Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 03, 2014

Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Neck Wear

tagged with: yield to discipline, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, transportation sign humor, attitude, advice, words and unwords, dicipline, geek

Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Saturday, August 02, 2014

Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Sides Letterhead Template

tagged with: android, bug droid, open source, geek, programmer, coder, software engineer, software developer, stay focused, words and unwords, saying, keep coding, software advice, sign, signage, warning sign, bug droid warning sign, geek humor, software development, hackathon

Do you work in software development on the Android platform? Are you constantly fighting fires? Or providing a warning to others? No need to be head honcho of your software development team to enjoy wry Android humor with any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid on a yellow diamond warning sign along with the sound advice "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do a daily basis with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable Bug Droid advice gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lake Carnegie Western Australia Satellite Imagery Pet ID Tag

tagged with: lake carnegie, picture earth, western australia, lake, colorful, temporary, australia, photo, satellite photo, words and unwords, science, nature, satellite, photography, educational resources, outer space imagery

Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie from NASA's Visible Earth collection on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this unique outer space viewpoint!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Letterhead Template

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable gifts for intelligent people who think!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches

tagged with: be true to your cell, be true to your self, eukaryote, eukaryotic, cell, diagram, animal cell, biology, words and unwords, biologist, geek, advice, attitude, humor

Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Tees

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Custom Tie

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Fridge Magnets

tagged with: humor,sign,signage,advice,do as i say,not as i do,saying,truism,warning sign,words and unwords,yellow diamond warning sign

Signage humor is alive and well on any of these transportation sign gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the common saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to communicate with any of these communication humor advice signs today!

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Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, anatomy, activate your grey matter think, think, grey matter, parts of the brain, advice, words and unwords, geek humor, geek advice, thinker, neurologist, psychologist, philosopher

Brainy advice is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Activate Your Grey Matter Think". No need to be a philosopher, psychologist, neurologist, or neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: the world contains many faults, plate tectonics, earth science, geologist, geology, tectonic plates of the world, seismologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, earth scientist, earth science faults, earthquakes, earthquake fan

Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Molecular Biologists Know Why You Wear Sunscreen Posters

tagged with: sunscreen, skin cancer, aging, dna, molecular biology, uv radiation, geek, humor, why you should wear sunscreen, words and unwords, saying, molecular biologists, scientists, truism, biology

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this poster featuring the effects of UV radiation on DNA along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take the next time they go in the sun: "Molecular Biologists Know Why You Should Wear Sunscreen". No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Pet Tag

tagged with: life is nothing but a, tasty matter of pi, pi on a pie, pie, geek humor, pi fan, mathematician, words and unwords, saying, mathematical constant, irrational number, humor, truism, funny, life saying, math teacher

Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Letterhead Design

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Are you often misunderstood? Showcase wry math and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the saying "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who think in another dimension -- the fifth dimension!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Pet ID Tags

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Ornaments

Welcome To My Bee Backyard (Beehive In Garden) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: welcome to my bee backyard, beehive, beehive in garden, illustration, beekeeper, apiarist, apiary, beekeeping, words and unwords, garden, gardener

If you're a backyard beekeeper, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of a beehive in a garden in sepia along with the saying "Welcome To My Bee Backyard". Memorable gifts for beekeepers and apiarists who tend to the bees in their own backyard!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Mousepad

tagged with: embrace uncertainty,your sanity in this field,depends upon it,yellow diamond warning sign,advice,warning,sign,signage,words and unwords,humor,occupation,funny,attitude,saying

Do you work in a fast-changing occupation or field? Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with a dose of warning sign fun with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". Make others do a double-take of what you need to tolerate with any of these signage attitude gifts! Perfect for executives, software engineers, software developers, healthcare workers, artists, and anyone who works in a fast-changing field!

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Friday, August 01, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Nite Light

tagged with: will code for food, android, robot, bug droid, software developer, software engineer, humor, open source code, words and unwords, geek, developer, programmer, computer engineer, attitude, saying, truism, funny, open source, coder, development companies

Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out or attending a hackathon, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with this Android robot (bug droid) nightlight along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor nightlight for anyone who works with Android open source code and needs to wake up during the night! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, brain anatomy, humor, geek, anatomy, anatomical, brainy, medical, words and unwords, medicine, brain, saying, truism, funny, different parts of the brain, human brain, educational, scientific, psyche, thinker, mental

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these anatomical, psychologists gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific, anatomical gag gifts today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy!

