Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Why Wonderland Is Like A Chess Game (Preface) Post Cards

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Lewis Carroll's conceptualized his work "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" (1871) as a chess game in and of itself. Showcase your wry Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring the entire Looking Glass story as a chess game along with the caption "Why Wonderland Is Like A Chess Game". Memorable gifts for any Wonderland fan or chess aficionado!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Tshirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life? Stickers

tagged with: attitude, psyche, psychology, transportation, transportation sign, handicap, disabled, handicapped, signs, signage, query, words and unwords, motivational

No need to be either disabled or a psychologist to enjoy any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the disabled person sign as well as the rhetorical query "Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life?" Make others do a double-take on their attitude toward life with any of these signage attitude gifts today!

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Friday, July 11, 2014

Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Pins

tagged with: wanted a new brain, brain, brainy, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, neurosurgeon, neurologist, biologist, scientist

Do you ever feel like you need a new brain? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted A New Brain".

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Card

tagged with: normal, psyche, psychology, normality, normal distribution curve, bell curve, query, saying, rhetorical question, funny, geek, humor, attitude, stats, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, percentages, educational, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Postage Stamp

tagged with: one can never play, too much bridge, bridge game, duplicate bridge, duplicate bridge game, words and unwords, bridge saying, bridge humor, four card suits, bridge attitude, bridge players, bridge teachers

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these postage stamps featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what a bridge player can't do too much of with this postage gift!

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Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Sticker

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Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist!

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Magnets

tagged with: hebbian learning,cells that fire together,wire together,neuron,synapse,learning,psychology,biology,associative learning,words and unwords,educational,anatomy,anatomical,neurotransmitter,axon,neuroplasticity,synaptic plasticity,scientist,biologist,educator,group learning effort,psychologist,physiology of learning,synaptic potential

Are you a fan of associative learning? Showcase your wry neurological sense of style with any of these educational anatomical gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Hebbian Learning". Comes with the caption that has been associated with Hebbian learning: "Cells that fire together, wire together" -- in other words, the simultaneous activation of cells leads to pronounced increases in synaptic strength between those cells. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable neuronal attitude gifts!

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Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Business Card Templates

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If you know about signal transduction pathways, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of scientific, biological attitude with these business cards featuring "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of cell biology at your next meet and greet!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious (Reflective Chess) Poster

tagged with: chess set, chess, grandmaster, humor, chess attitude, geek, chess player, life is a game, chess is serious, words and unwords, chess fan, chess addict, saying, attitude, chess humor, funny, chess teacher, philosopher, thinker, gamer, serious, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about the game of chess with this poster today!

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Jabberwocky Poem (Lewis Carroll Through Looking) Skins For The iPhone 4S

tagged with: jabberwocky poem,lewis carroll,john tenniel,wonderland,through the looking glass,what alice found there,words and unwords,poem,illogical,fantasy,wonderland fan,wonderland adventure,jabberwock

Showcase your Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the Jabberwock as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There", along with the poem itself. Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Tee Shirt

Warning! Banana Peels Around Me (Sign Humor) Card

tagged with: warning, banana peels around me, banana, slipping on a banana, sign, signage, funny, humor, attitude, advice, saying, words and unwords

Showcase your wry sense of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring a person falling on a banana peel! Comes with the sound warning / advice: "Warning! Banana Peels Around Me". No need to work in a zoo or a grocery store to enjoy any of these fruity signage humor gifts today! Memorable gifts for all who love to eat bananas! Double-entendre humor fun as well!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) Shirt

tagged with: earth science, crust, saying, truism, geek, science, humor, attitude, convection, earth scientist, geology, geologist, convection system, mantle, earth, plate tectonics, word play, funny, words and unwords

No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with these gifts with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude gifts for all with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface!

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Just Sending You My Thoughts (Neuron / Synapse) Magnets

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Premium Keepsake Box

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Water Bottle

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Puzzle

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Mouse Pads

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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You Must Remember Or I'll Have Executed Wonderland Postcards

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Are you forgetful at times or are others around you forgetful? Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the King of Hearts as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the saying that can be interpreted in many ways by Wonderland fans: "You must remember," remarked the King, "Or I'll have you executed." Wonderland attitude gifts for all who need to remember!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Business Card Template

Showcase your wry bridge sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable business cards for any bridge teacher, bridge club owner, or avid bridge player!

