Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Open Source Attitude Inside (Duke Java Book Chair) Throw Pillows

Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry open source geek sense of humor with this pillow gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair, with guitar at side, reading "Da Java Code". Make others do a double-take the next time you take a nap with this pillow featuring the saying that says it all: "Open Source Attitude Inside".

How Inhibited Are You? (Chemistry Enzyme Kinetics) Mugs

Subtle suggestive scientific attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring Lineweaver–Burk or double-reciprocal plots of kinetic data, showing the significance of the axis intercepts and gradient -- i.e., a linear form of the Michaelis–Menten equation. No need to be a student of enzyme kinetics to ask others this key question: "How Inhibited Are You?" Make others do a double-take today and wonder what you mean and what you are referring to with this ubiquitous suggestive query on any of these scientific humor gifts today!

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Napkins

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

Igneous Is Bliss (Geology Ignorance Is Bliss) Refrigerator Magnet

If you love igneous rock and have studied them in detail, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological attitude gifts featuring the classification scheme for igneous rocks on their mineralogy. As you probably know, igneous rock is formed by magma or lava (molten rock) cooling and becoming solid. The diagram features the mineralogical composition of igneous rocks with decreasing silica (SiO2) content. Make others do a double-take with these scientific truism gifts that include the fun-filled saying "Igneous Is Bliss" (a parody on Ignorance Is Bliss)!

A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Beverage Coaster

Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

Apiarists are made of people!!! greeting cards

Humorous design including the words - Apiarists are made of people!!! A great gift idea for a beekeeper with a sense of humor.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Puzzles

In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Coasters

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life? Business Card Templates

If you wonder whether others are leading and lagging in life, introduce yourself with a dose of wry scientific geek humor with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication and the tongue-in-cheek query: "Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life?" Comes with labels of all key parts to DNA replication, including leading and lagging strands. Make others do a double-take with molecular biology attitude today!

Don't Be So Anal Be Renal (Kidney Nephron) Mugs

Showcase your wry medical geek side with any of these anatomical humor gifts featuring a nephron in a kidney along with the saying "Don't Be So Anal Be Renal". Word-play humor on the word "renal" (real). Make others do a double-take at exactly what you mean with a dose of biological, educational humor today! Memorable gifts for all nephrologists!

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Keepsake Box

White Rabbit Trumpet Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Wonderland Personalized Invite

Showcase your Wonderland side with any of these invitations featuring White Rabbit dressed up as a herald and blowing on a trumpet as drawn by John Tenniel and as found in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what you're announcing with the classic town crier statement: "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"

Igneous Is Bliss (Geology Ignorance Is Bliss) Mug

Big white pi symbol t-shirt

Dark tee shirt featuring a big white pi symbol. Fun shirt for geeks, great for pi-day.

Pi Shirt

Try to remember it all, it's as easy as pi

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Place Mat

Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Drink Coasters

Are you working in the open source world? Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry programmer geek side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar by the side and reading -- what else -- "Da Java Code" along with the following caption: "Open Source Student". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about your role in today's open source world with any of these gifts!

Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Shirt

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!

Study Of Brain Physiology Leonardo da Vinci Poster

Those who work in the medical field will enjoy this Leonardo da Vinci "Study Of Brain Physiology" circa 1508 poster. da Vinci was an artist, inventor, engineer, and a genius before his time. Showcase your brainy classical style today!

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Keepsake Box

Don't Take Gneiss For Granite (Geology Humor) Shirt

No need to be a geologist or geology major to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying gifts featuring gneiss, a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks, along with the saying "Don't Take Gneiss For Granite". It means, of course, "Don't Take Nice For Granted"! Memorable geological attitude gifts for geologists, earth scientists, volcanologists, and anyone who enjoys some gneiss and granite humor!

A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Belt Buckles

I Love Bridge (Four Card Suits) Mugs

Showcase your love for the game of bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying in Love Letters font: "I Love Bridge".

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve Mousepad

Neurologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with all key anatomical labels, along with the saying "Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Memorable gifts for neurologists, surgeons, and anyone who works with nerves!

Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Tshirts

No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

Pi Reversed Mirror Pie Tshirts

Pi (π) Day Tees

This design features the pi symbol (π) with the first 62 digits of pi in a circle around the symbol.

Don't Take Gneiss For Granite (Geology Humor) Tee Shirts

A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Premium Trinket Box

Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Ties

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Scratch Pad

Neuroplasticity Embedded Within (Brain Anatomy) Business Card

No need to be a neurologist or neural surgeon to enjoy timeless anatomical humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Featuring the various parts of the brain, with all key labels, along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take at your next meet and greet at how open you are to learning and demonstrating your neuroplasticity!

Geologists Are So Sedimental (Grand Canyon) Mugs

Geologists will enjoy any of these classic gifts featuring the Grand Canyon, along with the scientific truism saying that is a word play on the word "sentimental". Says: "Geologists Are So Sedimental". Make others do a double-take at any of these word play gifts on the word "sedimental" and "sentimental" -- regardless of how you feel about geology!

Be Careful Of What You Drink Judgement Wonderland Posters

Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with this poster featuring Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Featuring the sound advice that is an interpretation of the drawing: "Be Careful Of What You Drink ... All Types Of Drink Can Affect Your Size And/Or Your Judgement". Make others do a double-take the next time they drink anything with this Wonderland drinking humor poster!

Monday, February 17, 2014

Pi to the Hundredth Decimal Place Tshirt

the hundred digits after the decimal for Pi, set in a spiral pattern around the Greek symbol for the value.

What Stage Of Sleep Are You In? Coffee Mug

In the medical field, during Stage 2 of sleep, no eye movement occurs, and dreaming is very rare. EEG recordings tend to show characteristic "sleep spindles" and "K-complexes" during this stag. Showcase your wry health and medical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Stage 2 of sleep along with the ubiquitous query: "What Stage Of Sleep Are You In?" Perfect gift for anyone who pulls too many late-nighters!

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Folio Planner

Geologists Are Into Dating (Geological Humor) T-shirt

No need to be a geologist or geochemist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the science truism "Geologists Are Into Dating". Featuring Grand Canyon stratigraphy, with three types of rocks. Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean by "dating" -- whether love life dating or radiometric dating -- with any of these double-entendre gifts!

Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Posters

If you are a fan of Lewis Carroll's mythical creature, the Jabberwock, you'll enjoy this poster featuring the full "Jabberwocky" poem by Lewis Carroll as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and illustrated by John Tenniel. Memorable, delightful poem with lots of onomatopoeia!

Stylish Periodic Table - Blue & Black Tshirts

"periodic table", periodic, table, science, chemistry, chem, physics, elements, element, metals, "non-metals", groups, sciency, sciencey, educational, education, geek, nerd, geeky, nerdy, black, blue, teal, turquoise, stylish, contemporary, modern, elegant, cool, "science teacher", "educational resource", "educational resources", chemist, physicist, knowledge, student, study, scientist,

Long Running Pi - Funny Pi Guy Tees

Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt

Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success iPad Folio Case

Motivational and inspirational quote by Thomas Edison for all those who never give up. Celebrate your persevering attitude today with this Thomas Edison quotation Dodo case gift featuring Edison's timeless and inspirational words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Drink Coasters

To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question Bridge Tee Shirt

If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare!