Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Coaster

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If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Tshirts

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Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with any of these logic and math gifts featuring various sets, along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (Communication) Laptop Bags

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS".

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Post Cards

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Bridge Is My Obsession (Card Suits Bridge Humor) Tees

If you are an avid bridge player and consider yourself to be obsessed with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is My Obsession". Let the world know exactly what you are obsessed with at your next bridge game!

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There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life Post Cards

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Regardless of what you have done, showcase your attitude what's done is done with this transportation sign that features the U-turn and includes the truism saying "There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life". Make others do a double-take with this motivational and inspirational sign on any of these gifts. Perfect gifts for those who have been there, done that, and desire to move onto other challenges in life!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Bags

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mousepads

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Throw Pillows

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Showcase your wry pi geek side with this pillow gift featuring "Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number". Memorable gift for all who love to take naps and think about pi!

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math & Geometry) Mousepad

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Computer Bag

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Morse code fans will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) T Shirts

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Customized Stationery

Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Coffee Mugs

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Postcards

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Tshirt

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Coffee Mugs

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I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success Round Sticker

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Are you just neurologically wired for success? Treat yourself and others to wry biology humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, along with the saying: "I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success". Comes complete with labels of all important parts of a neuron. Motivational and inspirational educational science humor gifts for all who are successful!

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Protein Synthesis Inside (Cell Biology) Mug

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Showcase this biological truism with this detailed look at protein synthesis. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to showcase how you build proteins via amino acids in the ribosome. Colorful scientific diagram complete with labels.

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPad 3 Skin

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Necktie

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "The Golden Rectangle", a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi -- or approximately 1:1.618. The most distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle; that is, with the same proportions as the first. Square removal can be repeated infinitely, resulting in an infinite sequence of points on the golden spiral, the unique logarithmic spiral with this property. Make others do a double-take with aesthetically pleasing proportions with any of these mathematical attitude gifts!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Coffee Mug

Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Refrigerator Magnet

Statistics The Taming Of Randomness (Stats Humor) Mug

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Statistics, by any other definition, is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with any of these statistics humor gifts featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Card

VIP Thought (Neuron / Synapse Humor) Post Cards

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Do you have a VIP (very important person) thought? Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse. Comes complete with all important anatomical labels of a neuron. Thoughtful, scientific, educational gifts for all those with very important thoughts inside of themselves!

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The Multiple Structures Of Protein Coffee Mugs

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You are constantly producing proteins from amino acids, and there are 4 different structures to protein. Educational, scientific gifts to showcase the varying structures of protein. No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Skin For iPod Touch 4G

The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Refrigerator Magnet

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Throw Pillows

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Showcase your wry texting sense of humor with this pillow gift featuring International Morse Code along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how Morse code ranks against text messaging: "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS".

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Fridge Magnets

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll T-shirts

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Business Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude the next time you introduce yourself with a dose of bridge humor with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard in bridge clubs and bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take about what you do for the game of bridge!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Button

Monday, June 23, 2014

Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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Those who work with statistics will enjoy any of these wry stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Knowledge Is Power - Do Statistics". Statistical truism if there ever was one. Gifts for all those who understand hypothesis testing. No need to be a statistician to enjoy!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mugs

VIP Thought (Neuron / Synapse Humor) Coffee Mug

In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Skins For NOOK

Dekerat (10-Dimensional Hypercube) Pin

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dekerat, a 10-dimensional hypercube. It can also be called a regular icosa-10-tope, being made of 20 regular facets. For the record, It has 1024 vertices, 5120 edges, 11520 square faces, 15360 cubic cells, 13440 tesseract 4-faces, 8064 penteract 5-faces, 3360 hexeract 6-faces, 960 hepteract 7-faces, 180 octeract 8-faces, and 20 enneract 9-faces. Make others do a double-take with geometric attitude with memorable hypercube gifts! Educational gifts for those who think in multiple dimensions beyond our current world!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mugs

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Refrigerator Magnet

One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Mugs

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Stationery

Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing T Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPad 2 Skin

Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Fridge Magnets

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Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Beverage Coaster

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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