Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts: 2015

Thursday, October 01, 2015

Dermatology Essence Of My Existence 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatology, skin, dermal layers, geek, humor, essence of my existence, words and unwords, dermatologist, epidermis, skin layers

Dermatologists with an existential sense of humor will enjoy any of these anatomical featuring the different layers of the skin along with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take: "Dermatology Essence Of My Existence". Classic skin anatomy humor for anyone interested in existing within his or her own skin!

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi Sinus Rhythm Serving Trays

tagged with: electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, ekg, ecg, heartbeat, modus operandi, words and unwords, health, heartbeat is my modus operandi, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of heartbeat humor with this serving tray featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy!

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Be An Independent Thinker Repel Specious Arguments Standard Cocktail Napkin

tagged with: physics, magnetism, attract, repel, be an independent thinker, repel specious arguments, magnets, magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, geek humor, truism, riddles, brain teasers

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry magnetic attitude the next time you host a party with these customizable paper napkins featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Be An Independent Thinker Repel Specious Arguments".

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Winner Of Game Player Making Next-To-Last Mistake Bag Tag

tagged with: reflective chess set, winner of the game, player making the next-to-last mistake, chess, chess set, saying, grandmaster, next-to-last mistake, chess geek, words and unwords, chess player, truism, mistake, humor, attitude, gamer, chess game, advice, lifestyle

Are you the person that says checkmate at the end of the chess game? Showcase wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Winner Of The Game Is The Player Making The Next-To-Last Mistake". For all chess players who make mistakes -- and most importantly, the next-to-last mistake -- when playing at the chessboard!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Puerto Rico Trench Deepest Part Of North Atlantic Fabric

tagged with: puerto rico trench, plate tectonics, geography, trench, north atlantic, earth science, geology, puerto rico, north american plate, words and unwords, continental plates, caribbean plate, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist, geologist, or geographer to appreciate the Puerto Rico trench on this fabric. Comes with the definition saying: "Puerto Rico Trench - Deepest Part Of The North Atlantic". The Puerto Rico trench is located where two plates, the North American plate and the Caribbean plate collide. Fans of plate tectonics will enjoy creating with this fabric!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Sun's Surface Letterhead

tagged with: danger, nuclear fusion inside, nuclear fusion, sun, solar flare, astronomer, solar flare watcher, words and unwords, nuclear physicist, geek humor, warning, hot, physicist, stars

No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law (Chemistry) Hand Towel

tagged with: periodic table of elements, words and unwords, chemistry, elements, it's the law, mendeleev, follow the periodic table, chemistry teacher, periodic table, science humor

Wry scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements, along with the chemical humor saying "Follow The Periodic Table - It's The Law". No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy any of these educational, scientific attitude gifts! For all those who work with the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Bag Tag

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, tesla was right, inventor, electrical engineer, physics, engineer, wireless, words and unwords, geek humor, electromagnetism, scientist, physicist, radio, saying, revolutionary, alternating current, ac dynamo, inventors

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison, triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts!

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Signal Cells To Start Protein Synthesis Exercise Round Wallclock

tagged with: exercise, protein synthesis, energy, signal to your cells, signal, mrna, trna, ribosome, words and unwords, biology, geek, humor, saying, attitude, biologist, molecular biologist, exercise physiologist, geek advice

Showcase your wry and witty molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the protein synthesis in the ribosome, complete with mRNA and tRNA, along with the following advice: "Signal To Your Cells To Start Protein Synthesis Exercise". Make others do a double-take on your message with a dose of biological attitude today! Memorable geek humor gifts for all who love to exercise!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Display Plaques

tagged with: words and unwords, cortisone, hormone, medical, chemical molecule, chemistry, powered by, this machine is powered by, geek humor, biochemistry

Showcase your wry educational and scientific sense of humor with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Cortisone is used to treat a variety of ailments via suppressing the immune system and thus, reducing inflammation and pain. Whether you an athlete that has been through injury or just a medical practitioner, make others do a double-take at what you are powered by with any of these "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone" gifts!

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What's Your Limit? Limit Function Geek Humor Cake Picks

tagged with: math, graph, what's your limit, limit function, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, calculus, query

Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with any of these gifts featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c, f(x) is within ε units of L along with the query "What's Your Limit?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude today!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Fleece Blanket

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, telegraph, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, radio, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geek humor with this fleece blanket featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Circle Of Life Three Domain System Fabric

tagged with: phylogenetic tree of life, three domain system, circle of life, life saying, biology, evolutionary tree, geek, humor, words and unwords, evolution

No need to be a biologist to make items with this fabric featuring the three domain system, a biological classification introduced by Carl Woese in 1977 that divides cellular life forms into archaea, bacteria, and eukaryote domains, along with the title "Circle Of Life". Evolutionary attitude fabric for all who know about life!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, the skin doctor is in, dermatology, anatomy, skin, anatomical, dermatologist, medicine, doctor is in

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi Sinus Rhythm Trivets

tagged with: electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, ekg, ecg, heartbeat, modus operandi, words and unwords, health, heartbeat is my modus operandi, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of heartbeat humor with this trivet featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy!

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Be An Independent Thinker Repel Specious Arguments Round Wallclock

Do you think independently? No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry magnetic humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Be An Independent Thinker Repel Specious Arguments". Memorable gifts for independent thinkers with a magnetic attitude twist!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: words and unwords, solar energy, quotation, thomas edison, sun, edison, money, source of power, energy, solar fan

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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My World Revolves Around Chess (Chess Globe) Gift Box

tagged with: chess, chess game, globe, chess teacher, chess player, grandmaster, chess attitude, my world revolves around chess, chess humor, words and unwords, chessboard, chess saying, chess truism, game of chess, chess education, lifestyle

If your world revolves around the game of chess, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a chessboard against a sky curved around a globe along with the following chess truism saying: "My World Revolves Around Chess". Make others do a double-take about your seriousness towards the game of chess with these visual chess attitude gifts!

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Meet Me In Wonderland Mad Hatter Running Fabric

tagged with: meet me in wonderland, wonderland, mad hatter, running mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Wonderland fans will enjoy creating things with this unique fabric featuring John Tenniel's illustration of Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the caption "Meet Me In Wonderland".

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Vacation Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Luggage Tag

tagged with: vacation genes inside, genes, genetics, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, biologist, words and unwords, molecular biologist, geek, attitude, humor, saying, vacation humor

Do you love to take vacations or think about taking vacations? Showcase your wry DNA sense of humor with any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Vacation Genes Inside".

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Pass Frequently The Most Difficult Bid Bridge Fabric

Make others do a double-take when you create with this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Frequently The Most Difficult Bid". Great fabric for any bridge player who finds it difficult to pass at the bridge table and loves to create with a sense of bridge humor!

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Common Sense Judges Of Things Leonardo da Vinci Premium Gift Box

tagged with: da vinci, senses, quote, self-portrait, judges of things, words and unwords, leonardo da vinci, common sense, by the other senses, observation quote, truism

Do you have a lot of common sense? Showcase your intellectual side with any of these gifts featuring a timeless quote by Renaissance artist and scientist Leonardo da Vinci: "Common Sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses." Make others do a double-take with a dose of common sense style today!

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Engage In The Virtuous Cycle Economics Diagram Fabric

tagged with: business cycle, virtuous cycle, econ, economics, engage in the virtuous cycle, advice, words and unwords, geek, humor, economist

Make stuff with a dose of wry economic attitude in mind with this fabric featuring the business cycle in economics along with the following sound econ advice: "Engage In The Virtuous Cycle".

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Are You Seasick Yet? Motion Optical Illusion Humor Flip Flops

tagged with: optical illusion, motion illusion, circles that appear to move, words and unwords, illusion, are you seasick yet, psyche, perception, geek humor, seasickness

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with a dose of scientific humor when you wear these flip flops featuring the infamous motion illusion -- where the circles start to move as you stare at them -- along with the following caption: "Are You Seasick Yet?" Classic geek humor at its best for the next time you take a walk!

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Some People Have A Photographic Memory (Camera) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: photographic memory, words and unwords, camera, psyche, memory, photography, film, they just don't carry, geek humor, camera sign

Funny signage humor for all who have a photographic memory, but just don't carry any film!

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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Flip Flops

tagged with: will code for food, software developer, android, bug droid, software engineer, software development, geek, words and unwords, humor, mobile phone operating system, bugdroid, software engineering, attitude, code, programmer, coder, open source

Are you a software engineer or software developer working on the Android platform? If you code for a living and think about foods such as cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, you'll enjoy this pair of Android robot (Bug droid / bugdroid) flip flops featuring the ubiquitous saying amongst software developers just starting out: "Will Code For Food" and who know about Android's past SDKs. Make others do a double-take on your ability to code and to exchange that ability for some sweets with a dose of wry software engineer humor today the next time you head to the beach or lounge around at home with these flip flops! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Baryon Octet (Particle Physics) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: particle physics, baryon octet, octet, baryon, geek, particle physicist, matter, words and unwords, physics, subatomic particle, three quarks, quantum mechanics

A baryon is a composite subatomic particle made up of three quarks. Particle physicists will enjoy any of these featuring combinations of three u, d or s quarks forming baryons with a spin-1⁄2 form the uds baryon octet.

