Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Friday, February 07, 2014
Hebbian Learning Cells That Fire Together Wire Note Book
Showcase your wry neurological side with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying regarding Hebbian learning: "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together Wire Together". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!
Programmer DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt
Programmers or anyone who just loves to program will enjoy wry DNA replication attitude with any of these gifts featuring the code of life along with the saying "Programmer DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take on the origins of your programming skills today with a dose of scientific humor!
Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Dart Board
If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!
Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Fish Tank) Customized Letterhead
Showcase your wry open source software engineer / software developer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Includes the caption that all programmers can relate to: "Just Chillin' ". Make others do a double-take about the wacky world of software development with a dose of fishbowl sense of style today!
My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant iPhone 5 Covers
Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!
If You Can't Hear What I Am Saying (Ear Anatomy) Memo Pad
Otolaryngologists and audiologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an anatomical diagram of the human ear along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you have a conversation with them: "If You Can't Hear What I Am Saying It's Time To Get Your Hearing Checked".
Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid iPad Mini Case
Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Premium Keepsake Box
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your wry scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.
If Bridge Is Just A Game Grand Canyon Hole In AZ Bag Tags
Showcase your wry bridge player sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying for all bridge players who take the game seriously: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona".
Thursday, February 06, 2014
I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span Note Pads
Showcase wry neurological and psychological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span". Memorable tongue-in-cheek double entendre scientific humor gifts for all who are forgetful or with attention deficit disorder!
Pi keep calm and love math slogan tshirts
A product featuring pi keep calm and love math design. This product is great for pi day
Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny Magnet
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geological attitude with any of these gifts featuring plate tectonics and the three types of plate boundaries along with the following truism saying "Geologists Are Seduced By Subduction & Orogeny". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of educational, scientific plate tectonic humor today! Great gifts for any geologist or earth scientist!
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Premium Keepsake Box
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your wry scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.
Keep Calm and Party With an Apiarist Wristlet Purses
Please vist my gallery zazzle.com/jobgifts for more Apiarist tshirts, mugs, hats and other Keep Calm and Party With an Apiarist gifts. Use the search tool at my store to find other Apiarist merchandise. Keep Calm and Party With an Apiarist products avaiable on tshirts,sweatshirts,kids shirts, infant onsies, stickers, magnets, and much more Apiarist clothing fully customizable to your specifcations. If you like what you see, please link to my store (http://ift.tt/1k2rSiz) or email a friend.
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Beverage Coasters
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Cardiologists Just Go With The Flow (Circulatory) Keychains
Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key arteries and veins of the circulatory system along with the saying "Cardiologists Just Go With The Flow".
When Deadlines Approach... Aaarrrggghhh Bugdroid Premium Jewelry Box
No need to work with Android to enjoy any of these wry software developer / software engineer humor gifts featuring three bug droids (bugdroids) on a ghost ship along with the truism saying for all who have ever had to work toward a deadline or two. Saying says it all: "When Deadlines Approach... Aaarrrggghhh!". Make others do a double-take regarding the deadline driven environment that you work in with any of these memorable software engineer attitude gifts!
The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) Pinback Buttons
No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!
Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) Wall Clock
Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!
Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Letterhead Design
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your wry scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.
Gd - Groundhog Day Chemistry Element Symbol Tee Pins
Gd is for Groundhog Day
Support the science of chemistry while making others laugh with this line of products that take the chemical symbol from the periodic table that you're used to and give them another meaning altogether.
Keep Calm and Love an Apiarist Travel Accessories Bags
Please vist my gallery zazzle.com/jobgifts for more Apiarist tshirts, mugs, hats and other Keep Calm and Love an Apiarist gifts. Use the search tool at my store to find other Apiarist merchandise. Keep Calm and Love an Apiarist products avaiable on tshirts,sweatshirts,kids shirts, infant onsies, stickers, magnets, and much more Apiarist clothing fully customizable to your specifcations. If you like what you see, please link to my store (http://ift.tt/1k2rSiz) or email a friend.
Wednesday, February 05, 2014
Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks
Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!
Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) iPhone 5 Cases
Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!
