Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) iPod Speakers

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Pacifiers

tagged with: code recognition is essential, morse code, code recognition, international morse code, samuel morse, code, communication, words and unwords, geek, saying, attitude, communicator, programmer, amateur radio operator

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Chess Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Bumper Sticker

tagged with: chess genes inside,dna replication,dna,genes,genetics,chess,chess humor,chess player,chess lineage,words and unwords,chess saying

Are you a chess player who believes that you're genetically wired to play chess? Showcase your wry DNA replication attitude with a dose of chess humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Chess Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, chess attitude today! No need to have parents who are chess players.

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Pitcher

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Bridge Is A Game Of Mystery Madness And Mayhem Tag For Bags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that is often heard at the bridge table: "Bridge Is A Game Of Mystery Madness And Mayhem".

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Power Napper Inside (Sleep Nap Bed) Sign Shirt

tagged with: power napper inside, inside, power napper, sign, signage, transportation sign, bed, symbol, napper, sleep, sleeper, humor, geek, funny, corporate lifestyle, power napping, engineering, new media, software developers, attitude, sleep habits, psyche, psychology of sleep, words and unwords, saying, warning sign, lifestyle

If you power nap -- whether at work or at home -- you'll enjoy any of these sign gifts featuring a symbol for sleep / nap / bed along with the saying "Power Napper Inside" on a diamond yellow warning sign. Make others do a double-take at your sleep habits today with a dose of transportation sign attitude! Not just for corporate workers in the media industry!

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Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Brainy Mindset Inside (Brain Anatomy) Commuter Bags

tagged with: brainy mindset inside, inside, brain, brainy, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, geek, attitude, saying, neurologist, psyche, psychologist

No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brainy Mindset Inside".

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing Coffee Mug

tagged with: unleash your statistical self,do hypothesis testing,hypothesis testing,stats,geek,humor,statistician,mathematician,psychologist,word and unwords,funny saying,geek humor,educational,statistical errors,statistical,statistics,saying

Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies Tshirt

tagged with: do you know where,the great pacific garbage patch,environmental,earth science,ecology,earth scientist,convergence zone,pacific ocean gyres,words and unwords,ocean currents,ecologist,map,geek,humor,attitude,query,question,environmentalist,oceanography,oceanographer,pacific ocean

Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Red Queen Hypothesis (Alice Red Queen Wonderland) T-shirts

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Biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Red Queen's Hypothesis which states the following: "In reference to an evolutionary system, continuing adaptation is needed in order for a species to maintain its relative fitness amongst the systems it is co-evolving with". Includes John Tenniel's illustration of Alice being dragged by the Red Queen as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There".

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Plaques

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Display Plaques

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge Humor Saying Luggage Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism that any avid bridge player can identify with: "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Post Cards

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Plaques

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-shirts

Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron / Synapse) Round Clocks

tagged with: take the synaptic leap, think, neuron, synapse, attention span, humor, geek, anatomy, words and unwords, neurologist, anatomical, psyche, psychologist, psychology, thinker, philosopher, biologist, scientist, advice, saying

Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with this neuron / synapse design along with the following truism saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of anatomical and biological psyche attitude today!

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Genetic Code For Amino Acids (Chart Wheel) T Shirt

tagged with: genetic code for amino acids,chemical structure,genetics,dna,dna code,words and unwords,scientific,educational,amino acids,code wheel,genetic code,biology,molecular biology,protein synthesis,chart wheel

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a chart wheel that includes chemical structures and genetic code for many amino acids. Includes legend regarding type of amino acid. "Genetic Code For Amino Acids" gifts for any biologist or molecular biologist!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPad Mini Cover

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Baby Pacifiers

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Printed Napkin

I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game Tee Shirt

tagged with: i can resist anything,but a chess game,chess,chess game,chess addict,chess humor,chess players,chess teachers,words and unwords,chess saying,chess attitude

Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game". Memorable chess humor saying gifts for anyone who just can't resist a chess game! Perfect gifts for chess teachers, chess addicts, and anyone who can be tempted by the game of chess!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge Candy Dishes

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Magnets

Monday, July 07, 2014

Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Computer Bag

tagged with: your mind is like software, program it, software, programmer, brain, anatomy, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, neurology, neurologist, psyche, psychology

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following reminder: "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Intelligent humor for all who program their brain!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

tagged with: who said that, i was normal, stats, geek, humor, statistician, bell curve, statistics, words and unwords, funny, query, question, attitude, rhetorical question, geek speak, saying

Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

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Ada Lovelace World's First Computer Programmer Coffee Mug

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No need to be a feminist to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Ada Lovelace, "World's First Computer Programmer". She was an English mathematician and writer chiefly known for her work on Charles Babbage's early mechanical general-purpose computer, the Analytical Engine. Her notes on the engine include what is recognized as the first algorithm intended to be processed by a machine.

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Laptop Sleeve

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Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this neuron / synapse laptop sleeve gift featuring the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside".

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Tees

tagged with: team autotroph, plant cell, biology, biologist, botanist, food producer, autotroph, scientific, words and unwords, educational, environmentalist, geek, humor, attitude, saying

No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Letterhead Template

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Reusable Water Bottles

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Placemat

Get A Mental Workout Play Chess (Reflective Chess) T-shirts

tagged with: get a mental workout,play chess,reflective chess set,chess,chess humor,chess advice,chess saying,chess attitude,words and unwords,chess players,chess teachers,mental workout

Do you like to get a mental workout by playing chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! Memorable chess advice gifts for all who like to exercise their brain by playing the great game of chess!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Grand Canyon Hole In AZ Bag Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying for all bridge players who take the game seriously: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Cards

Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect (Brain) Commuter Bags

tagged with: live the examined life, think and reflect, brain, anatomy, brainy, saying, advice, philosopher, medical, words and unwords, medicine, doctor, neurologist, psyche, psychology, thinker

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect".

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry-Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, psyche, psychology, gaussian curve, educational, stats, geek, attitude, cheat sheet

Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Shirts

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Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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In Life Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Humor Tag For Luggage

tagged with: in life, biology, geek, humor, enzyme, substrate, enzyme-substrate complex, words and unwords, rhetorical question, catalyst, saying, biochemistry, query, question

Showcase your wry biological geek side with any of these gifts featuring the enzyme-substrate complex along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take on their role in life: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Of The Substrate?" Brain teaser for all catalysts!

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Cloth Napkins

tagged with: varsity pi, math, mathematician, mathematics, mathematical constant, geek, humor, attitude, collegial, words and unwords, math teacher, number, irrational and transcendental, scientist, educational, lifestyle, pi fan

No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Award

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Portable Speakers

Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Square Sticker

tagged with: think before you act,play chess,chess,reflective chess set,game of chess,chess teacher,chess player,words and unwords,chess advice,chess saying,chess humor,chess philosophy

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Tote Bags

Sunday, July 06, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Pacifier

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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