Monday, February 17, 2014

Stay In The Moment Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Travel Bag Tags


Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Stay In The Moment Play Bridge".

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Card Suits) Mugs


No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

Medical Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts


Do you have a family history of relatives working in the field of medicine? Showcase your wry genetics sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Medical Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on the medical family that is part of your heritage from a genetics perspective today!

Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm Record Books Dry Erase Whiteboard


Meteorologists and fans of earth science will enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of Winter Storm Nemo along with the following title and caption: "Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm For The Record Books".

Happy Pi Day and Beyond Shirt


March 14th is Pi Day. Pi represents the relationship between a circle’s diameter (its width) and its circumference (the distance around the circle). The decimal representation of π is 3.141592653. The first 3 numbers are 3.14 which can look like March 14. Have fun and Celebrate!

Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Hand Towel


No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Conversation Quote Post Cards


Memorable Wonderland quote gifts for all fans of Alice and Humpty Dumpty. Featuring the following conversation in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Make others do a double-take over the versatility of certain words with any of these Wonderland quotation gifts!

The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Pillows


Showcase your educational, scientific, photosynthetic side with this pillow featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "The Making Of ATP".

I Play Bridge During Morning Noon And Night Tags For Luggage


Showcase your bridge/duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that is extremely applicable to bridge tournament participants: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon And Night".

Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Neuron / Synapse) Business Cards


If you are sometimes thoughtful or pensive, then you'll realize that "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with any of these anatomical business cards featuring a neuron / synapse and this truism saying. Memorable inspirational scientific business cards for the thoughtful!

Medical Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts


Do you have a family history of relatives working in the field of medicine? Showcase your wry genetics sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Medical Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on the medical family that is part of your heritage from a genetics perspective today!

Navy Blue Pi Symbol T-shirt


A navy blue pi symbol for Pi Day.

Where Have I Seen This Before? Blood Cells Magnet


No need to be a scientist or medical researcher to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these electron microscope (under a scanning electron microscope) gifts with the query "Where Have I Seen This Before?". Featuring the following caption: "Hint: Just Look At A Red Blood Cell, Platelet, and White Blood Cell (Leukocyte) Under An Electron Microscope".

Do Stratigraphy Because Geology Rocks T Shirts


Are you into stratigraphy, the study of the different layers of rock on Earth? No need to be a die-hard geologist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different rock layers found in the Grand Canyon, along with the scientific truism saying "Do Stratigraphy Because Geology Rocks". Memorable layers of rock gifts for all!

Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Conversation Quote Post Cards


Memorable Wonderland quote gifts for all fans of Alice and Humpty Dumpty. Featuring the following conversation in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Make others do a double-take over the versatility of certain words with any of these Wonderland quotation gifts!

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Pi Day Pirates - 3.14% of Sailors are PIrates! Tshirts


Math Laughs are funny math tees formulated to make a smile

Open Source Attitude Inside (Duke Java Book Chair) Towels


Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair, with guitar at side, reading "Da Java Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the saying that says it all: "Open Source Attitude Inside".

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Laptop Bag


Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Messenger Bags


Showcase your Wonderland attitude with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated with the Jabberwock creature by John Tenniel. Nonsensical poetry fun for whenever you travel and slay beasts!

Yes The Earth Moves (Plate Tectonics Earthquakes) Mouse Pad


No need to be a fan of earthquakes to enjoy any of these plate tectonics gifts featuring a map of the Earth along with its various plates and the direction that each plate is moving in centimeters each year. Make others do a double-take on how "Yes, The Earth Moves" with any of these seismological truism saying gifts today!

Unit Circle funny math trigonometry T Shirt


the unit circle is one of the most important , pi radians day

Nikola Tesla Our Machinery Will Be Driven By Power Posters


Showcase your wry electrical engineer wireless side with this poster gift featuring a black-and-white portrait of Serbian-American genius Nikola Tesla along with one of his quotations: "Ere Many Generations Pass, Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable At Any Point Of the Universe".

Open Source Attitude Inside (Duke Java Book Chair) Rectangular Belt Buckles


Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair, with guitar at side, reading "Da Java Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the saying that says it all: "Open Source Attitude Inside".

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards


Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Pet ID Tags


Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Dart Board


Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

I Love Beekeeping (Bee) Bags For Laptop


Beekeepers and apiarists who love beekeeping will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a bee along with the saying "I Love Beekeeping" in Love Letters font!

Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Poker Cards


Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

Friday, February 14, 2014

Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs


Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

Life Is Nothing More Than A Cutting Edge Existence Shirt


Existential molecular biological attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication and the saying "Life Is Nothing More Than A Cutting Edge Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biological humor today!

Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm Record Books Ceramic Tile


Meteorologists and fans of earth science will enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of Winter Storm Nemo along with the following title and caption: "Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm For The Record Books".

Pink-e Pi (Reprise) Shirt


Another twist on the subtle symbolism representing a certain pony through a musical reference.

Always Good Timely Efforts Delay Procrastination Mouse Pads


Make others do a double-take with a dose of Wonderland humor style with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the truism that will make others wonder exactly what you are trying to say on the subject of procrastination: "It is always good to be timely in your efforts to delay your procrastination." Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans who procrastinate too much and need some advice on how to put it off in a timely manner! What a juxtaposition!

Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Postcards


Is there a volcano inside of you? Make others do a double-take with wry geological humor with any of these gifts featuring an active volcano and the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Make others do a double-take about what's going on inside of you with these earth science attitude gifts!

The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Premium Jewelry Boxes


Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

Science Lab Birthday Announcements


Have a mad scientist birthday party with this unique and fun science lab design. Customize text as needed.

Where Tornadoes Strike Around The World (Map) Pinback Button


Meteorologists and geographers will enjoy this world map featuring the locations of where tornadoes strike around the world shaded in peach on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take as to where a tornado can strike in the United States!

Come to the Dork Side...We have PI Shirts


Come to the Dork Side...We have PI, Funny geek tees and gifts

Nikola Tesla Power (Obama-Like Poster) Aprons


Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized today's wireless world. "Father of the Radio" and winner in the "War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla's contributions to the revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries shaped how we live today. Showcase wry geek humor with any of these Nikola Tesla portrait gifts, with Tesla in an Obama-like Change / Hope poster -- with the caption, as applied to Tesla, being "Power". Educational historical significant applies to the use of the word "power", since power, in the scientific as opposed to political sense, is synonymous with Tesla's contributions. Tesla is known for the Tesla effect of wireless energy transfer to wirelessly power electronic devices. Electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, physicists, inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy these memorable gifts. No need to be involved in political change to be revolutionary as Tesla was!

Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation Playing Cards


Showcase your wry open source software side with a dose of geek humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot along with the saying "Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor today! For all who need a mental vacation in order to get reenergized!

Study Of Brain Physiology Leonardo da Vinci Poster


Those who work in the medical field will enjoy this Leonardo da Vinci "Study Of Brain Physiology" circa 1508 poster. da Vinci was an artist, inventor, engineer, and a genius before his time. Showcase your brainy classical style today!

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Coasters


Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

Losing One's Mind Won't Solve Anything (Brain) Postcards


Have you lost your mind at times? Showcase your wry sense of anatomical wit and wisdom with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain, along with the saying "Losing One's Mind Won't Solve Anything". Memorable medical and anatomical gifts for all who are rational people with brains!

Tick-Season Is Here Got Blood-Sucking Parasites On T Shirt


If you have ever had tick-bites, you'll enjoy any of these wry health and medicine humor gifts featuring instructions on how to remove a tick safely from you skin. Includes the saying "Tick-Season Is Here" along with the following query / rhetorical question: "Got Any Blood-Sucking Parasites On You?" Make others do a double-take on what tick season is all about with these instructional health and medicine attitude gifts today!

Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcano) Fridge Magnet


Is there a volcano inside of you? Make others do a double-take with wry geological humor with any of these gifts featuring an active volcano and the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Make others do a double-take about what's going on inside of you with these earth science attitude gifts!

Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Coffee Mugs


Wonderland humor and attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice with her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what can happen after taking a drink: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink". Showcase your Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these Wonderland attitude gifts today!

The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Premium Jewelry Boxes


Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

I Play Bridge During Morning Noon And Night Tags For Luggage


Showcase your bridge/duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that is extremely applicable to bridge tournament participants: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon And Night".

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Life Is Just Copied DNA (DNA Replication) T Shirts


Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Just Copied DNA". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific humor with these biological realism saying gifts today!

Just Be Prepared For Wacky Weather Post Cards


No need to be a meteorologist or weather fan to enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts featuring the El Niño/La Niña-Southern Oscillation, or ENSO, a quasiperiodic climate pattern that occurs across the tropical Pacific Ocean roughly every five years. ENSO is frequently the cause of extreme weather such as floods and droughts in many regions of the world. Showcase your knowledge of El Niño & La Niña with a dose of weather-related humor with the saying that is applicable to anyone who lives in the United States: "Just Be Prepared For Wacky Weather".