Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 17, 2014

You Can Never Retire From The Game Of Bridge

No matter how old you are or whether you are retired or not, if you enjoy the game of bridge or duplicate bridge, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "You Can Never Retire From The Game Of Bridge". Showcase your wry bridge attitude with a dose of intelligent fun today!

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You Can Never Retire From The Game Of Bridge

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Bag

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy!

Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Neck Ties

Are you frazzled on a daily basis? Are you frazzled from time to time? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these anatomical attitude gifts featuring the neuron / synapse along with the warning to others. Emotional truism says the following: "Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside". Make others do a double-take before talking to you with any of these timeless educational scientific gifts! Perfect gifts for those who work in stressful professions!

Deoxyribonucelic Acid (DNA) Mendel Darwin T-shirts

No need to be a molecular biologist to find humor in the following life saying about DNA: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) What Charles Darwin Couldn't Guess What Gregor Mendel Didn't Know". Make others do a double-take with this scientific truism featuring DNA replication, complete with the leading strand and the lagging strand and all key labels. Educational attitude for all who know about DNA!

I Survived Winter Storm Nemo (NASA Outer Space) Dry-Erase Whiteboards

If you survived Winter Storm Nemo and are a fan of meteorology, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring Winter Storm / Blizzard Nemo from outer space (as taken by NASA) along with the saying "I Survived Winter Storm Nemo".

Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Belt Buckle

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

Spiral Of Geological Time (Earth's History Spiral) Coffee Mugs

Showcase the "Spiral Of Geological Time" with any of these gifts that feature Earth's history along a spiral. Take a closer look at eons, epochs, and periods, such as when the dinosaurs flourished. Memorable geological age gifts for all who enjoy learning about Earth's history!

Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Four Card Suits) Card Decks

Playing card for any bridge player featuring the four card suits along with the following truism: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Placemat

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Stickers

If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Custom Letterhead

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Announcement

Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!

Spiral Of Geological Time (Earth's History Spiral) T Shirts

Our Global Biosphere (Global Photosynthesis) Custom Letterhead

Fans of Earth and the environment will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a world map (a composite image) of the global distribution of photosynthesis, including both oceanic phytoplankton and terrestrial vegetation. Includes the caption that says it all: "Our Global Biosphere". No need to wait until Earth Day rolls around to enjoy any of these scientific environmental gifts!

Our Global Biosphere (Global Photosynthesis) Plaques

Alcohol is a Solution in Chemistry Retro Posters

I heart Pi Day - Pi Apparel Gift T Shirt

If you Love Pi (3.14) then this I Heart Pi Day (March 14th) design will show your love of Pi, Math and the day it's celebrated! Clever Pi Day Gifts.

Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Stickers

Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Dry-Erase Whiteboards

Happiness In Life Depends Upon Balanced Gradient Canvas Bag

Are you a happy and balanced person in life? Make others do a double-take on the concept of happiness in life and having a balanced gradient with any of these cell membrane gifts featuring active transport and the sodium-potassium pump. Memorable science humor gifts for all who are happy and balanced!

Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Tees

Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Candy Jar

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Stickers

If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

Magnetic Anomalies Inside (Geomagnetic Polarity) Bumper Sticker

No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to know about the reversals in geomagnetic polarity that led to the conclusion that plate tectonics was a sound theory. Showcase wry geological attitude with any of these geomagnetic polarity gifts featuring the late Cenozoic, along with the saying "Magnetic Anomalies Inside". Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific fun today!

Eleven Glaciers On Mount Hood (Geology Map) Apron

No need to be a mountaineer to enjoy any of these geology map gifts featuring the "Eleven Glaciers On Mount Hood". Earth scientists and Mount Hood fans will enjoy these educational geography gifts year round!

Our Global Biosphere (Global Photosynthesis) Speaker

Monday, February 24, 2014

Are You Paying Attention? (Neuron Synapse Humor) Buttons

Showcase wry anatomical and biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts! Educational, scientific fun includes the common query "Are You Paying Attention?" also with all key labels of the neuron and synapse. Make others do a double-take on the neurons inside of the themselves with any of these science attitude gifts!

Marathon Genes Inside (DNA Replication) T-shirt

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication humor with any of these biology gifts with the saying "Marathon Genes Inside". Marathoners who believe that part of their desire to run marathons is hard-wired into their genes will especially enjoy these educational, scientific attitude gifts!

I Survived Winter Storm Nemo (NASA Outer Space) Custom Letterhead

Blueberry PI Wome's T-Shirt

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System)

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive (Physics) Tee Shirts

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All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive (Physics) Tee Shirts

No need be a physicist to enjoy refractive attitude with any of these gifts featuring Snell's law along with the truism saying "All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational physics humor with these refraction saying illustration gifts!

Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) Tee Shirt

Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

Are You Paying Attention? (Neuron Synapse Humor) Key Chains

Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

I Survived Winter Storm Nemo (NASA Outer Space) Spiral Note Book

Our Global Biosphere (Global Photosynthesis)

Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Apron

Duplicate bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Meet". Make others do a double-take on what the game of duplicate bridge is all about with these bridge saying gifts!

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Are You Paying Attention? (Neuron Synapse Humor) Fridge Magnets

Baseball Pi-tcher - Funny Pi T Shirt

A funny Pi Pi-tcher holding a Baseball! Ready for Pi Day?

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Happiness In Life Depends Upon Balanced Gradient T-shirt

Our Global Biosphere (Global Photosynthesis) Dart Boards

Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Refrigerator Magnet

Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect gifts for all who live in today's wireless world and depend upon the wheelwork of nature!

Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Dart Board

Are you working in the open source world? Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry programmer geek side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar by the side and reading -- what else -- "Da Java Code" along with the following caption: "Open Source Student". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about your role in today's open source world with any of these gifts!

My Life Depends Upon Active Transport (Humor) Buttons

Are you a balanced person in life? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump along with the biological saying "My Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy cell membrane attitude today!