Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Software developers and software engineers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke with a crown on its head and holding a chainsaw. Wry computer programmer truism says it all: "To Be King Of Code You Really Need To Know How To Slice & Dice Code". Inspirational gifts for all who slice and dice code with tongue-in-cheek geek humor! myProgrammer
#king #code #Magnet
No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative mug featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this mug featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics
#jerk #circuit #life #nothing #TwoToneCoffeeMug
No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy this pillow featuring the Freemason's cipher also known as the pigpen cipher masonic cipher or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myProgrammer
#freemasons #cipher #cryptography #simple #ThrowPillow
No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy this mug that asks the key question "What's Your Position?" Educational science attitude mug featuring angular momentum and the concepts of position velocity and acceleration. Includes all four quadrants. Make others do a double-take on exactly where they are! myPhysics
#what #your #position #angular #CoffeeMug
No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy this wry statistical humor scarf featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with this educational geek humor stats attitude scarf! myStatistician
A baryon is a composite subatomic particle made up of three quarks. Particle physicists will enjoy this tie featuring combinations of three u d or s quarks forming baryons with a spin-1⁄2 form the uds baryon octet. myPhysics
#particle #physics #baryon #octet #NeckTie
Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this educational scientific wrapping paper set (containing 3 sheets) featuring the different anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying about habit: "Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy! myPsychology
Physicists will enjoy any of these Carnot engine work definition gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics which is elucidated in the following: "The Second Law Of Thermodynamics states that temperature differences between systems in contact tend to even out & that work can be obtained from these non-equilibrium differences." Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational thermodynamics physics attitude today with these gifts! myPhysics
#second #TShirt
No need to be a statistician to enjoy this informative statistical gift tee that provides a chart to understand Type 1 (alpha) and Type 2 (beta) errors in the statistical world. Informative educational fun for anyone who has done hypothesis testing whether you are right or wrong and tested as such! myStatistician
If you view life as a paradox you'll enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics physics gifts featuring Schrödinger's cat thought experiment and the paradox it presents as applied to everyday objects. The thought experiment presents a cat that might be alive or dead depending on an earlier random event. Make others do a double-take with quantum mechanics geek humor with any of these scientific humor gifts! myPhysics
#schrdingers #copenhagen #interpretation #life #TShirt
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with any of these statistical attitude gifts! Perfect gifts for all decision-makers! myStatistician
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek attitude fabric for anyone with a brain! myAnatomical
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry anatomical and scientific fun with this binder featuring the various arteries involved in the Circle of Willis. Comes with the truism saying for anyone with a circulatory system: "Circulate The Love". Memorable anatomical and physiological advice binder -- not just for Valentine's Day only! myAnatomical
Let your wry bony sense of humor shine with this throw pillow featuring the different plates of the skull along with the caption "Just Call Me Bony Plates". myAnatomical
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player! myBridgePlayer
Let your wry bony sense of humor shine with this bandana featuring the different plates of the skull along with the caption "Just Call Me Bony Plates". myAnatomical
Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring pi the mathematical constant and irrational number on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi". Memorable pi humor fabric for any mathematical pi fan who likes to create and make things! myMathematician
#mathematician #irrational #number #math #humor #Fabric
No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to enjoy wry geometric humor with this bandana featuring congruent angles angles that have the same degrees no matter how they are rotated reflected or translated. Make others do a double-take with this tongue-in-cheek mathematical query "Are You Congruent?" and wonder exactly what you are asking about! myMathematician
#equal #congruent #math #geometry #angle #Bandana
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this drink mix featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor drink mix for anyone with a brain and who does not want to be disturbed! myWork
#disturb #brain #CoffeeDrinkMix
Is there a nuclear reactor inside of you? No need to be a nuclear physicist -- although it helps -- to enjoy any of these wry technology diagram featuring the inputs and outputs of a nuclear power reactor along with the saying "Warning! Reactor Inside". Sound advice for anyone who just keeps humming along! Memorable tongue-in-cheek for anyone who works in nuclear power industry! myWarning
#nuclear #reactor #radioactive #geek #warning #WaterBottle
Is there a nuclear reactor inside of you? No need to be a nuclear physicist -- although it helps -- to enjoy any of these wry technology diagram gifts featuring the inputs and outputs of a nuclear power reactor along with the saying "Warning! Reactor Inside". Sound advice gifts for anyone who just keeps humming along! Memorable tongue-in-cheek gifts for anyone who works in nuclear power industry! myWarning
#nuclear #reactor #radioactive #geek #warning #RoundClock
Fan of adenosine triphosphate (ATP) will enjoy creating do-it-yourself creations with this fabric featuring the adenosine triphosphate chemical molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate". myBiochemistry
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist chemist or gardener to enjoy! myBiochemistry
No need to be a geologist or petroleum engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "A Closer Look At The Permian Basin". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geological and geographical attitude with these gifts featuring a map of the sedimentary basin largely contained in the western part of the U.S. state of Texas and the southeastern part of the state of New Mexico which is known for being a large oil and natural gas producing area. myEarthScience
#geology #natural #Tie
Geologists seismologists and earth scientists will appreciate this cotton/polyester face mask featuring three different plate boundaries along with the following geological / plate tectonic saying: "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make everyone do a double-take on the origin of mountain-building today! myEarthScience
#subduction #leads #orogeny #FaceMask
Those who work in the field of medicine and healthcare will enjoy any of these featuring a list of viral infections along with the following query "Got Any Viral Infections?" Educational scientific for all who think about the viral infections that affect humans! myAnatomical
Showcase your knowledge of DNA with this DNA replication attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the following question: "Need A Primer On The Code Of Life?" Make others do a double-take on what you mean with this rhetorical question molecular biology cotton/polyester face mask featuring a double-meaning with the word "primer"! myMolecularBiology
#need #primer #molecular #biology #FaceMask
Wry neuron / synapse humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the biological truism saying "Neurological Plumbing Inside". myAnatomical
Wry bridge attitude comes alive on this binder featuring the four card suits and asks the following question: "Who Needs A Partner When All You Need Is A Good Hand?" Binder for any bridge player who wishes that one did not need a partner to play bridge and who understands that sometimes at the bridge table it just takes a good hand to win! myBridgePlayer
Do you love the game of bridge? Showcase your love for the game of bridge with this notebook featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying in Love Letters font: "I Love Bridge". Memorable bridge saying notebook for any avid bridge / duplicate bridge player who loves the game of bridge! myBridgePlayer
Do you need to reorganize your life? Showcase your wry warning sign sense of humor with this binder featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Reorganization Of Life Ahead". Memorable geek humor signage binder for anyone who needs to reorganize his or her life and desire to warn others about it! Includes generic desktop computer logo as an icon for organization. myPsychology
Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today with this bandana! myPsychology
Are you a lateral thinker? Do you think in a non-linear manner? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Lateral Thinker Inside". Any creative thinker will enjoy this planner! myPsychology
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry psychological geek humor with this bandana featuring a marshmallow going into an open mouth along with the following saying: "Low Amount Of Deferred Gratification Inside". myPsychology
Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with this doormat featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle such as position x and momentum p can be known simultaneously. In other words the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with this door mat! myPhysics
#waveparticle #duality #inside #quantum #mechanics #Doormat