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Watch Out! Banana Peels Ahead (Signage) Postcard

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Do you love to eat bananas to the point of having a lot of banana peels around you? Showcase your banana attitude with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring a warning sign with a person slipping on a banana. Comes with the humorous warning: "Watch Out! Banana Peels Ahead". Make others do a double-take about the slips that are about to happen with these sign attitude gifts today!

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Display Plaques

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Open Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Round Wallclocks

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Make others do a double-take the next time they tell time with this clock gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Open Mindset Inside".

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There Is No Time For Having A Margin Of Error Sweatshirts

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Showcase your wry statistical side with any of these gifts featuring various sample sizes and their respective margin of error. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "There Is No Time For Having A Margin Of Error". Stats humor gifts for all who work with statistics and sample sizes!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Pillow

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Showcase your wry anatomical and dermatological attitude with this pillow gift featuring all components of skin along with the following truism saying for anyone who traverses through life: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin".

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts

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No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron / Synapse) Post Card

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Philosopher and thinkers will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, thoughtful biological attitude today! Memorable geek humor gifts for all who love to think!

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Ready For Translation (pre-mRNA Into mRNA) Mugs

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Molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biology humor gifts featuring pre-mRNA into mRNA along with the caption "Ready For Translation". If you know the process about how a gene becomes a protein, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts! No need to be a scientific translator to enjoy!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Bag Tags

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Place Mats

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Stamps

Showcase your Morse code fan side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to read IMC, along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Great postage gift for any user of Morse code!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind T-shirts

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote Wallclocks

tagged with: wonderland, time has come, walrus, carpenter, john tenniel, lewis carroll, through the looking glass, what alice found there, nonsense, words and unwords, poem, geek, humor, attitude, illogical, shoes ships sealing wax, whether pigs have wings, quote, quotation

Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Deck Of Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Sticker

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If you drive on rural roads, you'll enjoy any of these transportation sign / traffic sign warning gifts featuring the "Share The Road" sign, along with the truism caption "Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take at what you mean the next time you drive and/or bike with a dose of traffic attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Thinking Is My Modus Operandi (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi".

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Life Is A Monty Hall Problem (Three Doors) Mug

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If you know about the infamous "Monty Hall Problem", you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring three doors, with a goat behind an opened door, along with the truism caption "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical, probabilistic attitude toward life with these Monty Hall problem saying gifts!

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Plate Tectonics Earth's Natural Faults (World Map) Post Cards

tagged with: earth science, earth scientist, plate tectonics, earth, world map, earth's natural faults, faults, psyche, geology, seismology, geologist, seismologist, earthquake, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, science, scientist, plates of the world, educational resources

No need to be a geologist or seismologist or earth scientist to know about plate tectonics. If you've ever been in an earthquake, you'll understand these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the title and caption "Plate Tectonics - Earth's Natural Faults". Make others do a double-take about exactly where Earth's faults lie with this world map featuring the plates of the Earth!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse Coffee Mugs

tagged with: give your neurons a rest,take a nap,neuron,synapse,advice,medical,words and unwords,medicine,anatomy,anatomical,neurotransmitter,geek humor,geek advice,neurologist,biologist,scientist,geek attitude

Showcase your wry psychological and anatomical side with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Memorable advice to anyone who can't stop thinking and who loves to take a nap now and then!

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Carl Linnaeus Father Of Modern Taxonomy Shirt

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Naturalists, botanists, and biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Carl Linnaeus, Swedish botanist, physician, and zoologist, who laid the foundations for the modern scheme of binomial nomenclature in the 18th century. Linnaeus lived from 1707 to 1778 and is known as the "Father Of Modern Taxonomy". Memorable educational gifts for all fans of Linnaeus, also known as Carl von Linné after ennoblement or by his Latin name Carolus Linnæus.

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) PC Speakers

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Printed Napkin

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Checkmate Is My Motto (Reflective Chess Set) Tee Shirts

tagged with: checkmate is my motto,reflective chess set,checkmate,chess,chess set,chess saying,chess humor,chess geek,chess player,words and unwords,chess attitude,chess motto,chess teacher

Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with these memorable chess saying gifts today!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tags For Bags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Postcard

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Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Puzzles

Bioethics Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tees

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Showcase your wry ethical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Bioethics Is In My Genes". Memorable gifts for any bioethicist!

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