Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Chess The Art Of Analysis Refrigerator Magnets

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If you have played chess for a while, you will realize that chess induces a thinking on a different plane. Showcase your deep thoughts with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Chess The Art Of Analysis". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Postcard

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Game On! (Four Card Suits) Postage

Bridge attitude is alive and well with this postage stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Game On!" Make others do a double-take the next time you send correspondence!

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Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless (Boat Sign) Post Cards

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Are you a focused person in life? Showcase your wry transportation sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a boat, along with the contemporary truism saying "Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless". Make others do a double-take if and when they face a transition period in their lives with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for graduation, retirement, etc. for all -- no need to be a student or entrepreneur to enjoy!

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Friday, June 20, 2014

Summarizing Statistics Mug

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Select Hot Spots Around The World Post Cards

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Showcase various hot spots around the world with these educational geology gifts featuring a map of the world and select hot spots. Complete with labels. No need to be a geologist or an earth scientist to feature select hot spots around the world (think: Yellowstone) today!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture T Shirt

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with a petri dish or the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy microbiology humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these truism gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Kindle Fire Decals

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Tshirt

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Personalized Letterhead

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Chess Is War (Chess Attitude) Pinback Buttons

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If you believe that chess is war, you'll enjoy any of these gifts with a reflective chess set with the chess truism saying "Chess Is War". Die-hard chess players will enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts. Perfect gifts for those who go to war at the chessboard!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Mugs

Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge T-shirts

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Understanding Type I And Type II Errors Statistics Button

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No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error, or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error, or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with any of these statistical attitude gifts! Perfect gifts for all decision-makers!

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Support Plate Tectonics Because We Live In A Fault Tee Shirt

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Earth science humor is alive and well on any of these gifts that feature the plates of the world, along with the wry geological saying "Support Plate Tectonics - Because We Live In Such A Fault Driven World". Make others do a double-take on plate tectonics -- whether they believe plate tectonics theory or not -- with the tongue-in-cheek educational geology saying! Perfect gifts for seismologists and those who study the faults of the Earth!

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My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time Key Chains

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Do your thoughts escape you from time to time? Showcase wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with labels of all key parts (axon, schwann cell), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time". Memorable scientific attitude truism saying gifts for thinkers, biologists, scientists, psychologists, philosophers, and anyone whose thoughts escape from time to time!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring signal transduction from a G-protein-linked receptor following interaction with its hormone ligand. In biology, signal transduction is a mechanism that converts a mechanical or chemical stimulus to a cell into a specific cellular response. Signal transduction starts with a signal to a receptor, and ends with a change in cell behavior. Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these memorable cell biology gifts with the saying "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside"!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5 Cases

Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) T Shirts

Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Watch

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Showcase your wry communicative side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Great gift for any Morse code fan!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) T Shirts

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge Coffee Mug

US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Summarizing Statistics Mug

Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

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No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Tee Shirts

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Do you life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain, as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5 Cover

Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Vibe iPhone 4 Cover

Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge Coffee Mugs

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the logic that is found in the card game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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What Card Did You Just Play? (Four Card Suits) Tshirts

If you play with a fast card playing partner, you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard remark at the bridge table: "What Card Did You Just Play?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge query gifts today! Gifts for any bridge player with a really short memory as well!

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Life Depends Upon Active Transport (Na-K Pump) T Shirts

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump and its involvement in active transport. Includes the scientific truism saying "Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Memorable science attitude gifts for all who know about osmolytic balance and its importance in life!

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Monday, June 16, 2014

Bridge The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy Mugs

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If you enjoy being the dummy in bridge, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge - The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy". Laugh and smile the next time you play bridge with this memorable saying!

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Sunday, June 15, 2014

Eat Lower On The Food Chain (Vegetables) Coffee Mug

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Vegetarians will enjoy this wry medical saying on any of these gifts featuring a pile of vegetables. With an eye toward health and wellness, the following saying says it all about pursuing a vegetarian -- a plant-based as opposed to meat-based -- diet: "Eat Lower On The Food Chain Have Fewer Incidences Of Constipation, Hemorrhoids & Diverticulitis". Make everyone who isn't a vegetarian do a double-take on the benefits of vegetarianism with these healthy attitude saying gifts today!

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Saturday, June 14, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Tshirts

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Friday, June 13, 2014

In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Mug

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the induced-fit enzyme-substrate model. Educational science attitude gifts with the ubiquitous query that will truly make others guess what you mean: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Unforgettable geek humor gifts for all who know about the difference between the enzyme and the substrate!

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Thursday, June 12, 2014

Molecular Biologist Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T Shirts

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No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Gastroenterology Requires Guts (Digestive System) Wallclocks

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Gastroenterologists will enjoy this wry anatomical medical humor clock gift featuring the digestive system along with the saying "Gastroenterology Requires Guts". Make others do a double-take about what it takes to do gastroenterology with a dose of gutsy medical attitude today!

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Sunday, June 08, 2014

Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Mug

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Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Saturday, June 07, 2014

127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1 (Home Sweet Home Geek) Posters

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Showcase your wry information technology side with this poster that all software testers can relate to: "127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1" -- which means "Home Sweet Home" in geek speak.

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Friday, June 06, 2014

Warning! Biohazard Inside (Signage Humor) Reusable Water Bottles

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If you work with biohazards or believe that you are a biohazard (for whatever reason), you'll enjoy any of these wry geek signage humor gifts featuring the biohazard symbol on a triangle sign along with the saying "Warning! Biohazard Inside".

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Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Jar

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Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Thursday, June 05, 2014

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

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Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

tagged with: guess intelligently play bridge, bridge game, duplicate bridge, bridge saying, words and unwords, bridge attitude, bridge humor, bridge advice, bridge players, bridge truism, four card suits

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Tuesday, June 03, 2014

V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Monday, June 02, 2014

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

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Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Sunday, June 01, 2014

I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather Mugs

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If you lived in the Midwest United States or thereabouts, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a satellite image from NOAA/NASA GOES Project along with the following caption: "Polar Vortex On January 6th 2014 - I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather". Contemporary meteorological attitude gifts for all who have braved sub-zero temperatures in early 2014!

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