When Deadlines Approach... Aaarrrggghhh Bugdroid Premium Keepsake Box
No need to work with Android to enjoy any of these wry software developer / software engineer humor gifts featuring three bug droids (bugdroids) on a ghost ship along with the truism saying for all who have ever had to work toward a deadline or two. Saying says it all: "When Deadlines Approach... Aaarrrggghhh!". Make others do a double-take regarding the deadline driven environment that you work in with any of these memorable software engineer attitude gifts!
The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T Shirts
No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile
Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.
Keep Calm and Hug an Apiarist Wristlet Clutches
Please vist my gallery zazzle.com/jobgifts for more Apiarist tshirts, mugs, hats and other Keep Calm and Hug an Apiarist gifts. Use the search tool at my store to find other Apiarist merchandise. Keep Calm and Hug an Apiarist products avaiable on tshirts,sweatshirts,kids shirts, infant onsies, stickers, magnets, and much more Apiarist clothing fully customizable to your specifcations. If you like what you see, please link to my store (http://ift.tt/1k2rSiz) or email a friend.
I Ate Some Pie And It Was Delicious Tees
I ate some pi and it was delicious or add my own text to this customizable math humor tshirt .. nerd and geek humor tee by Ricaso
Nikola Tesla Harnessed Cosmic Rays Motive Device Premium Jewelry Box
Genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized the world as we know it today. Celebrate our wireless world with any of these timeless Nikola Tesla quote gifts that has his memorable quote: "I have harnessed the cosmic rays and caused them to operate a motive device." Perfect gifts for electrical engineers and all who love our wireless world!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Dart Board
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
All Geared Up To Think (Gears Brain) Wallclock
Are you all geared up to think? Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring different gears in the form of a outlined brain along with the following truism saying: "All Geared Up To Think".
Remember: Prokaryotes Rule The World (Bacterium) Stamp
Showcase your wry microbiology side with a dose of biology geek attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a prokaryote (bacterium) along with the following saying: "Remember: Prokaryotes Rule The World". Makes a great gift for any microbiologist or bacteriologist!
I Dreamt Last Night Sailing High Seas Bug Droid Rectangular Belt Buckle
Do you code in your dreams? No need to be an Android software developer to enjoy any of these wry software engineer / software development gifts featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship along with the saying "I Dreamt Last Night That I Was Sailing On The High Seas". Make others do a double-take regarding what you dream about with any of these computer geek humor gifts!
Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Pins
Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!
If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Dinner Plate
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!
Just Being Bee Busy (Bee On Yellow Flower) Lunch Boxes
Showcase your wry beekeeper / apiarist attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring a bee on a yellow flower along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how busy you truly are with bees: "Just Being Bee Busy". Great lunchbox gift for any fan of bees, the pollinators of around 1/3 of what we eat!
Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tag
Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!
Tuesday, February 04, 2014
Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron Synapse) Puzzle
Wry anatomical neuron / synapse attitude is found on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological fun with these memorable neuronal saying gifts!
Programmer DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt
Programmers or anyone who just loves to program will enjoy wry DNA replication attitude with any of these gifts featuring the code of life along with the saying "Programmer DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take on the origins of your programming skills today with a dose of scientific humor!
Tau Day Shirt
Tshirt to celebrate Tau, because Pi is just Wrong! Shirt has Tau to the 2076th decimal place.
Mad Scientist Party Invitation
A detailed mad scientist design that is perfect for birthdays or Halloween festivities. Original vector art by Night Owl's Menagerie, 2013.
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Mad Scientist birthday party theme by NightOwlsMenagerie
Cat Lover Genes Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt
Showcase your wry feline molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Cat Lover Genes Inside". Memorable scientific humor gifts for all feline fans!
We have Pi Tee Shirts
Come to the dork side, we have Pi funny nerd quote math algebra pi number logo symbol
Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Planner
Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Ceramic Tiles
If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!
If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Premium Jewelry Boxes
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!
Keep Calm and Trust an Apiarist Travel Accessory Bag
Please vist my gallery zazzle.com/jobgifts for more Apiarist tshirts, mugs, hats and other Keep Calm and Trust an Apiarist gifts. Use the search tool at my store to find other Apiarist merchandise. Keep Calm and Trust an Apiarist products avaiable on tshirts,sweatshirts,kids shirts, infant onsies, stickers, magnets, and much more Apiarist clothing fully customizable to your specifcations. If you like what you see, please link to my store (http://ift.tt/1k2rSiz) or email a friend.
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