Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, August 08, 2014

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Christmas Ornament

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge Humor Saying Luggage Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism that any avid bridge player can identify with: "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Magnets

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Thursday, August 07, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Kindle Fire Decal

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Post Card

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No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Notepads

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Covers For iPad

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Showcase your wry brain side with this Dodo case gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following quirky saying that will make anyone do a double-take: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

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Metatron's Cube (Sacred Geometry) Business Card

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Introduce yourself with a dose of sacred geometry flair with any of these customizable business cards featuring "Metatron's Cube", which contains the "Fruit of Life" and the five Platonic solids.

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts

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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Mug

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Ornament

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Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Beverage Coasters

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Spiral Notebook

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

Be Aware Of The Bee (Bee On A Flower) iPhone Speakers

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Beekeepers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a flower along with the truism saying "Be Aware Of The Bee". Showcase your beekeeper attitude with any of these wry bee awareness gifts today!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Cards

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Christmas Tree Ornaments

I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Note Book

Wry cerebral humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take with your brain attitude today on these memorable anatomical brain humor gifts!

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Just Call Me Statistically Inclined (Bell Curve) Christmas Ornaments

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Just Call Me Statistically Inclined". Educational stats attitude gifts for all who know their statistics!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Christmas Tree Ornament

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Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude today! Perfect gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Neuron Wall Sticker

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Showcase your wry neurological side with this wall decal featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now".

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla T Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Drink Coasters

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis, educational

Showcase your wry molecular biology side no matter what language you speak with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Automatic Translator Inside". Make others do a double-take at what goes on in protein synthesis today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Personalized Announcements

Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Laptop Speaker

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Ornament

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Note Pad

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Portable Speaker

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

Beekeeper Opinionated Independent Intellectual Christmas Tree Ornaments

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Beekeepers will enjoy sporting these gifts featuring a cartoon-like bee with stinger along with the title "Beekeeper" and the caption "Opinionated, Independent, Intellectual & Intense". Make others do a double-take about how serious beekeepers truly are with these memorable beekeeper saying gifts!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Grand Canyon Hole In AZ Bag Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying for all bridge players who take the game seriously: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Tote Bags

Wednesday, August 06, 2014

Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Cake Picks

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No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry-Erase Whiteboards

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Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Covers For iPad

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Showcase your wry brainy side with this Dodo case gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the caption "Never Mind...". Memorable gift for anyone with fleeting thoughts!

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Thrusting Makes The Bedrock (Geology Orogeny) Cards

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Wry suggestive geological humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a schematic overview of an eroded thrust system. The shaded material is the nappe. The erosional hole is called a window or fenster. The klippe is the isolated block of the nappe overlying autochthonous material. These gifts include the educational, scientific saying about orogeny, the process of mountain building via plate tectonics: "Thrusting Makes The Bedrock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of plate tectonic attitude today!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Notebook Speaker

Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt

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Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Shirts

Showcase your wry RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about protein synthesis: "Automatic Translator Inside". Educational, scientific geek humor gift for all who translate!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Yubo Lunchboxes

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Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical constant humor advice for any hungry pi fan!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Tile

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Display Plaque

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Square Sticker

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Belt Buckle