Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, June 27, 2014

Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life? T-shirts

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No matter what you lot is in life, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the escalator sign with the wry caption "Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life?" Perfect gag gift t-shirt for those who have experienced life's ups and downs -- all part of the escalator of life!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Cards

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Geological age humor is found on these gifts that features the various epochs, eons, and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time!

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Mutations Are Not All Alike (Genetics Humor) T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Neckwear

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Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Throw Pillow

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Amateur radio operators, pilots, and anyone who know International Morse Code will enjoy snoozing on this pillow featuring International Morse Code (IMC) along with the truism saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make others do a double-take at your recognition of International Morse Code with this memorable pillow gift!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Stickers

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Customized Stationery

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Welcome To Genius County (Signs) Personalized Photo Card

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with any of these gifts that include the transportation sign "Welcome To Genius County". Make others do a double-take with memorable gifts that flatter the ego and showcase the intellect in a low-key humorous fashion! Perfect gifts for all who think that they are geniuses!

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Thursday, June 26, 2014

Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Neckwear

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirt

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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How Well Do You Know Virus Classification? T Shirt

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Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this educational, scientific gift tee featuring various viruses. Showcasing the Baltimore Classification of viruses, which is based on the method of viral mRNA synthesis. Memorable scientific t-shirt for die-hard taxonomists of viruses with the query "How Well Do You Know Virus Classification?"

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Clocks

Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Pin

Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Pin

Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Shush! Ideas Under Construction Stickers

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No need to be writing a senior thesis or a dissertation to enjoy any of these signage humor gifts that including the following wry saying: "Shush! Ideas Under Construction". Includes transportation warning sign showing person digging the ground. Memorable sound advice gifts for anyone who works with ideas and needs some peace and quiet!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Magnet

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Biotechnology Shirts

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Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On A Baked Pie) Computer Bag

Showcase your wry pi side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are hungry about: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". Classic pi geek humor fun!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? Neck Wear

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Do you frequently think about objects in the fifth dimension? Does the third dimension -- or even the fourth dimension -- bore you to death? No need to be a mathematician to enjoy geometrical humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension, along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Ask yourself and others with tongue-in-cheek geometry attitude today!

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Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting Commuter Bags

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International Morse Code attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring IMC along with the saying "Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting". Make others do a double-take at electronic communication way back in the late 19th and early 20th centuries today!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Mug

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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Stop For Genius (Stop Sign) Photo Card

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Make it clear to others that you want them to stop for genius with any of these gifts featuring a Stop Sign. Regardless of what you do for a living or how many degrees you have or do not have, showcase to the world that you would like for them to "Stop For Genius" today! Perfect gag-gift!

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Tie

Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Mug

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Mugs

Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Magnets

Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside (Biology Humor) T-shirt

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The process of mitosis, the division of cells, is ongoing inside of your cells. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this gift tee featuring mitosis along with the truism saying "Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside". Science attitude fun for all who engage in cell division!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Coaster

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If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Tshirts

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Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with any of these logic and math gifts featuring various sets, along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (Communication) Laptop Bags

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS".

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Post Cards

Bridge Is My Obsession (Card Suits Bridge Humor) Tees

If you are an avid bridge player and consider yourself to be obsessed with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is My Obsession". Let the world know exactly what you are obsessed with at your next bridge game!

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There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life Post Cards

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Regardless of what you have done, showcase your attitude what's done is done with this transportation sign that features the U-turn and includes the truism saying "There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life". Make others do a double-take with this motivational and inspirational sign on any of these gifts. Perfect gifts for those who have been there, done that, and desire to move onto other challenges in life!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Bags

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mousepads

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Throw Pillows

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Showcase your wry pi geek side with this pillow gift featuring "Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number". Memorable gift for all who love to take naps and think about pi!

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math & Geometry) Mousepad

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Computer Bag

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Morse code fans will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) T Shirts

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Customized Stationery

Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Coffee Mugs

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Postcards

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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