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Lost In A Renal World Kidney Nephron Humor Fabric

tagged with: kidney, nephron, real world, renal world, lost in the renal world, words and unwords, geek, humor, nephrology, medicine

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry nephrological attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Lost In A Renal World" -- a word play on the "real world". Classic anatomical geek humor for anyone who loves to create in the real world!

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: chemistry, biochemistry, truism, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, words and unwords, i always operate, convoluted cycle, geek humor, tricarboxylic acid cycle

If you operate on a convoluted cycle, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific humor featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the saying: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle". Make others do a double-take with any of these biochemistry today! Memorable for doctors, nurses, scientists, and anyone who operates on a convoluted cycle!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Energy Crisis Fabric

tagged with: if we could all, photosynthesize there wouldn't be, photosynthesis, geek, humor, biology, light-dependent reactions, words and unwords, energy attitude, plant biology

Photosynthetic geek humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis".

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Never Mind Brain Anatomy Humor Psychology Flip Flops

tagged with: brain, never mind, brain anatomy, geek, humor, anatomical, psyche, psychology, words and unwords

If you have a never mind mindset, you'll enjoy wearing these flip flops featuring brain anatomy along with the saying "Never Mind...". Great flip flops for anyone who doesn't pay attention or just lacks an attention span!

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Embrace Your Normal Self (Bell Curve Humor) Tie

tagged with: embrace your normal self, statistics, humor, geek, bell curve, normal distribution curve, normal, psyche, words and unwords, stats, statistician, percentages

No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Embrace Your Normal Self". Classic geek humor gifts for all who embrace their normal selves with a dose of psychological statistical attitude style!

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Articulating A Vision Begins Understanding The Eye Plaques

tagged with: medicine, articulating a vision, begins with understanding the eye, nurse, ophthalmologist, ophthalmology, medical, eyeball, eye anatomy, words and unwords, optician, geek humor

No need to work in the medical field or to be engaged in entrepreneurial activities to enjoy wry scientific anatomical medical humor with any of these gifts featuring the eye. Funny scientific truism saying says it all: "Articulating A Vision Begins With Understanding The Eye". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, anatomical gifts!

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Lunar Eclipse (Astronomy Attitude) Premium Keepsake Box

tagged with: astronomy, lunar eclipse, earth, sun, moon, penumbra, umbra, diagram, words and unwords, earth science, educational, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a lunar eclipse. A lunar eclipse occurs when the moon passes behind the earth such that the Earth blocks the Sun's rays from striking the Moon. Make others do a double-take with galactic attitude with any of these educational astronomy gifts featuring the mechanics of a lunar eclipse, complete with labels of penumbra and umbra!

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Thrusting Makes The Bedrock Geology Orogeny Tshirts

tagged with: geology, thrusting makes the bedrock, words and unwords, orogeny, plate tectonics, nappes, mountain building, earth science, bedrock, geek humor

Make others do a double-take on the subject of mountain-building (orogeny) with this informative tee featuring a thrust system along with the saying "Thrusting Makes The Bedrock". Wry geological geek humor for anyone into plate tectonics!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Sun's Surface Round Wallclocks

tagged with: danger, nuclear fusion inside, nuclear fusion, sun, solar flare, astronomer, solar flare watcher, words and unwords, nuclear physicist, geek humor, warning, hot, physicist, stars

Mendeleev's Madness Periodic Table Of Elements Fabric

tagged with: mendeleev's madness, periodic table, elements, periodic table of elements, words and unwords, geek, humor, chemistry, science humor, mendeleev

Make geek humor come alive when you make items with this fabric featuring the Periodic Table of elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness".

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Wrapping Paper

RNA Nucleobases (Biochemistry) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: rna nucleobases, words and unwords, chemistry, biochemistry, biochemist, scientific, chemical bases, chemical structure, biologist, rna, educational, chemist, biology

Showcase your wry biochemical side with any of these featuring the chemical structure of RNA nucleobases. Educational, scientific for all who know about the backbone of ribonucleic acids!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Stamp

tagged with: geography, picture earth, 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, los angeles, california, san joaquin valley, satellite image, words and unwords, satellite photo, landscape, science

Send correspondence with this stamp featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Earth's landscape from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley, California. 3-D Picture Earth attitude for any Earth fan on this postage!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Spiral Note Books

tagged with: words and unwords, cortisone, hormone, medical, chemical molecule, chemistry, powered by, this machine is powered by, geek humor, biochemistry

What's Your Limit? Limit Function Geek Humor Napkin

tagged with: math, graph, what's your limit, limit function, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, calculus, query

Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with any of these gifts featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c, f(x) is within ε units of L. Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude today with any of these "What's Your Limit?" gifts!

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