Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Thursday, December 19, 2013
What Is The Matter With My View Of The World? Mugs
Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in particle physics with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring particles such as quarks and leptons, along with the infamous Higgs Boson, and the scientific rhetorical question to anyone outside of the world of quantum physics: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Make others do a double-take on matter at the sub-atomic level with any of these gifts!
What Stage Of Sleep Are You In? Coffee Mug
In the medical field, during Stage 2 of sleep, no eye movement occurs, and dreaming is very rare. EEG recordings tend to show characteristic "sleep spindles" and "K-complexes" during this stag. Showcase your wry health and medical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Stage 2 of sleep along with the ubiquitous query: "What Stage Of Sleep Are You In?" Perfect gift for anyone who pulls too many late-nighters!
A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit
Showcase your wry Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's drawing of White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take the next you invite!
HONEY BEE ,BEEKEEPER /beekeeping supplies Business Card
Elegant ,classy and colorful design for gold metallic paper easily customizable for your business.
Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns Tee Shirts
Do you view life as nothing but a series of twists and turns? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of scientific, educational fun with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns". Make others do a double-take on what life is all about with these biology truism saying gifts today! Featuring double-entendre on the code of life!
Inspire Bold Dark Tee Shirt
Attention math teachers - this product is for you! Inspire your students and friends with this play on words including the mathematical symbol of "Pi" in an movement to decrease math anxiety
Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Coffee Mug
Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!
Warfarin For Preventing Thrombosis & Embolism Mug
Do you take warfarin to prevent blood clots? Showcase your health and medicine attitude with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring anticoagulant warfarin, along with the scientific truism caption "For Preventing Thrombosis & Embolism". Make others do a double-take at what warfarin looks like from a chemical perspective today!
A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit
If you're looking for a small invitation or an RSVP card, you'll enjoy any of these "A Wonderland Invitation Just For You" cards featuring White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as designed by John Tenniel and found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Note: The back is completely customizable for your RSVP needs.
Genius Element Symbols T-Shirt
Periodic table of the elements chemical symbol molecule molecules word jumble funny parody spoof satire nerd nerdy nerds chemistry chemicals science joke jokes comedy smart brilliant geniuses brain brains brainy irony ironic quirky goofy silly hilarious ridiculous weird odd strange offbeat odd awesome pop culture humor.
HONEY BEE ,BEEKEEPING, BEEKEEPER MONOGRAM BUSINESS CARD
Backside of an ancient money from Mileto 415-394 a.C., and a medieval miniature ,bees,hives and fleur de lys background from 14th. century . Elegant and classy design easily customizable for your business.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Mug
No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!
Having A Coherent Life Depends Protein Synthesis Coffee Mug
No need to be a cell biologist to understand the importance of protein synthesis to having a coherent life. Showcase your wry ribosomal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of protein synthesis within the cell along with the scientific truism saying "Having A Coherent Life Depends Upon Protein Synthesis". Make others do a double-take with any of these biology geek humor gifts today!
White Rabbit Trumpet Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Wonderland Personalized Invite
Showcase your Wonderland side with any of these invitations featuring White Rabbit dressed up as a herald and blowing on a trumpet as drawn by John Tenniel and as found in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what you're announcing with the classic town crier statement: "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"
Chemistry Clock
This chemistry wall clock features a chemistry flask filled with a bubbling liquid on a black background. The symbol for the chemical element whose atomic number equates to the time on the clock is used making for a very fun clock for a chemistry teacher or for anyone who loves chemistry. Copyright Kathy Henis
HONEY BEE ,BEEKEEPER RED WAX SEAL,Brown Parchment Personalized Shipping Label
A medieval miniature ,bees,hives and teal blue fleur de lys background from 14th. century .Backside of an ancient money from Mileto 415-394 a.C. Elegant ,classy and colorful address label design with old antique parchment effects easily customizable for your business.
Narrative DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Shirt
Showcase your storytelling side with a dose of wry genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take about how well you tell a story: "Narrative DNA Inside". Memorable gifts for scientists who love to tell a story!
Narrative DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-shirts
Showcase your storytelling side with a dose of wry genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take about how well you tell a story: "Narrative DNA Inside". Memorable gifts for scientists who love to tell a story!
Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics Doppler Custom Ties
Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler effect, the change in frequency of a wave (or other periodic event) for an observer moving relative to its source. Make others do a double-take about what they should be doing in life with the following tongue-in-cheek physics saying that any physics teacher can relate to: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics".
Just Eyeball It (Eye Anatomy Approximation Saying) Coffee Mugs
Have you ever been told to eyeball it? Do you eyeball things -- such as measurements? Showcase your wry anatomical humor side with any of these literal gifts featuring all key parts of a human eye. Includes the truism saying "Just Eyeball It". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you mean with any of these memorable ophthamological attitude gifts today! No need to be an optician, optometrist, or ophthalmologist to enjoy!
You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party
No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!
