Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 06, 2014

Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Stationery

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, psyche, psychology, gaussian curve, educational, stats, geek, attitude, cheat sheet

Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny Magnet

tagged with: geologists, are seduced by subduction orogeny, mountain building, orogeny, subduction, geek, humor, plate tectonics, words and unwords, geology, attitude, earth science, earth scientists, scientist, continental plates colliding, three types of plate boundaries, plate boundaries

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geological attitude with any of these gifts featuring plate tectonics and the three types of plate boundaries along with the following truism saying "Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of educational, scientific plate tectonic humor today! Great gifts for any geologist or earth scientist!

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Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar

tagged with: neuron, synapse, attention span, psyche, anatomy, neurotransmitter, funny, geek, humor, words and unwords, sayings, 2013 callendar, biology, biologist

Witty and wry neurological sayings featuring a neuron / synapse along with the a different saying each month in this "Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar". No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical fun throughout the year!

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P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Water Bottles

tagged with: p53 pathways, tumor suppressor gene, tumor suppressor protein, pathways, cell biology, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, educational, scientific

P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Posters

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your pi fan side with this poster featuring the irrational and infinite number pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Napkin

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Puzzle

tagged with: code recognition is essential, morse code, code recognition, international morse code, samuel morse, code, communication, words and unwords, geek, saying, attitude, communicator, programmer, amateur radio operator

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Tee Shirt

tagged with: think before you act,play chess,chess,reflective chess set,game of chess,chess teacher,chess player,words and unwords,chess advice,chess saying,chess humor,chess philosophy

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To Top Playing Cards

Showcase your wry bridge player attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that will make others do a double-take on what the meaning of term "finesse" is in the bridge world: "Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To The Top". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge players who finesses all the time and earns lots of masterpoints at the bridge table!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Square Sticker

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Water Bottles

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: use it or lose it, brain, anatomy, human brain, use it, lose it, advice, geek, medical, words and unwords, thinker, philosopher, medicine, doctor, teacher, knowledge, funny, attitude, saying, neurologist, anatomical, psychologist

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board

tagged with: statistics, bell curve, humor, advice, geek, always test your hypothesis, hypothesis testing, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, gaussian curve, stats, statistical, attitude, psyche

Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Printed Napkin

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Premium Keepsake Boxes

Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess T-shirts

tagged with: pattern recognition,name of the game,chess,chess game,reflective chess set,chess teacher,chess players,words and unwords,geek,attitude,saying,truism

Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tag

Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Key Chain

tagged with: corporate restructuring ahead, sign, signage, chainsaw sign, mergers and acquisitions, transportation sign, warning sign, humor, attitude, corporate humor, diamond yellow sign, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, satire, sarcasm, advice, warning, saying, organizational psychology, organizational change, office humor

Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Saturday, July 05, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Award

My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced (Brain Anatomy) Postcards

tagged with: my thinking cannot be outsourced, brain, brainy, saying, anatomy, anatomical, medical, outsourcing, words and unwords, humor, attitude, geek, joke, psyche, psychologist, funny saying, scientist

Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following scientific truism in these uncertain times: "My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced". Memorable anatomical humor gifts for any psychologist or scientist or science teacher!

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: simply statistical, stats, statistics, bell curve, geek humor, geek attitude, percentages, psyche, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, saying, educational, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T Shirts

tagged with: the rock cycle,rocks,geology,earth science,geologist,earth scientist,rock fan,rock hound,scientist,words and unwords,geek,attitude

No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis

Showcase your wry RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about protein synthesis: "Automatic Translator Inside". Educational, scientific geek humor gift for all who translate!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Place Mat

From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Water Bottle

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, from telegraph to texting, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio, amateur radio operator, communication, message, attitude, saying, truism, morse code, air traffic controller, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, style, texting, old school texting, pilot, historical, historical communication

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: mad hatter to the rescue, wonderland, running mad hatter, mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, wonderland fan, words and unwords, illogical, alice's adventures in wonderland

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life? Card

tagged with: have you traveled,on the inner loop,inner loop,sign,signage,inner loop of life,query,question,words and unwords,spiritual,funny,humor,attitude

Transportation signage humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Inner Loop transportation sign along with the following saying: "Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life?" Ask others this key spiritual question with a dose of sign attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks

tagged with: are you ready, sum of your parts, brain, brainy, attitude, geek, humor, query, rhetorical question, words and unwords, conscience, consciousness, psyche, psychology, medical, medicine, funny, anatomy

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Hats

tagged with: earthquakes are not my fault,plate tectonics,world map,tectonic plates,geek,geology,earth science,words and unwords,attitude,saying,geologist,earthquake fan,earth scientists,funny,pun,earthquakes

Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Coffee Mug

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: epigenetics is my modus operandi, epigenetics, environmental genetics, environmentalist, geneticist, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, epigenetic mechanisms, attitude, science, scientist

No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Display Plaques

From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style

Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of Mind Stickers

tagged with: chess players,participate in the hopscotch,hopscotch of the mind,chess,game of chess,chess saying,chess teachers,words and unwords,chess attitude,reflective chess set,chess thinker

Showcase your wit and wisdom regarding the game of chess with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of The Mind". Memorable chess attitude gifts for any avid chess player who knows what chess players do when playing the game of chess!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

tagged with: poem, jabberwock, jabberwocky, through looking glass, lewis carroll, john tenniel, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure, onomatopoeia, words and unwords, fantasy, battle, attitude, riddles, brain teasers, made up words

Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Friday, July 04, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Belt Buckles

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

tagged with: awakened brain inside, brain, anatomy, anatomical, awakened, psyche, psychology, geek, attitude, words and unwords, thinker, thoughtful, science, scientist, saying

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle

Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Pins

Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) T Shirts

Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Card Deck

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, mathematical constant, math humor, geek humor, mathematician, pi on a pie, pie humor, geek, irrational number, words and unwords, math, funny, attitude, hungry for pi, math teacher, word play, saying, riddles, brain teasers

Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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