Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 28, 2014

Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Bag For Laptop

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Travel with a dose of geek humor style with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that all mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy: "Make Everyday March 14th".

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Mouse Pads

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Coffee Mugs

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Shirts

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Mugs

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation!

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I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged Tee Shirts

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Do you get lost frequently? Showcase your wry intelligent traffic sign / transportation sign humor side with this signage attitude gift tee featuring the warning sign of a traffic circle. Says: "I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged". Let others know that you are frequently directionally challenged with this tongue-in-cheek signage humor gift!

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States (Picture Earth) T Shirts

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No need to be a meterologist to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery view of "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid picture on this gift tee will make others do a double-take no matter what the weather looks like or what time of the year it is. Enjoy geography fun no matter where you live when you wear this t-shirt!

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen (Brain) Sticker

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If you love to think, you'll enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain with labels, along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen". Make others do a double-take the next time they think and how thinking occurs with any of these brainy, thoughtful gifts!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Coffee Mug

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Necklace

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy wry geek humor with this necklace featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about the discipline of chemistry and its predictability with this science humor gift!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Tshirts

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If you love the future, you'll enjoy this scientific quote gift tee by Serbian-American inventor and the "father of wireless" Nikola Tesla! Quote says: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Perfect genius quotation t-shirt for any accomplished and/or budding futurist!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees

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No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Sweatshirt

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Stickers

No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Personalized Stationery

Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Mug

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Tshirts

Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Mugs

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!

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Beware Of Merge Zones (Traffic Merge Sign Humor) Tshirt

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No need to be majoring in organizational psychology to enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the "Merge Traffic" sign. Saying says: "Beware Of Merge Zones - Organizational Integration Is Often Not Seamless". Perfect t-shirt gift for those who are involved in mergers, acquisitions, and organizational change!

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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets Key Chain

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Software developers who are addicted to sweets will enjoy any of these wry Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring cupcake, doughnut, and eclair along with the truism saying "Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets". Make everyone do a double-take about your sweet-filled thoughts inside every time you code with any of these open source software developer / software engineer saying gifts today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Larsen B Ice Shelf Collapse (Picture Earth) T-shirt

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Showcase your interest in Antarctica, the frozen continent, with this Picture Earth satellite imagery geography gift tee featuring the "Larsen B Ice Shelf Collapse". Make everyone do a double-take on the consequences of global warming when you wear this t-shirt!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Sticker

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If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Aprons

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Coffee Mug

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside T Shirts

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy this educational scientific gift tee featuring "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside". Let everyone know exactly what is going on inside of your cell membranes when you wear this informative, colorful biology/biochemistry tee!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Tshirt

Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Candy Jar

Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Coffee Mug

Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Postcard

Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Coffee Mugs

To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question Bridge Tee Shirt

If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare!

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Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life? T-shirts

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No matter what you lot is in life, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the escalator sign with the wry caption "Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life?" Perfect gag gift t-shirt for those who have experienced life's ups and downs -- all part of the escalator of life!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Pinback Buttons

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Cards

Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Tshirts

Nikola Tesla Economic Transmission Of Power Tshirt

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Inventor and genius Nikola Tesla triumphed over Thomas Edison. Inventor of the radio, Tesla essentially was the father of today's wireless world. Showcase your Tesla spirit with any of these quotable quote gifts that say "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man."

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Mutations Are Not All Alike (Genetics Humor) T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Coffee Mugs

Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Neckwear

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Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Round Sticker

Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Custom Announcements

Bee Fearless (Bee On Yellow Flower) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy this laptop bag featuring a bee on a flower along with the saying that applies to anyone handling or being around bees: "Bee Fearless".

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Mug

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Welcome To Genius County (Signs) Personalized Photo Card

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with any of these gifts that include the transportation sign "Welcome To Genius County". Make others do a double-take with memorable gifts that flatter the ego and showcase the intellect in a low-key humorous fashion! Perfect gifts for all who think that they are geniuses!

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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Software Developers Think About Software (Android) Cards

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Do you think about code every second of the day? Even when you go to the bathroom? Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring Android sitting on the toilet and thinking -- what else? -- about Android in a cloud. Make others do a double-take about what you're thinking about daily with any of these "Software Developers Think About Software Development All The Time" Android bathroom humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Sahara Desert Blowing Off West African Coast Tees

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Fans of the Sahara Desert will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery geography gift tee featuring "Sahara Desert Blowing Off West African Coast". Make others do a double-take when you wear this beautiful, vivid existential Earth's landscape t-shirt!

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source T-shirt

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No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Aprons

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If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

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