Monday, November 25, 2013

My Life Depends Upon Active Transport (Humor) Buttons


Are you a balanced person in life? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump along with the biological saying "My Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy cell membrane attitude today!

Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) Custom Announcements


If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

The Apiarist T-shirt


Robot gets into the honey

Sunday, November 24, 2013

apple pi shirts


apple pi

Near Vision Test Card (Visual Acuity Exam)


Showcase wry medical and visual acuity attitude with any of these gifts featuring a "Near Vision Test Card", complete with instructions on holding the object 16 inches away from your eyes. Make others do a double-take at their vision with any of these eye exam gifts today!

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Announcement


Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!

Holiday Spice Molecule Card


You know it's the holidays when you smell the spice cookies or taste the candy canes. This is certainly my favorite part! Celebrate the tastes of the holidays with stylized pictures of the molecules that remind us of family, friends, and festivities.

Sticker (sq)- Honey Business


Use label for honey products. Personalize with business name, contact information, net weight, and package contents.
(CHECK label requirements at National Honey Board http://www.honey.com/nhb/industry/labeling-information/)

Support Bacteria Often Only Culture Some People Tee Shirts


No need to be a bacteriologist, microbiologist, or biologist to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific sayings which include an agar plate with bacterial colonies. Saying says it all: "Support Bacteria - It's Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take with any of these double-entendre humor saying gifts on the subject of culture!

Mass Spring Damper (Physics) Neck Ties


Do you work with springs? No need to be a physicist to enjoy wry educational scientific humor with any of these physics attitude gifts feauring the mass spring damper. Make others do a double-take at the physics involved in any spring-based system with a dose of mechanics fun!

Know Your Heart (Heart Anatomy) Mugs


No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heart-based humor with any of these health and medicine gifts featuring the heart during filling (diastole) and pumping (systole) phases. Featuring all key labels of the heart as well as the truism caption "Know Your Heart". Make everyone do a double-take with your medical sense of humor with sound advice coupled with this double-entendre saying!

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Stickers


If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

Be Happy! Serotonin T-shirt


Be Happy! Serotonin T-shirt

Alcohol is a Solution in Chemistry Retro Tee Shirts


Sticker (lg sq)- Honey Business


Use label for honey products. Personalize with business name, contact information, net weight, and package contents.
(CHECK label requirements at National Honey Board http://www.honey.com/nhb/industry/labeling-information/)

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Remember Not All Viruses Look Alike (Virology) T Shirt


No need to be a biologist or virologist to know that not all viruses look alike. Showcase wry educational biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring three different forms of viruses: bacteriophage, animal virus, and retrovirus. Includes label of where DNA is located in each viral type. Make others do a double-take during any flu season or epidemic with any of these science humor gifts!

Math Princess Tee Shirt


Be Pi Princess. Excel in math. Celebrate Pi Day.

Support Bacteria Often Only Culture Some People Tee Shirts


No need to be a bacteriologist, microbiologist, or biologist to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific sayings which include an agar plate with bacterial colonies. Saying says it all: "Support Bacteria - It's Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take with any of these double-entendre humor saying gifts on the subject of culture!

J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Post Card


Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

And God Said integral form of Maxwell's equations T-shirts


And God Said [integral form of Maxwell's equations] and then there was light.Fully customizable!

Comb Sweet Comb Greeting Cards


Bee’s needlepoint, "Comb Sweet Comb."

DNA Media Shirts


Showcase your wry sense of molecular biology with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the self-explanatory saying "DNA Media". Educational and memorable scientific gifts for anyone with DNA. No matter what you do for a living, showcase genetic DNA media today!

Reduce Your Junk Support Gene Splicing (RNA Humor) Tshirts


Showcase wry molecular biology humor with any of these gifts featuring RNA splicing, complete with introns and exons. Funny scientific saying says it all: "Reduce Your Junk Support Gene Splicing". Make others do a double-take about themselves and their level of junk at the level of their genes with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational science humor gifts! No need to be a genetic engineer to enjoy!

I heart Pi Day T Shirt


If you Love Pi (3.14) then this I Heart Pi Day (March 14th) design will show your love of Pi, Math and the day it's celebrated!

J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Tshirt


Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

Happiness In Life Depends Upon Balanced Gradient T-shirt


Are you a happy and balanced person in life? Make others do a double-take on the concept of happiness in life and having a balanced gradient with any of these cell membrane gifts featuring active transport and the sodium-potassium pump. Memorable science humor gifts for all who are happy and balanced!

Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tshirt


Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

Mad Hatter University (Mad Hatter Wonderland) Cards


Do you identify with the Mad Hatter as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland? Are you regarded as a mad person? Someone who could have attended Mad Hatter University? Look no further than any of these Wonderland adventure gifts featuring John Tenniel's portrait of the Mad Hatter, along with "Mad Hatter University" in Varsity letter font. Make others do a double-take with any of these maddening satire gifts! No need to be attending school to enjoy!

Elements Shirt. AH! the element of SURPRISE! ahah


Funny play on the elements shirt!

Apiarist Inside (Tacuina sanitatis 14th Century) Mesh Hats


If you are a beekeeper -- i.e., apiarist -- you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a 14th century diagram of three beehives, along with bees in the air, along with the caption "Apiarist Inside". Beginning and experienced apiarists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring this timeless agricultural phenomenon known as beekeeping!

Friday, November 22, 2013

DNA Media Tee Shirts


Showcase your wry sense of molecular biology with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the self-explanatory saying "DNA Media". Educational and memorable scientific gifts for anyone with DNA. No matter what you do for a living, showcase genetic DNA media today!

Boys And Pi Pi Shirt


Boys And Pi Pi

Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tee Shirt


Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

Team Madness (Wonderland Mad Tea Party Humor) Keychain


Are you a mad person? Have you ever been to a mad tea party? Do others think that you have a touch of madness? No need to be a mad person or have been to a mad tea party to enjoy any of these Alice In Wonderland adventure gifts featuring John Tenniel's classic portrait of Alice and the Mad Hatter! Comes with the caption "Team Madness". Showcase to others exactly which side of the world you're on any of these humorous gifts that will make others think twice! Memorable gifts for the psyche!

The Periodic Table of Elements Tee Shirt


Colorful Periodic table of elements in posted notes like form

The Beekeepers (1568) Pieter Brugel The Elder Shirt


Apiarists of all levels will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Flemish (Dutch) painter Pieter Bruegel The Elder in one of his masterpieces "The Beekeepers" (1568). Make others do a double-take at how beekeeping was done in the 16th century with any of these gifts featuring Renaissance beekeepers!

Not Hyperactive Just Radioactive (Sign Humor) Card


No need to be a nuclear physicist or lab technician to enjoy any of these wry nuclear / radioactive signage humor gifts! Featuring the radiation sign along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Not Hyperactive Just Radioactive". Make others do a double-take about what lies within you with any of these scientific attitude sign gifts!

Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tee Shirt


Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Button


Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

Chemistry Cat (from 9gag memes reddit) T-shirts


Chemistry Cat (sometimes known as Science Cat) is an image macro series which consists of a scientific pun and a picture of a cat with a bow-tie and glasses sitting in front of a board. These puns are usually based on the names of chemical elements from the periodic table or various laws of science and physics.

Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure Keychains


Showcase your wry beekeeper attitude with any of these gifts featuring Tacuina sanitatis from the 14th century, a drawing of three beehives with bees buzzing in the air, along with the saying "Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure". Memorable beekeeping humor gifts for all who view beekeeping as an adventure!

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes (DNA Replication) Tees


No need to wait until Valentine's Day or a special occasion to enjoy this wry molecular biology humor truism saying "Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes". Comes with DNA replication diagram, complete with leading and lagging strands of life. Make others think carefully about what you are trying to say about love and genetics with any of these educational, scientific attitude gifts!

Pi T-shirt


A product with the symbol representing pi on it.

Triathlete Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tshirt


Do you participate in triathlons? Showcase your wry genetics sense of humor with any of these DNA replication humor gifts featuring the saying "Triathlete Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at your next triathlon with any of these educational, science humor gifts!

Just Call Me Radioactive (Radioactive Sign) Cards


No need to be exposed to radiation on a daily basis to enjoy any of these wry signage humor with a dose of scientific attitude! Featuring the radioactive/nuclear warning sign and the saying "Just Call Me Radioactive". Memorable tongue-in-cheek humor gifts for nuclear physicists, radiologists, and all who understand radiation!

Where Have I Seen This Before? Blood Cells Magnet


No need to be a scientist or medical researcher to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these electron microscope (under a scanning electron microscope) gifts with the query "Where Have I Seen This Before?". Featuring the following caption: "Hint: Just Look At A Red Blood Cell, Platelet, and White Blood Cell (Leukocyte) Under An Electron Microscope".

Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag


Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

Periodic table of the elements with glassware christmas tree ornament


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