Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) iPhone Speaker
Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
My Life Depends Upon Active Transport (Humor) Buttons
Are you a balanced person in life? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump along with the biological saying "My Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy cell membrane attitude today!
Team Madness (Wonderland Mad Tea Party Humor) Keychain
Are you a mad person? Have you ever been to a mad tea party? Do others think that you have a touch of madness? No need to be a mad person or have been to a mad tea party to enjoy any of these Alice In Wonderland adventure gifts featuring John Tenniel's classic portrait of Alice and the Mad Hatter! Comes with the caption "Team Madness". Showcase to others exactly which side of the world you're on any of these humorous gifts that will make others think twice! Memorable gifts for the psyche!
Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) T Shirts
No need to have a temper to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Includes a picture of pyroclastic flows sweeping down the flanks of Mayon Volcano, Philippines in 1984. Pyroclastic flows are fast-moving currents of hot gas and rock (collectively known as tephra), which travel away from the volcano after an explosive eruption at speeds generally as great as 700 km/h (450 mph. )Earth scientists, geologists, seismologist, volcanologists, and anyone who has a temper will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek geological humor gifts that will keep everyone guessing what exactly you are referring to!
Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Dry Erase Board
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist, chemist, or gardener to enjoy!
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Napkin
Are you working in the open source world? Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry programmer geek side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar by the side and reading -- what else -- "Da Java Code" along with the following caption: "Open Source Student". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about your role in today's open source world with any of these gifts!
There's No Place Like (Home) 127.0.0.1 (Computer) Canvas Bag
No need to be a tech specialist or work in the information technology world to be familiar with localhost and what is known as home. Showcase your wry computer geek side with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 (Home)"!
Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside (Cell Biology) Coffee Mug
If you are looking for some silence -- for some peace and quiet -- you'll enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts featuring silencer RNA, along with the truism saying "Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for anyone looking for some peace and quiet with a dose of science geek humor!
Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag
Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!
How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) Postcards
Yellowstone National Park was the first national park in the world. As many geologists know, Yellowstone Caldera is the largest supervolcano, a volcano capable of producing a super volcanic eruption with ejecta greater than 1,000 cubic kilometers (240 cubic miles), on the North American continent. The caldera is considered an active volcano; it has erupted with tremendous force several times in the last two million years. Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "How Yellowstone Works" from a geological point of view. Memorable gifts for all fans of Yellowstone and supervolcanoes!
Duplicate Bridge Where 50% Game Is An Achievement Bicycle Playing Cards
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the truism saying that other bridge players will wink at: "Duplicate Bridge Where 50% Game Is An Achievement".
Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs
Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!
I heart Pi Day T Shirt
If you Love Pi (3.14) then this I Heart Pi Day (March 14th) design will show your love of Pi, Math and the day it's celebrated!
Kuiper Belt and The Oort Cloud (Astronomy) Aprons
No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of the educational gifts that feature the outer part of our solar system, with a reference to Pluto! Featuring "Kuiper Belt and The Oort Cloud" diagram. Make others do a double-take on the vast reaches of our neighborhood with any of these astronomy diagram attitude gifts!
Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Fridge Magnets
Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!
Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Business Card Template
Physicists will enjoy introducing themselves at any meet and greet with this business card featuring a light cone along with the saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Fans of astrophysics and quantum physics and science fiction will enjoy any of these geek attitude business cards!
Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Coasters
The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!
Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Java Customized Letterhead
Open source Duke fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the title and caption that says it all about a programmer / software engineer's life: "Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Like An Underwater Adventure In A Fishbowl".
Organized Mind Inside (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Dartboard
Showcase your organized side the next time you throw darts at this dartboard featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Organized Mind Inside".
There's No Place Like (Home) 127.0.0.1 (Computer) Aprons
No need to be a tech specialist or work in the information technology world to be familiar with localhost and what is known as home. Showcase your wry computer geek side with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 (Home)"!
Just Keep Coding (Bug Droid Grey Bckgrnd Birthday) Invite
Wish an Android developer or software engineer "Happy Birthday" with any of these customizable birthday invitations featuring Android's Bug droid (bugdroid) in a cheer font by mikan120 that says "Just Keep Coding". Classic geek birthday party invite!
Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Custom Letterhead
Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tshirt
Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!
Mount Saint Helens May 18, 1980 Will Happen Again Shirts
No need to be a geologist, seismologist, or volcanologist to enjoy this picture of Mount Saint Helens erupting on May 18th, 1980. Remind others that another eruption on Mount Saint Helens will happen again with any of these geological gifts! Memorable gifts for all those who were in the Pacific Northwest / Cascade region in mid-May 1980!
Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Post Cards
Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!
Friday, February 21, 2014
Sloppy Statistics T Shirts
Statistics is math with uncertainty. This comical math shirt design demonstrates the difference between mathematicians and statisticians by saying: "Statisticians Are Just Sloppy Mathematicians. Pi = 3 +/- 0.2."
The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) Courier Bag
Showcase your electromagnetic spectrum side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring "The Electromagnetic Spectrum". Educational, scientific physics bag for all who are exposed to electromagnetic fields!
Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Custom Letterhead
Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!
Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Belt Buckles
Are you working in the open source world? Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry programmer geek side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar by the side and reading -- what else -- "Da Java Code" along with the following caption: "Open Source Student". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about your role in today's open source world with any of these gifts!
Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Business Cards
Showcase wry neurobiological humor with any of these business cards that feature a neuron / synapse and comes with the saying "Just Pay Attention". Make others do a double-take and really pay attention the next time you hand out your business card! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific attitude today!
Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Tshirt
Do you see life as nothing but a twisted event? No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who view life from a twisted perspective!
Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England Hand Towels
Featuring a NASA GOES satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo, those who know about the meteorological power behind winter storms will appreciate any of these gifts featuring the following title and caption: "Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England".
Circle PI Numbers Tee
This unique PI design shirt by Cym shows the number PI from 3.14 up to the characters 99999. The PI symbol is embedded in the design, made up out of the numbers of PI itself. A unique t-shirt for all maths loving people.
Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Premium Jewelry Boxes
Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!
Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Puzzle
Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!
Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Shirt
Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the Warhol-like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!
Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity T-shirts
Physics humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring power as a function of time along with the truism saying for our modern times: "Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who know about the definition of power from political and physics perspectives!
Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns Tee Shirts
Do you view life as nothing but a series of twists and turns? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of scientific, educational fun with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns". Make others do a double-take on what life is all about with these biology truism saying gifts today! Featuring double-entendre on the code of life!
Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Napkins
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist, chemist, or gardener to enjoy!
Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Mug
Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!
Thursday, February 20, 2014
I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span Greeting Card
If you have a short attention span, you'll enjoy any of these wry biological and anatomical neuron / synapse humor gifts. Featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse. Make others do a double-take with double-entendre psychological humor with these scientific attitude gifts featuring the saying "I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span". Memorable geek gag gifts for anyone with a short attention span!
Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Shirt
Do you see life as nothing but a twisted event? No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who view life from a twisted perspective!
Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England Tiles
Featuring a NASA GOES satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo, those who know about the meteorological power behind winter storms will appreciate any of these gifts featuring the following title and caption: "Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England".
Inspire Bold Dark Tee Shirt
Attention math teachers - this product is for you! Inspire your students and friends with this play on words including the mathematical symbol of "Pi" in an movement to decrease math anxiety
Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Dartboard
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist, chemist, or gardener to enjoy!
Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Tshirts
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".
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