HONEY BEE ,BEEKEEPER CUSTOM SHIPPING LABELS
Elegant ,classy and colorful address label design easily customizable for your business.
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Narrative DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-shirt
Showcase your storytelling side with a dose of wry genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take about how well you tell a story: "Narrative DNA Inside". Memorable gifts for scientists who love to tell a story!
PI Pirate Shirt
Arrrr! He's Pi! And a pirate! Check out his colleague in criminal activity Pie Pirate.
Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Magnet
Particle physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, including quarks, leptons, protons, and the infamous Higgs boson. Make others do a double-take at the sub-atomic view of the world with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the following saying: "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter".
Sometimes You Just Got To Have Heart (Anatomy) T Shirts
Do you have a heart? No need to be a psychologist or biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a colorful human heart (without any anatomical labels) along with the truism saying "Sometimes You Just Go To Have Heart". Sound heart-felt advice for all who know what it is like to have a heart! Double-entendre saying regarding what it means to "have heart"!
HONEY BEE ,BEEKEEPER,RED WAX SEAL MONOGRAM SHIPPING LABELS
Elegant ,classy and colorful address label design easily customizable for your business.
Narrative DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Shirt
Showcase your storytelling side with a dose of wry genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take about how well you tell a story: "Narrative DNA Inside". Memorable gifts for scientists who love to tell a story!
Pi Success Shirt
"3.14 times more likely to Succeed" - a funny Senior Graduate that loves Math, Math or Engineering Major...or just likes to have a laugh at Math and Pi! Also, a Great, Funny Graduation Gift.
Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Conversation Quote Post Cards
Memorable Wonderland quote gifts for all fans of Alice and Humpty Dumpty. Featuring the following conversation in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Make others do a double-take over the versatility of certain words with any of these Wonderland quotation gifts!
Freddy Hg (Mercury) Element Pun T-Shirt
Freddy Mercury
Get it? This is a great product for those who love the periodic table of the elements, along with delicious puns. Chemistry nerds and punmasters unite! So what's your favorite element?
It's elemental.
Monday, December 16, 2013
Mature DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt
DNA replication humor is alive and well on any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring the saying "Mature DNA Inside". No matter what your age or level of maturity, showcase your biological attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun!
Pi (Ï€) Day Tees
This design features the pi symbol (π) with the first 62 digits of pi in a circle around the symbol.
Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Coffee Mug
You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!
Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Magnet
Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!
Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Conversation Quote Post Cards
Memorable Wonderland quote gifts for all fans of Alice and Humpty Dumpty. Featuring the following conversation in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Make others do a double-take over the versatility of certain words with any of these Wonderland quotation gifts!
Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Messenger Bags
Showcase your Wonderland attitude with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated with the Jabberwock creature by John Tenniel. Nonsensical poetry fun for whenever you travel and slay beasts!
GeNiUS Mug
GeNiUS Periodic Table Mug
Change background color by clicking on the Customize it! button, Edit, Background.
HONEY BEE ,BEEKEEPER APIARIST SHIPPING LABELS
Elegant ,classy,antique Florentine floral motifs,red blue ,swirls,flowers,flourishes,leaves with honey bee, beekeeping address label design easily customizable for your business.
Pi to the Hundredth Decimal Place Tshirt
the hundred digits after the decimal for Pi, set in a spiral pattern around the Greek symbol for the value.
Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore T Shirt
Particle physics attitude gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of quantum physics Higgs Boson humor today!
My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time (Neuron) Posters
Do your thoughts escape you from time to time? Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with this poster featuring all key parts of a neuron/synapse along with the saying "My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time". No need to be absent-minded to enjoy!
Keys To Success Lie Within Your Guts (Digestive) Fridge Magnet
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the digestive system, complete with all key parts labeled. Includes the witty saying that will make others do a double-take about exactly what you are referring to: "The Keys To Success Lie Within Your Guts". Existential medical attitude gifts for all!
Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit Mug
Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!
Stylish Periodic Table - Blue & Black Tshirts
"periodic table", periodic, table, science, chemistry, chem, physics, elements, element, metals, "non-metals", groups, sciency, sciencey, educational, education, geek, nerd, geeky, nerdy, black, blue, teal, turquoise, stylish, contemporary, modern, elegant, cool, "science teacher", "educational resource", "educational resources", chemist, physicist, knowledge, student, study, scientist,
HONEY BEE TILES
A medieval miniature ,bees and hives from 14th. century . Backside of an ancient money from Mileto 415-394 a.C. Cool design for apiarist,beekeeper,beekeeping supplies.
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Gene-Culture Coevolution Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt
Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following molecular biology / environment saying: "Gene-Culture Coevolution Inside".
Tau Day - A Perfect Day! Tshirts
A shirt for Pi Day's eventual replacement -- Tau Day! Show the world your love for math and this date with a true geek's t-shirt. The date 6/28 is better than 3/14 because 6 and 28 are perfect numbers. Plus, lots of math folks think tau (6.28) is a number that ought to be celebrated more than pi (3.14), since it naturally occurs in so many formulas.
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