Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 07, 2014

Get A Mental Workout Play Chess (Reflective Chess) T-shirts

tagged with: get a mental workout,play chess,reflective chess set,chess,chess humor,chess advice,chess saying,chess attitude,words and unwords,chess players,chess teachers,mental workout

Do you like to get a mental workout by playing chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! Memorable chess advice gifts for all who like to exercise their brain by playing the great game of chess!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Grand Canyon Hole In AZ Bag Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying for all bridge players who take the game seriously: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Cards

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect (Brain) Commuter Bags

tagged with: live the examined life, think and reflect, brain, anatomy, brainy, saying, advice, philosopher, medical, words and unwords, medicine, doctor, neurologist, psyche, psychology, thinker

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect".

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry-Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, psyche, psychology, gaussian curve, educational, stats, geek, attitude, cheat sheet

Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Shirts

tagged with: water is everywhere on earth,water,hydrological cycle,earth,study hydrology,earth scientist,hydrologist,civil engineer,words and unwords,scientist,geek attitude,advice,saying,geek advice,map of the earth,ice clouds water on earth,sustainability,earth science

Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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In Life Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Humor Tag For Luggage

tagged with: in life, biology, geek, humor, enzyme, substrate, enzyme-substrate complex, words and unwords, rhetorical question, catalyst, saying, biochemistry, query, question

Showcase your wry biological geek side with any of these gifts featuring the enzyme-substrate complex along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take on their role in life: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Of The Substrate?" Brain teaser for all catalysts!

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Cloth Napkins

tagged with: varsity pi, math, mathematician, mathematics, mathematical constant, geek, humor, attitude, collegial, words and unwords, math teacher, number, irrational and transcendental, scientist, educational, lifestyle, pi fan

No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Award

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Portable Speakers

tagged with: code recognition is essential, morse code, code recognition, international morse code, samuel morse, code, communication, words and unwords, geek, saying, attitude, communicator, programmer, amateur radio operator

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Square Sticker

tagged with: think before you act,play chess,chess,reflective chess set,game of chess,chess teacher,chess player,words and unwords,chess advice,chess saying,chess humor,chess philosophy

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Tote Bags

Sunday, July 06, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Pacifier

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Stationery

Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny Magnet

tagged with: geologists, are seduced by subduction orogeny, mountain building, orogeny, subduction, geek, humor, plate tectonics, words and unwords, geology, attitude, earth science, earth scientists, scientist, continental plates colliding, three types of plate boundaries, plate boundaries

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geological attitude with any of these gifts featuring plate tectonics and the three types of plate boundaries along with the following truism saying "Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of educational, scientific plate tectonic humor today! Great gifts for any geologist or earth scientist!

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Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar

tagged with: neuron, synapse, attention span, psyche, anatomy, neurotransmitter, funny, geek, humor, words and unwords, sayings, 2013 callendar, biology, biologist

Witty and wry neurological sayings featuring a neuron / synapse along with the a different saying each month in this "Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar". No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical fun throughout the year!

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P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Water Bottles

tagged with: p53 pathways, tumor suppressor gene, tumor suppressor protein, pathways, cell biology, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, educational, scientific

P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Posters

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your pi fan side with this poster featuring the irrational and infinite number pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Napkin

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Puzzle

Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Tee Shirt

tagged with: think before you act,play chess,chess,reflective chess set,game of chess,chess teacher,chess player,words and unwords,chess advice,chess saying,chess humor,chess philosophy

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To Top Playing Cards

Showcase your wry bridge player attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that will make others do a double-take on what the meaning of term "finesse" is in the bridge world: "Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To The Top". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge players who finesses all the time and earns lots of masterpoints at the bridge table!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Square Sticker

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Water Bottles

Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: use it or lose it, brain, anatomy, human brain, use it, lose it, advice, geek, medical, words and unwords, thinker, philosopher, medicine, doctor, teacher, knowledge, funny, attitude, saying, neurologist, anatomical, psychologist

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board

tagged with: statistics, bell curve, humor, advice, geek, always test your hypothesis, hypothesis testing, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, gaussian curve, stats, statistical, attitude, psyche

Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Printed Napkin

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Premium Keepsake Boxes

Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess T-shirts

tagged with: pattern recognition,name of the game,chess,chess game,reflective chess set,chess teacher,chess players,words and unwords,geek,attitude,saying,truism

Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tag

Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Key Chain

tagged with: corporate restructuring ahead, sign, signage, chainsaw sign, mergers and acquisitions, transportation sign, warning sign, humor, attitude, corporate humor, diamond yellow sign, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, satire, sarcasm, advice, warning, saying, organizational psychology, organizational change, office humor

Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Saturday, July 05, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Award

My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced (Brain Anatomy) Postcards

tagged with: my thinking cannot be outsourced, brain, brainy, saying, anatomy, anatomical, medical, outsourcing, words and unwords, humor, attitude, geek, joke, psyche, psychologist, funny saying, scientist

Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following scientific truism in these uncertain times: "My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced". Memorable anatomical humor gifts for any psychologist or scientist or science teacher!

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: simply statistical, stats, statistics, bell curve, geek humor, geek attitude, percentages, psyche, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, saying, educational, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T Shirts

tagged with: the rock cycle,rocks,geology,earth science,geologist,earth scientist,rock fan,rock hound,scientist,words and unwords,geek,attitude

No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis

Showcase your wry RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about protein synthesis: "Automatic Translator Inside". Educational, scientific geek humor gift for all who translate!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Place Mat

From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Water Bottle

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, from telegraph to texting, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio, amateur radio operator, communication, message, attitude, saying, truism, morse code, air traffic controller, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, style, texting, old school texting, pilot, historical, historical communication

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: mad hatter to the rescue, wonderland, running mad hatter, mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, wonderland fan, words and unwords, illogical, alice's adventures in wonderland

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life? Card

tagged with: have you traveled,on the inner loop,inner loop,sign,signage,inner loop of life,query,question,words and unwords,spiritual,funny,humor,attitude

Transportation signage humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Inner Loop transportation sign along with the following saying: "Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life?" Ask others this key spiritual question with a dose of sign attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks

tagged with: are you ready, sum of your parts, brain, brainy, attitude, geek, humor, query, rhetorical question, words and unwords, conscience, consciousness, psyche, psychology, medical, medicine, funny, anatomy

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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