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Winner Of Game Player Making Next-To-Last Mistake Tags For Luggage

tagged with: reflective chess set, winner of the game, player making the next-to-last mistake, chess, chess set, saying, grandmaster, next-to-last mistake, chess geek, words and unwords, chess player, truism, mistake, humor, attitude, gamer, chess game, advice, lifestyle

Are you the person that says checkmate at the end of the chess game? Showcase wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Winner Of The Game Is The Player Making The Next-To-Last Mistake". For all chess players who make mistakes -- and most importantly, the next-to-last mistake -- when playing at the chessboard!

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements Letterhead Template

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, funny, humor, periodic table, periodic table of elements, sarcasm, words and unwords, my life consists of nothing, chemist, elemental, attitude, saying, truism, science, scientist

Those with a sense of geek humor in life will enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts that featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Notebook

Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Laptop Messenger Bag

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No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy wry geek attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a portrait of Serbian American Nikola Tesla, widely known as the "Father of Radio", along with the title "The Wizard Of The West".

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

tagged with: educational, cell membrane, atp, words and unwords, proton pump, biochemist, mitochondria, v class proton pump, cellular membrane, biology, humor, protons, biochemistry, biologist, membrane protein, geek, attitude, scientist, educational resources

Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Letterhead Template

If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Table Lamps

Showcase your wry geometric attitude with this lamp gift featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following quirky geek saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Pet Tags

tagged with: invent, invention, experimentation, never once made a discovery, all my work was deductive, pure and simple, inspirational, quote, thomas edison, words and unwords, research, motivational, quotation, thomas alva edison, science, scientist, engineer, engineering, words of wisdom, genius, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Welcome To Exercise County (County Sign Humor) Postcards

tagged with: welcome to exercise county, sign, signage, county transportation sign, exercise, fitness addict, funny, humor, attitude, words and unwords

Do you love to exercise? Showcase your wry exercise attitude with any of these gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Exercise County". Great gifts for any fitness addict!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Premium Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: normal distribution curve, bell curve, stats, statistics, statistician, z-score, geek, just having a normal day, bell curve humor, words and unwords, gaussian curve, psychology, percentages, saying, truism, funny, nerd, humor, attitude, math, statistical, educational

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: periodic table, periodic table of elements, chemistry, elements, elemental, geek, humor, just missing an element, the human element, words and unwords, chemist, funny, saying, truism, science, scientist, truisms

Showcase your wry sense of chemistry humor with this Periodic Table of Elements! Gifts include the funny saying "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element". Educational fun that will make others do a double-take the next time they look at the periodic table!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Throw Pillows

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Showcase your wry wireless and electrical engineer side with this pillow gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent illustration for "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for all AC dynamo fans!

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Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life (Ecology) Wallclocks

tagged with: food chains, ocean food chain, land food chain, web of life, food webs, part of the web, words and unwords, biology, ecology, biologist, ecologist, educational, scientific, saying

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring two food chains, one on land and one in the ocean, along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life".

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Pi My One And Only Constant In Life (Math Humor) Pet ID Tags

tagged with: saying, math, mathematician, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, number, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, mathematics, attitude, math saying, funny, geek humor, lifestyle

Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, a lot? Have you been jilted by the tendency of everything in life to change? Showcase your wry mathematical sense of humor with any of these tongue-in-cheek pi gifts with the following saying: "Pi My One And Only Constant In Life". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with a dose of geek attitude!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Gift Wrapping Paper

tagged with: saying, equation, equivalent, equal to one another, equivalent equations, humor, mathematician, math, geek, words and unwords, truism, same, math major, math teacher, attitude, math geek, educational, algebra, educational resources

Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Letterhead Design

tagged with: abrictosaurus, ornithischians, prehistoric, dinosaurs, heterodontosaurid dinosaur, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, paleontology, early jurassic period, words and unwords, scientist, small bipedal dinosaur, jurassic

Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Winner Of Game Player Making Next-To-Last Mistake Tags For Luggage

Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Desk Lamps

Showcase your restless nature with this lamp gift featuring a timeless quote by American scientist and inventor Thomas Alva Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress the next time you turn on the light with this lamp gift. Perfect motivational and inspirational quote lamp for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: journey into your, most authentic unhibited self, alice in wonderland, alice, drink me bottle, alice and her drink me, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland humor, wonderland adventure, drinking, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, saying, humor, attitude

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coin Purses

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this wristlet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

tagged with: sign, signage, sleep, sleep my favorite modus operandi, humor, funny, sleepaholic, words and unwords, geek, modus operandi, joke, person resting in a bed

Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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