Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Monday, February 03, 2014
Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Tshirts
Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!
Are Winter Storms Like Nemo Fluke Or New Reality? Folio Planners
Showcase your meteorological sense of style with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo taken by NASA along with the following ponderous caption: "Are Winter Storms Like Nemo A Fluke Or The New Reality In A World Of Climate Change?"
Catalyst For Second Industrial Revolution N. Tesla Party Plate
No need to be an electrical engineer or a mechanical engineer to understand the contributions of wireless genius Nikola Tesla. Serbian American Nikola Tesla was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity. Tesla is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and his patents and theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current (AC) electric power systems, including the polyphase system of electrical distribution and the AC motor. His work essentially helped usher in the Second Industrial Revolution. Showcase Tesla's long lasting contributions to the world with any of these Nikola Tesla gifts with the heading "Catalyst For The Second Industrial Revolution". Make others do a double-take about how we evolved to the wireless society that we live in today with these timeless engineering attitude gifts!
Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Beverage Coasters
If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Premium Gift Boxes
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Belt Buckles
Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring unofficial mascot Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on its belly along with the following caption in Droid font: "Grow The Ecosystem". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Rectangular Belt Buckles
No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!
Keep Calm and Listen to an Apiarist Beverage Coasters
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Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Travel Bag Tags
When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!
Sunday, February 02, 2014
Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Stationery
If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features all key anatomical parts of the neuron / synapse and which says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect geek humor gifts for all who do not pay attention!
Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt
Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!
Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Lunch Boxes
Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." Great lunchbox gift for any electrical engineer or scientist or clear thinker!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Jigsaw Puzzles
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Gallery Wrapped Canvas
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!
Steampunk - Apiary - The hive Pin
In the distant future, bees will all be extinct, killed off by humans taking their primary food (honey), and replacing it with synthetics. Many died off due to parasites due to the fungicides we put on things. Scientists invented a robotic bee that does the same thing as a normal bee does, but because due to the laws of nature and robotics, they became sentient. Each bee is evolved with an all seeing eye in the back and utilized lasers to defend themselves. Because the honey is no longer needed as food for themselves, the honey is stored and refined in great big towers. Robo-Bee's as they call them, maintain the honey. The honey is dispensed in a controlled manner by the bees themselves.
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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Plaques
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!
My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes
If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!
I Dreamt Last Night Sailing High Seas Bug Droid Rectangular Belt Buckle
Do you code in your dreams? No need to be an Android software developer to enjoy any of these wry software engineer / software development gifts featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship along with the saying "I Dreamt Last Night That I Was Sailing On The High Seas". Make others do a double-take regarding what you dream about with any of these computer geek humor gifts!
Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier
Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!
Be As Sweet As A Rose Can Be (Bee On A Red Rose) Rectangular Belt Buckles
Beekeepers and apiarists who love roses will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a red rose along with the saying "Be As Sweet As A Rose Can Be" in Love Letters font. Customizable gifts that suitable for any occasion involved bees and roses! For all bee fans who are as sweet as a rose can be!
Saturday, February 01, 2014
Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Plate
If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Memo Pads
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Card Deck
Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!
Acoustic Drums Inside (Anatomy Of Human Ear) Wall Clocks
Ear doctors and otolaryngologists will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical gifts featuring all key parts of the human ear, including tympanic membrane, along with the following truism saying: "Acoustic Drums Inside". Make others do a double-take at how they can hear with a dose of otolaryngological attitude today with these memorable human ear canal saying gifts!
It Was That Kind Of Dream (Android Ghost Ship) Belt Buckle
No need to be a software developer or software engineer to enjoy any of these Android bug droid humor gifts featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship. Computer engineer truism says it all: "It Was That Kind Of Dream". Wry software coder attitude gifts for all who stare at the screen for a long time and have dreams -- and nightmares!
Legion of Evil Apiarists Beverage Pitcher
Funny logo design for bee keepers. Includes the words "World Legion of Evil Apiarists".
Words & Unwords Neurological Sayings 2014 Calendar
Neurologists, scientists, psychologists, and thinkers will enjoy neurological humor throughout the year with this Words & Unwords Neurological Sayings 2014 Calendar featuring an illustration of a neuron / synapse along with a funny and/or thoughtful saying. 14 designs included, one for each month plus one for the front cover and one for the back cover. Make others do a double-take throughout the year with a dose of wry anatomical humor today!
Singles DNA Inside No Need To Replicate Pattern T Shirt
Are you single and prefer to be single? Perhaps it is because you have singles DNA inside of you? Have you consciously decided that you are not going to have any children and/or get married? Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Singles DNA Inside - No Need To Replicate My DNA Pattern". Make everyone do a double-take on whether you truly have singles DNA -- or whether you are single by choice alone -- with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biological geek humor today!
Harnessing A Waterfall Sun's Energy Tesla Quote iPad Mini Cases
No need to be a hydro power enthusiast to understand the power of a waterfall in nature. Showcase electrical engineer and wireless genius Nikola Tesla and his foresight into harnessing energy with any of these memorable quote gifts on the more effective way to harness energy: "It should be borne in mind that electrical energy obtained by harnessing a waterfall is probably fifty times more effective than fuel energy. Since this is the most perfect way of rendering the sun's energy available, the direction of the future material development of man is clearly indicated." Memorable quotation from Tesla who was clearly way ahead of his time!
Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Placemats
If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Personalized Letterhead
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Ghost Ship Madness Within (Developer Bug Droid) Belt Buckles
Software developers who work with Android code will enjoy any of these computer programmer humor gifts featuring a ghost ship along with the saying "Ghost Ship Madness Within". Make others do a double-take at how long you stare at code with any of these software developer attitude gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Just Showing You My Heart (Anatomical Heart) Decals For 15" Laptops
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of a human heart from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy, along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with any of these heart anatomy gifts!
Have A Gneiss Day! (Geology Humor Have A Nice Day) Note Pads
Gneiss, pronounced 'nice', is a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific attitude with any of these word play gifts with a drawing of gneiss and the geological truism saying "Have A Gneiss Day!"
Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch
Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!
Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Custom Letterhead
No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!
Renegade Apiarists Beverage Pitcher
Humorous, over the top logo design for bee keepers with an attitude! Includes the words "American Society of Renegade Apiarists".
Friday, January 31, 2014
Remember Not All Viruses Look Alike (Virology) T Shirt
No need to be a biologist or virologist to know that not all viruses look alike. Showcase wry educational biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring three different forms of viruses: bacteriophage, animal virus, and retrovirus. Includes label of where DNA is located in each viral type. Make others do a double-take during any flu season or epidemic with any of these science humor gifts!
Distracted Nerves Inside (Synapse) Postcards
Are you frequently distracted? No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy any of these anatomical neuron / synapse gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Educational biology fun for all with "Distracted Nerves Inside". Perfect attention getting gag gift for busy people!
Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Belt Buckle
Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!
If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Mug
Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring messenger RNA, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with a scientific attitude today!
Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirt
Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.
Economic Transmission Of Power Without Wires Post Cards
Showcase your wireless side with this infamous quote by wireless genius and "Father of the Radio" Nikola Tesla. Quote says: "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man." Timeless Tesla quotation gifts for those who understand the importance of our wireless world today!
Controlled Chaos Same Difference (Oxymorons) T Shirts
Would you frequently describe your life as "controlled chaos"? Do you see life as exuding the same difference, from time to time? Showcase wry oxymoronic humor with any of these gifts featuring a pair of oxymorons -- controlled chaos and same difference. Memorable truism saying gifts for all who are linguistically inclined and who lead a life of opposites!
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