Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Refrigerator Magnets

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Model of Nanotube iPhone 6 Case

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Mugs

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Chemistry Equipment iPhone 6 Case

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Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils Travelling Speakers

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Beekeepers who love honey will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a honey wand dripping with honey along with the saying "Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils".

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Coffee Mug

Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? T Shirts

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No need to be majoring in psychology to enjoy any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the principle of emergence. Design says: "Emergence - Do You See A Dalmatian?" Psyche attitude gifts for all who can see a dalmatian amongst the black and white spots!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Lake Carnegie, Western Australia Tshirts

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Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this outer space viewpoint!

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Brain Power Is For Real (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Postcard

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If you like to think, contemplate, and decide, then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with any of these educational, anatomical gifts featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable gifts for all who use their brain and know that brain power is for real!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry astronomical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different relative sizes of the planets in our solar system along with the saying "Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System We Live In".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Stationery

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Soap Making Is Just Chemistry Mug

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Are you a soap maker? Showcase your knowledge of chemistry with a dose of scientific style with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Soap Making Is Just Chemistry". Perfect gift for any avid soap maker who knows how to mix ingredients!

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1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside (Neuron) Tees

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No need to be a neuroscientist or neurologist to know that there are probably between 1 to 5 quadrillion synapses within you. Educational, scientific attitude on any of these gifts featuring the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside". Showcase your multitude of neuronal connections with any of these gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Sticker

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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The Multiple Structures Of Protein Coffee Mugs

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You are constantly producing proteins from amino acids, and there are 4 different structures to protein. Educational, scientific gifts to showcase the varying structures of protein. No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Postcard

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Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) PC Speakers

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mouse Pad

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mugs

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Chemistry definitions on paper iPhone 6 case

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Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) Custom Announcements

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If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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Illustration of Men in Chemistry Lab iPhone 6 Case

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Business Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude the next time you introduce yourself with a dose of bridge humor with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard in bridge clubs and bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take about what you do for the game of bridge!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Aprons

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Do Not Enter Brain At Work Inside (Sign Humor) Bumper Sticker

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Warn others about your attitude with any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the "Do Not Enter" sign that says "Do Not Enter Brain At Work Inside". Make others do a double-take about our knowledge driven society and the need to concentrate with any of these intelligent gifts! No need to be a graduate student or teacher to enjoy!

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Friday, August 22, 2014

Lake Carnegie, Western Australia Tshirts

Brain Power Is For Real (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Apron

Summarizing Statistics T Shirt

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perpsective Laptop Bags

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Showcase your knowledge of our solar system the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all of our planets, their relative sizes to each other, and their relative distance to the Sun, along with the following scientific truism: "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Invitations

Elemental Material (Periodic Table Of Elements) Candy Jars

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Chemists and chemistry majors with a sweet tooth will enjoy this candy jar featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the truism caption "Elemental Material". Scientific fun for all who love sweets and believe that they are elemental material!

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Synapse) Pins

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Showcase your wry medical humor side with any of these anatomical gifts featuring a synapse, along with the scientific truism "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Showcase tongue-in-cheek biology humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these science attitude gifts! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Pinback Buttons

In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Postcard

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If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Clocks

Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Fridge Magnets

Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Ornament

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Personalized Letterhead

Periodic table of elements iPhone 6 case

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Periodic table of elements iPhone 6 case

Periodic table of elements of Chemistry. A periodic table is a tabular display of the chemical elements, organized on the basis of their atomic numbers, electron configurations, and recurring chemical properties. Elements in the periodic table are presented in order of increasing atomic number.

Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Postcard

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Announcement

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Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!

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Team Pollinator (Bee On Yellow Flower) Laptop Computer Bag

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If you enjoy all aspects of pollination and are a keeper of bees, you'll enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a bee collecting pollen on a yellow flower along with the caption "Team Pollinator". Make others do a double-take at what you truly do with a naturalist / apiarist sense of bee humor!

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Bridge Widow (Four Card Suits) Tee Shirt

Does your spouse spend way too much time playing the game of bridge, whether online, in-person, or both? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Widow". Make others do a double-take at how much time your spouse/partner sets aside for playing the game of bridge!

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Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Tees

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If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Bag