Mugs

Protein Synthesis Inside (Cell Biology) Mug

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Showcase this biological truism with this detailed look at protein synthesis. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to showcase how you build proteins via amino acids in the ribosome. Colorful scientific diagram complete with labels.

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina T Shirt

Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Portable Speaker

The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Refrigerator Magnet

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Cake Topper

Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Christmas Ornament

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Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Fridge Magnets

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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