Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 25, 2014

Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Tshirts

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Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with any of these logic and math gifts featuring various sets, along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today!

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Texting Is A Morse Matter (Morse Code) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your International Morse Code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the dits and dahs (dots and dashes) of IMC along with the saying "Texting Is A Morse Matter". Make others do a double-take at how you text in these modern times!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life Post Cards

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Regardless of what you have done, showcase your attitude what's done is done with this transportation sign that features the U-turn and includes the truism saying "There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life". Make others do a double-take with this motivational and inspirational sign on any of these gifts. Perfect gifts for those who have been there, done that, and desire to move onto other challenges in life!

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Embrace The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Tees

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Software developers and software engineers will enjoy showcasing their wry Android side with any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid with a brown tree that's a composite of many items. Comes with the truism caption that's appropriate for this open source platform that is growing by leaps and bounds: "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gift for any open source Android fan! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Tees

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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Statistics The Taming Of Randomness (Stats Humor) Mug

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Statistics, by any other definition, is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with any of these statistics humor gifts featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success T Shirts

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Are you just neurologically wired for success? Treat yourself and others to wry biology humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, along with the saying: "I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success". Comes complete with labels of all important parts of a neuron. Motivational and inspirational educational science humor gifts for all who are successful!

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Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Clocks

Life Is A Saddle Point (Math & Geometry) Mousepad

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Awards

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Customized Stationery

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Invitation

Bridge Is My Obsession (Card Suits Bridge Humor) Tees

If you are an avid bridge player and consider yourself to be obsessed with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is My Obsession". Let the world know exactly what you are obsessed with at your next bridge game!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Postcards

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) T-shirt

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Celebrate the Fourth of July with a dose of Android robot style with any of these gifts featuring bug droid wearing a red-white-and-blue Uncle Sam hat and carrying a sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Software development engineering attitude with a dose of geek humor for any July Fourth celebration! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Keychains

Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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Those who work with statistics will enjoy any of these wry stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Knowledge Is Power - Do Statistics". Statistical truism if there ever was one. Gifts for all those who understand hypothesis testing. No need to be a statistician to enjoy!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes!

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Protein Synthesis Inside (Cell Biology) Mug

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Showcase this biological truism with this detailed look at protein synthesis. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to showcase how you build proteins via amino acids in the ribosome. Colorful scientific diagram complete with labels.

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Drinking Bottle

The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Necktie

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "The Golden Rectangle", a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi -- or approximately 1:1.618. The most distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle; that is, with the same proportions as the first. Square removal can be repeated infinitely, resulting in an infinite sequence of points on the golden spiral, the unique logarithmic spiral with this property. Make others do a double-take with aesthetically pleasing proportions with any of these mathematical attitude gifts!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Water Bottle

Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mousepad

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll T-shirts

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Coffee Mugs

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Refrigerator Magnet

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Mug

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Pinback Button

Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal, but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics!

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The Multiple Structures Of Protein Coffee Mugs

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You are constantly producing proteins from amino acids, and there are 4 different structures to protein. Educational, scientific gifts to showcase the varying structures of protein. No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On A Baked Pie) Computer Bag

Showcase your wry pi side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are hungry about: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". Classic pi geek humor fun!

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The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Refrigerator Magnet

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Printed Napkin

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Refrigerator Magnet

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Coffee Mug

Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Button

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Coffee Mug

Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Coffee Mug

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Drinking Bottles

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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Dekerat (10-Dimensional Hypercube) Pin

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dekerat, a 10-dimensional hypercube. It can also be called a regular icosa-10-tope, being made of 20 regular facets. For the record, It has 1024 vertices, 5120 edges, 11520 square faces, 15360 cubic cells, 13440 tesseract 4-faces, 8064 penteract 5-faces, 3360 hexeract 6-faces, 960 hepteract 7-faces, 180 octeract 8-faces, and 20 enneract 9-faces. Make others do a double-take with geometric attitude with memorable hypercube gifts! Educational gifts for those who think in multiple dimensions beyond our current world!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Premium Gift Boxes

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Mugs

Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Business Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude the next time you introduce yourself with a dose of bridge humor with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard in bridge clubs and bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take about what you do for the game of bridge!

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