Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry internet mimetic sense of humor with this tee featuring a drawing of a catfish along with the saying "Have You Been Catfished?" Warn others about the pitfalls of social networking nowadays with a dose of naturalistic humor with this rhetorical question t-shirt! myTees
Do you like to build stuff? Face it, some of nature's finest builders are worker ants. Showcase your wry naturalist side with any of these entomology gifts featuring worker ant anatomy, complete with all key labels, along with the caption "Anatomy Of A Builder". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with any of these educational, scientific gifts today! myTees
No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time! myTees
Do you love to explore? Are you genetically hard-wired for exploration? Showcase your wry genetic side with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Explorer Genes Inside". myTees
Showcase your wry earth science / rock hound side the next time you go rock hunting with any of these wry scientific saying gifts featuring a basic classification scheme for igneous rocks according to their mineralogy (primarily on silica content) along with the saying "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite". myTees
Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant! myTees
No need to be a resident of Australia or Tasmania to know that the Tasmanian tiger or Tasmanian wolf (i.e., Thylacinus cynocephalus) has its place in history. It is largest known carnivorous marsupial of modern times and is thought to have become extinct in the 20th century. Showcase your spirit for this extinct animal with any of these Thylacine attitude gifts! myTees
You probably know about the new logo by the USDA, using a plate instead of a pyramid. Showcase your food for thought side with this MyPlate attitude tee featuring the USDA logo along with the thoughtful saying "Notice The Absence Of Dessert Think About It". Note: None of these products are endorsed or sponsored by the USDA. This t-shirt is meant for you to think critically about today's diet and nutrition guidelines and is intended to provoke discussion. myTees
If you have ever partnered with another bridge player and found it to be a mismatch, you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade) along with the truism saying "Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level". Showcase your needs in the game of bridge, with a dose of sarcasm, with any of these memorable gifts! myTees
No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the classic example of prokaryotic gene regulation, the lac operon. This is an operon required for the transport and metabolism of lactose in Escherichia coli and some other enteric bacteria. Gene regulation of the lac operon was the first complex genetic regulatory mechanism to be elucidated and is one of the earliest examples of prokaryotic gene regulation. Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, molecular biology attitude gifts! myTees
Are you a totally solid person at the core level? Showcase your wry earth science attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different layers of the Earth, with Earth, of course, having a solid core. Comes with the double-entendre scientific saying "Totally Solid At My Core". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational humor today! myTees
No need to be a smoker or a chemist to know that nicotine crosses the blood-brain barrier with this chemical awareness gift tee. Featuring the chemical structure of nicotine. Educational, scientific fun for those who understand nicotine's potent effects! myTees
You are made up of billions and billions of eukaryotic cells. Showcase your animal cell side with a dose of biological fun with any of these gifts that comes with a labeled eukaryotic cell, along with the wry biological truism saying "Animal Cell Inside". No need to be a biologist or cell biologist to promote animal cell humor today! myTees
Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Higgs field of quantum mechanics along with the following physics geek advice: "Study Quantum Physics After All, You Can Do Things Prohibited By The Laws Of Classical Physics". myTees
Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude with this educational soil science gifts featuring a map of the world's soil regions, complete with color-coding, along with the saying "Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions". No need to be a soil scientist, earth scientist, or geologist to enjoy! myTees
Educational, scientific saying tee featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude t-shirt! For anyone who thinks! myTees
Showcase wry molecular biology humor with any of these gifts featuring RNA splicing, complete with introns and exons. Funny scientific saying says it all: "Reduce Your Junk Support Gene Splicing". Make others do a double-take about themselves and their level of junk at the level of their genes with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational science humor gifts! No need to be a genetic engineer to enjoy! myTees
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myTees
If you have studied Alzheimer's disease or know someone who has memory problems, you may be interested in this chemical molecule structure gift tee featuring donepezil, an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor, that has been used to increase cortical acetylcholine. No need to have a memory problem or to work in the medical field to enjoy this informative molecule structure biochemistry t-shirt! myTees
Wry health and medicine saying for all who know of someone with Down syndrome or trisomy 21 (an extra chromosome on chromsome 21). Comes with karyotype and the saying "Now That You've Seen My Karyotype Leave My Aneuploidy Out Of It!" Make others do a double-take regarding trisomy G with any of these memorable wry scientific humor gifts today! myTees
No need to be a lab technician or a doctor or a nurse to enjoy this health humor gift tee featuring a sinus rhythm, with saying "Sinus Rhythm Inside". Showcase what is found on an electrocardiogram (an ECG or EKG) with medical attitude today! myTees
No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy this oceanographer attitude t-shirt which apply to all those who are looking for platonic relationships in or near the ocean. Tongue-in-cheek word play saying says it all: "Looking For A Planktonic Relationship". Make others do a double-take with this wry scientific tee featuring diatoms under a microscope! myTees
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"! myTees
Do you breathe statistics everyday? Statisticians of all ages will enjoy this angled normal distribution curve "Statistical Spirit" stats humor gift tee. Showcase your team spirit for the world of statistics today! myTees
No need to be a biologist, virologist, or immunologist to enjoy this educational scientific tee featuring the different types of immune system cells, from the mast cells to the dendritic cells, along with neutrophil, basophil, and eosinophil cells. Make others do a double-take on the different immune system cells that we have with this "Innate Immune System Cells Inside" truism saying tee! myTees
Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this educational, scientific gift tee featuring various viruses. Showcasing the Baltimore Classification of viruses, which is based on the method of viral mRNA synthesis. Memorable scientific t-shirt for die-hard taxonomists of viruses with the query "How Well Do You Know Virus Classification?" myTees
No need to be a jogger, runner, or cyclist to enjoy this vitamin humor tee featuring the chemical molecule for ibuprofen. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ibuprofen (A.K.A. Vitamin I). Make others do a double-take on Vitamin I with this scientific brain teaser tee! Memorable saying for anyone with constant headaches and body aches! myTees
Are you a thick skinned person? No need to be a doctor or work in the medical field to enjoy this wry anatomical health and medicine t-shirt featuring the common query: "How Thick- Skinned Are You?" Features the five different layers of the epidermis. Make others do a double-take with biological epidermis attitude! Memorable scientific educational tee for anyone with thick skin -- literally and metaphorically! myTees
Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts! myTees
Are you in transition, whether literally or metaphorically? Let your wry evolutionary biology side shine with this design featuring the Tiktaalik rosaea, a 375 million year old fossil fish which contained bones and anatomical adaptations showing the evolutionary transition from fish living in water to tetrapods living on land. Specifically, its fins have thin ray bones for paddling like most fish, but this organism also has sturdy interior bones that would have allowed Tiktaalik to prop itself up in shallow water and use its limbs for support on land. Comes with the saying "Transitional Fossil Inside" that will make others do a double-take on how you feel evolution-wise. Evolutionary biology / biopsychology attitude tee for anyone in transition! myTees
It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living, if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life", complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts! myTees
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myTees
If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors! myTees
Are you just having a normal day? Enjoy this stats humor gift tee featuring the normal distribution curve, also known as bell curve or Gaussian distribution. Let others know that you are really "Just Having A Normal Day" with intelligent statistics attitude! myTees
Chemistry and psychology humor comes alive on this tee featuring the different phases of water according to temperature and pressure, along with the truism saying "Just Going Through Phases". No matter what phase you are in, you'll enjoy this educational scientific humor t-shirt! myTees
If you play duplicate bridge, then you probably know that "Duplicate Bridge Is A Game Of Count And Logic". Make others do a double-take at your next bridge game with a dose of duplicate bridge attitude with this tee featuring the four card suits as well as this bridge truism saying! myTees
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error, or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error, or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with this statistical attitude tee! Perfect tee for any decision-maker! myTees
Whether you are student or teacher, you'll enjoy any of these scientific truism gifts featuring osmosis over the cell membrane with the saying "Learning By Osmosis Occurs Over Time". Comes with detailed labels of all key parts. Memorable educational biological and psychological attitude gifts for learners of all ages! myTees
Showcase your stats humor side with this gift tee featuring linear regression and wry saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Educational statistical attitude for all who are familiar with regressing to the mean! myTees
Do you dream in terms of the bell curve (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve)? If you dream about statistics, you'll enjoy this bell curve humor gift tee with the caption "Dream Statistics". Educational fun for any budding or experienced statistician -- whether voluntary or not! myTees
Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with a dose of educational, scientific fun with this tee featuring a diagram of the eight extant shark orders along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you study: "Sharkaeologist Inside". Note: The study of sharks is called or an elasmobranchology; the study of fish icthyology. The term "sharkaeologist" is a fictional term for those who love to study sharks. myTees
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy this wry science humor tee featuring the induced-fit hypothesis of enzyme action. Featuring enzyme-substrate complex (enzyme-products complex) and the tongue-in-cheek life query that all must answer: "Are You A Catalyst Or Not?" Memorable scientific saying t-shirt for all who wonder about activation energy! myTees
Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve! myTees
If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be! myTees
Chess players will enjoy this wry chess attitude t-shirt featuring a reflective chess set along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "I Love To Check My Opponents". Make others do a double-take at your favorite move in the game of chess besides checkmate! myTees
Are you going to a family reunion? Do you have a large extended family and are wondering how everyone is related to each other? Is genealogy your hobby? Showcase your educational, scientific side with this cousin tree with genetic kinship (in the upper-right hand corner of each box) along with the query "Just How Am I Related To You?" Make everyone do a double-take at family relationships at your next family reunion with this t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a soil scientist or environmental scientist to enjoy this tee featuring the different horizons (soil layers) along with the following sound scientific advice, especially those who are in touch with ecology and nature: "Ground Yourself Spend More Time With Dirt". Classic geek humor attitude t-shirt for any gardener, agriculturalist, or soil fan! myTees
No need to be a marine biologist, oceanographer, or diver to enjoy this wry scientific take on the common saying. Tee features the pelagic zone, along with all sub-zone labels, and says the following: "Life's Abyss And Then You Dive". Make others do a double-take today on your tongue-in-cheek educational scientific attitude. Get others to think carefully about what you mean about life! myTees
If you play a lot of bridge, you'll understand that the game of bridge is all about remembering what the bid was, what cards were played, and what cards remain to be played. Whether you are declarer or defender, the game of bridge requires a lot of focus. Bridge players will enjoy this tee featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge/duplicate bridge truism saying: "Bridge - A Game Of Focus". myTees
Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics the next time you wear this tee featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable geek attitude t-shirt for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons, quarks, electrons, gluons, neutrinos, and bosons! myTees
