Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Monday, February 10, 2014
Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Fish Tank) Drink Coaster
Showcase your wry open source software engineer / software developer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Includes the caption that all programmers can relate to: "Just Chillin' ". Make others do a double-take about the wacky world of software development with a dose of fishbowl sense of style today!
Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Pin
Showcase your renal side with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the caption "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of renal / real attitude today!
Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Postcards
No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!
Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 5 Covers
Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!
Apiary - The Beekeeper Refrigerator Magnets
The Apiarist keeps bees at bay. They are also know as the bee keeper, often donned in gloves, a suit, a helmet, they look a bit like a really cheap looking knight. Only this knight has the power of bees in their control, and with the right dance, they can instruct the bees to do whatever it is they want. Whether it's to make honey, or form shapes in the sky. The equipment they wear prevents the stinging sensation they often receive when messing around with the bees house.
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Pistachio Pi-stache-io Mustache Tshirts
Pistachios! The only way they could be more awesome is if there was a mustache involved! Then, they would absolutely, positively, Fan-stache-tic!
Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Premium Trinket Boxes
Fans of wireless and electrical engineering will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Nikola Tesla's infamous AC dynamo patent. Comes with the caption: "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable geek attitude gifts for all!
Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Placemat
Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).
Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Business Cards
Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!
Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Dartboard
Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Gastroenterology Is A Gutsy Profession Mug
Gastroenterologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the saying "Gastroenterology Is A Gutsy Profession". Scientific truism saying if there ever was one!
Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 5 Covers
Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!
Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts
No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Pillow
Fans of organisms that produce their own food (autotrophs) will enjoy napping on this pillow featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Photoautotrophile". Classic green energy geek humor pillow gift for anyone interested in sustainability!
Bee Fearless (Bee On Yellow Flower) Tag For Bags
Showcase your bee attitude with any of these gifts featuring a bee collecting pollen on a yellow flower along with the truism saying that all beekeepers can agree with: "Bee Fearless". Make others do a double-take on bees today with these memorable bee advice saying gifts!
Sunday, February 09, 2014
It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Neuron Wall Sticker
Showcase your wry neurological side with this wall decal featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now".
Genealogical Researcher Inside (DNA Replication) T-shirt
If you love investigating family history and lineage, you'll enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genealogical Researcher Inside". Make others do a double-take on both genes and genealogy with a dose of scientific fun today!
Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm Record Books Memo Notepads
Meteorologists and fans of earth science will enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of Winter Storm Nemo along with the following title and caption: "Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm For The Record Books".
Pi sPiral T-shirt
Colorful, fun depiction of pi to more than one hundred places. Great for math lovers. Wear it on Pi Day.
Our Solar System In A Nutshell Cloth Napkins
No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".
Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) Posters
Poster featuring a comparison of the wavelengths of the "Electromagnetic Spectrum". Educational, scientific info for all who are affected by electromagnetic radiation.
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Dartboard With Darts
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your wry scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.
Revel In The Life Of Cards Play Duplicate Bridge Tag For Luggage
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound duplicate bridge advice: "Revel In The Life Of The Cards Play Duplicate Bridge".
HONEY BEE, BEEKEPER MONOGRAM iPhone 5 COVERS
Backside of an ancient money from Mileto 415-394 a.C. Elegant ,classy ,colorful apiarist design with a 3D topaz gem stone easily customizable with your initial.
Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar
Witty and wry neurological sayings featuring a neuron / synapse along with the a different saying each month in this "Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar". No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical fun throughout the year!
On The Cusp Of A Revolution In Systems Biology DNA T-shirt
If you think about biological organisms in terms of inputs and outputs, you'll enjoy showcasing your systems biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "On The Cusp Of A Revolution In Systems Biology". Biotechnologists will enjoy these educational, scientific attitude gifts where a biological revolution awaits!
Pi Number Spiral Design Shirts
Pi number design. Good choice for anybody with interest in mathematics, sciences, engineering, history, etc. Fascinating smart people for a long time. You can add text to personalize.
Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm Record Books iPad Mini Case
Meteorologists and fans of earth science will enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of Winter Storm Nemo along with the following title and caption: "Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm For The Record Books".
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Belt Buckle
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your wry scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.
Bee On A Flower Puzzle
Bee On A Flower Puzzle. This photo is made by professional photographer. Great quality product, unique & stylish design. Don't miss opportunity to get this.
I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge Candy Dishes
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge".
Saturday, February 08, 2014
On The Cusp Of A Revolution In Systems Biology DNA Tshirt
If you think about biological organisms in terms of inputs and outputs, you'll enjoy showcasing your systems biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "On The Cusp Of A Revolution In Systems Biology". Biotechnologists will enjoy these educational, scientific attitude gifts where a biological revolution awaits!
Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle
Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Printed Napkins
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your wry scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.
I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge Luggage Tags
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge".
I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Wall Clock
No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics (DNA Replication)".
I'm Gneiss Don't Take Me For Granite (Rock Humor) Refrigerator Magnet
Showcase your wry geological and earth science side with any of these gifts featuring gneiss, along with the following scientific saying: "I'm Gneiss Don't Take Me For Granite". Double-entendre humor that means the following as well: "I'm Nice Don't Take Me For Granted". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with any of these gneiss attitude gifts!
Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases
Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Place Mat
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your wry scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.
I'd Rather Be Beekeeping (Bee On Barberry Flower) Messenger Bag
Showcase your wry beekeeper attitude the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring a bee on a barberry flower along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you'd rather do: "I'd Rather Be Beekeeping". Memorable beekeeper gift for any apiarist!
Friday, February 07, 2014
Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Premium Keepsake Box
If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!
Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) T Shirts
No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!
If You Can't Hear What I Am Saying (Ear Anatomy) Shirts
Otolaryngologists and audiologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an anatomical diagram of the human ear along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you have a conversation with them: "If You Can't Hear What I Am Saying It's Time To Get Your Hearing Checked".
I'm Gneiss Don't Take Me For Granite (Rock Humor) Button
Showcase your wry geological and earth science side with any of these gifts featuring gneiss, along with the following scientific saying: "I'm Gneiss Don't Take Me For Granite". Double-entendre humor that means the following as well: "I'm Nice Don't Take Me For Granted". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with any of these gneiss attitude gifts!
Alcohol is a solution tee shirt
Not to get technical... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
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