Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Thursday, January 02, 2014
Keep Calm and Trust the Apiarist Cover For The iPad
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Raspberry Pi Black Tee
Black Tee Shirt with a raspberry filled pi symbol. Great for techies who are fans of the "Raspberry Pi" mini computer.
Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Posters
Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on this poster. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect poster gift for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!
I Love My Rat Poison (It's Also Known As Warfarin) iPhone 5 Covers
If you are on warfarin, the blood thinner medication, you'll enjoy any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the warfarin chemical structure along with the saying in Love Letters font: "I Love My Rat Poison (It's Also Known As Warfarin)." Make others do a double-take about the medication known as warfarin today!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!
I Wear This Shirt Periodically
Wear this periodic table shirt periodically. You'll be in your element. Science and chemistry must be taken responsibly and in moderation.
Keep Calm and Trust an Apiarist iPad Cover
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Wednesday, January 01, 2014
Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt
Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!
Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Ornaments
Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!
The Origin Of Desire Begins In the Hypothalamus Wrist Watch
Showcase your wry medical, anatomical geek love sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a brain scan along with a red arrow pointing to the location of the hypothalamus in the brain along with the following scientific truism saying: "The Origin Of Desire Begins In The Hypothalamus".
My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes
If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Ornaments
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!
I Wear This Shirt Periodically
Wear this periodic table shirt periodically. You'll be in your element. Science and chemistry must be taken responsibly and in moderation.
Keep Calm and Listen to the Apiarist Case For The iPad
Please vist my gallery zazzle.com/jobgifts for more Apiarist tshirts, mugs, hats and other Keep Calm and Listen to the Apiarist gifts. Use the search tool at my store to find other Apiarist merchandise. Keep Calm and Listen to the Apiarist products avaiable on tshirts,sweatshirts,kids shirts, infant onsies, stickers, magnets, and much more Apiarist clothing fully customizable to your specifcations. If you like what you see, please link to my store (www.zazzle.com/jobgifts) or email a friend.
Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Tshirts
Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!
I Ate Some Pie and It Was Delicious Tee Shirt
√-1 2³ Σ π (I ate some pie)....and it was delicious! Express your knowledge of mathematics...and your appetite. Eat some Pi! Geeky gift for the nerd in us all. Did we mention pie?
My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes
If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!
Just Showing You My Heart (Anatomical Heart) Decals For 15" Laptops
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of a human heart from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy, along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with any of these heart anatomy gifts!
I Wear This Shirt Periodically
Wear this periodic table shirt periodically. You'll be in your element. Science and chemistry must be taken responsibly and in moderation.
Keep Calm and Listen to an Apiarist Cake Toppers
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Pi or Pie? T-shirts
Pi Anyone? How many decimal places can you go?
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Mass Spring Damper (Physics) Shirt
Do you work with springs? No need to be a physicist to enjoy wry educational scientific humor with any of these physics attitude gifts feauring the mass spring damper. Make others do a double-take at the physics involved in any spring-based system with a dose of mechanics fun!
No Guts No Glory (Digestive System Anatomy Humor) Magnet
If you eat and have a digestive system, you'll enjoy any of these wry anatomical humor gifts featuring the digestive system, complete with all key labels. Includes the truism saying that is applicable in sport and in life: "No Guts No Glory". Make others do a double-take today with tongue-in-cheek medical humor fun!
Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Invitation
Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!
Binder - Bee Keeping Records
Personalize this binder for use in tracking your records of annual beekeeping information. Cover shows bees approaching bright yellow sunflower. Text above: "Bee Keeping Records" On Spine "Annual Records - 2011" may be customized to your wishes. On back, personalize the contact information for the beekeeper.
Constitutional DNA (DNA Replication) T-shirts
The field of biotechnology and patents are growing by leaps and bounds these days. Showcase wry molecular biology humor with this DNA replication attitude gift tee that says "Constitutional DNA". No need to be a legal scholar or biotechnologist to enjoy! Perfect gift for those interested in sociobiology and/or biotechnology and its impact on society!
Mass Spring Damper (Physics) Neck Ties
Do you work with springs? No need to be a physicist to enjoy wry educational scientific humor with any of these physics attitude gifts feauring the mass spring damper. Make others do a double-take at the physics involved in any spring-based system with a dose of mechanics fun!
If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional Mug
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that will make others do a double-take about where you get your energy from!
No Guts No Glory (Digestive System Anatomy Humor) Mug
If you eat and have a digestive system, you'll enjoy any of these wry anatomical humor gifts featuring the digestive system, complete with all key labels. Includes the truism saying that is applicable in sport and in life: "No Guts No Glory". Make others do a double-take today with tongue-in-cheek medical humor fun!
Whooo...Are...You? (Alice and the Caterpillar) Refrigerator Magnet
Do you ask others the question "Whooo...Are...You?" If you enjoyed reading Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and are a fan of the Caterpillar, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the encounter between Alice and the caterpillar. Make others do a double-take with a psychological Wonderland sense of humor today with this classic picture by Alice In Wonderland artist John Tenniel!
Monday, December 30, 2013
Funny Pi rate Pi Day Humor T Shirts
Funny Pi-rate shirts and gift ideas for those that celebrate Pi Day every day and more specifically honoring Pi Day on March 14th at 1:59 PM- that's 3.14159... Pi Day should never end. Featured is Pi as a swashbuckling pirate armed with eye patch, sword, peg leg and of course a parrot. Our Pi-rate Gear makes a great gift for your math teacher. Math teachers can also give Pi Day stickers and Buttons to students.
It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Coffee Mugs
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!
Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Coffee Mugs
Life is all about birth, death, and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude gifts for those who know that life follows an organic cycle!
Blame My Nervous System For My Dysautonomia Pin
Do you know of someone with Parkinson's disease or some other dysautonomia? Showcase your health and medicine anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sympathetic and parasympathetic nerves, along with the truism saying "Blame My Nervous System For My Dysautonomia". Medical attitude gifts for all who have lost their sense of balance!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Postcards
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!
Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Shirts
Showcase DNA replication with wry scientific attitude with this molecular biology gift tee that says "Biology Is In My Genes". Tautological saying for anyone with genes!
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