Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 11, 2014

Just Sending You My Thoughts (Neuron / Synapse) Magnets

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Premium Keepsake Box

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Water Bottle

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Puzzle

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Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Mouse Pads

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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You Must Remember Or I'll Have Executed Wonderland Postcards

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Are you forgetful at times or are others around you forgetful? Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the King of Hearts as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the saying that can be interpreted in many ways by Wonderland fans: "You must remember," remarked the King, "Or I'll have you executed." Wonderland attitude gifts for all who need to remember!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Business Card Template

Showcase your wry bridge sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable business cards for any bridge teacher, bridge club owner, or avid bridge player!

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Watch Out! Banana Peels Ahead (Signage) Postcard

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Do you love to eat bananas to the point of having a lot of banana peels around you? Showcase your banana attitude with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring a warning sign with a person slipping on a banana. Comes with the humorous warning: "Watch Out! Banana Peels Ahead". Make others do a double-take about the slips that are about to happen with these sign attitude gifts today!

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Display Plaques

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Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Open Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Round Wallclocks

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Make others do a double-take the next time they tell time with this clock gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Open Mindset Inside".

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There Is No Time For Having A Margin Of Error Sweatshirts

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Showcase your wry statistical side with any of these gifts featuring various sample sizes and their respective margin of error. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "There Is No Time For Having A Margin Of Error". Stats humor gifts for all who work with statistics and sample sizes!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Pillow

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Showcase your wry anatomical and dermatological attitude with this pillow gift featuring all components of skin along with the following truism saying for anyone who traverses through life: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin".

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts

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No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron / Synapse) Post Card

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Philosopher and thinkers will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, thoughtful biological attitude today! Memorable geek humor gifts for all who love to think!

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Ready For Translation (pre-mRNA Into mRNA) Mugs

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Molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biology humor gifts featuring pre-mRNA into mRNA along with the caption "Ready For Translation". If you know the process about how a gene becomes a protein, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts! No need to be a scientific translator to enjoy!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Bag Tags

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Place Mats

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Stamps

Showcase your Morse code fan side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to read IMC, along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Great postage gift for any user of Morse code!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind T-shirts

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Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote Wallclocks

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Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Deck Of Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Sticker

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If you drive on rural roads, you'll enjoy any of these transportation sign / traffic sign warning gifts featuring the "Share The Road" sign, along with the truism caption "Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take at what you mean the next time you drive and/or bike with a dose of traffic attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Thinking Is My Modus Operandi (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi".

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Life Is A Monty Hall Problem (Three Doors) Mug

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If you know about the infamous "Monty Hall Problem", you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring three doors, with a goat behind an opened door, along with the truism caption "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical, probabilistic attitude toward life with these Monty Hall problem saying gifts!

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Plate Tectonics Earth's Natural Faults (World Map) Post Cards

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist or earth scientist to know about plate tectonics. If you've ever been in an earthquake, you'll understand these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the title and caption "Plate Tectonics - Earth's Natural Faults". Make others do a double-take about exactly where Earth's faults lie with this world map featuring the plates of the Earth!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your wry psychological and anatomical side with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Memorable advice to anyone who can't stop thinking and who loves to take a nap now and then!

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Carl Linnaeus Father Of Modern Taxonomy Shirt

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Naturalists, botanists, and biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Carl Linnaeus, Swedish botanist, physician, and zoologist, who laid the foundations for the modern scheme of binomial nomenclature in the 18th century. Linnaeus lived from 1707 to 1778 and is known as the "Father Of Modern Taxonomy". Memorable educational gifts for all fans of Linnaeus, also known as Carl von Linné after ennoblement or by his Latin name Carolus Linnæus.

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) PC Speakers

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Printed Napkin

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Checkmate Is My Motto (Reflective Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with these memorable chess saying gifts today!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tags For Bags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Postcard

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Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Puzzles

Bioethics Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tees

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Showcase your wry ethical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Bioethics Is In My Genes". Memorable gifts for any bioethicist!

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An Open Mind Is Key To Communication (Brain) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry brainy anatomical side with this laptop case featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "An Open Mind Is Key To Communication".

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Weigh Your Probabilities (Three Doors) Coffee Mug

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The Monty Hall problem is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring three doors, with 1/3 probability of the prize lying behind one door and 2/3rd probability of the prize lying behind two other doors. Do you switch or not, after the host opens a door to reveal a goat? If you "Weigh Your Probabilities", you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Monty Hall problem. Geek humor attitude gifts for all statisticians!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Plate Tectonics Earth's Natural Faults (World Map) Tshirt

Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected (Neuron) Custom Necklace

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Showcase your wry anatomical neuron / synapse sense of humor with this necklace featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific, psychological, neurological style today!

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Life Is Nothing More Than A Spliced Event (RNA) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring the formation of mature RNA along with the saying "Life Is Nothing More Than A Spliced Event". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of educational, scientific fun! Memorable science humor saying gifts -- not just for molecular biologists only!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Jigsaw Puzzle

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Premium Gift Boxes

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Lunchbox

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring IMC along with the following saying that pilots and amateur radio operators will agree with: "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 5 Covers

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y" Announcement

If you are hosting a bridge party or duplicate bridge game -- a special one, perhaps to celebrate someone's birthday party or achievement on earning LifeMaster status -- you'll enjoy any of these customizable invitations featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y".

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Welcome To Chaos County (County Sign Humor) Square Sticker

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Is your life chaotic? Do you keep a messy desk, messy room, or messy mind? Showcase your wry chaotic lifestyle with any of these "Welcome To Chaos County Sign" gifts. Featuring a symbol with eight arrows disseminating in every direction from a given point. Make others do a double-take about exactly where you live with this transportation humor sign! Memorable signage attitude gift for all those with chaotic lives!

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Reboot Needed (Brain Anatomy) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Do you need a reboot from time to time? Showcase your wry brainy anatomical attitude with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Memorable laptop bag gift for any intellectual or deep thinker!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing Mouse Pads

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Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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The Evolution An Idea Depends Upon Adaptability T-shirts

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No need to be a biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring allopatric speciation along with the following saying "The Evolution Of An Idea Depends Upon Its Adaptability". Make others do a double-take on evolution, nature, the development of ideas with a dose of wry evolutionary humor with any of these psyche gifts today! Memorable gifts for anyone who works with ideas!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Scratch Pad